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JWoww in a Bikini

Finally, here’s JWoww in a bikini to cleanse your palate of Snarf-ass and bring Bikini Morning to its inevitable, fake-breasted close. I don’t really have much to say here about JWoww but I’m sure she has a wonderful personality that no one will ever make eye contact with ultimately resulting in a lonely middle-aged… More »

Jersey Shore’s Angelina in a Bikini

Bikini Morning barrels on with Angelina from Jersey Shore who apparently calls herself the “Kim Kardashian of Staten Island” because of her “all nature figure” so clearly this one’s a drinker. On that note, I had no idea who she was because I’ve never watched the show but I’m quickly figuring out I can… More »

Snooki in a Bikini

Bikini Morning takes a stop at Slutty EwokTown, and I have to respect Snooki here for a minute for actually having the wherewithal to realize nobody wants to see what’s under that sarong. Then again, it frees her up to eat an entire Solo cup full of whipped cream on the beach, so we’ll… More »

The Jersey Shore Girls in Bikinis

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Here’s JWoww, Snooki and Angelina filming Jersey Shore in Miami yesterday and clearly the producers are just copying pages directly from the Heidi Montag playbook. I mean Christ, they’ve already surgically altered Snooki to look like Tan Clayface so it’s really just a matter of time… More »