So Chris Brown is depressingly rich. [Lainey Gossip]
Miley Cyrus is starting shit with Nicki Minaj. [Dlisted]
Women Who Have Anal Sex Are More Likely To Orgasm [The Frisky]
Hilary Duff’s dating her personal trainer? DAMN YOU, GOD! [IDLYITW]
Your morning links.
This whole Joanna Krupa’s vagina is out of order!
So, Affleck and Brady tag teamed the nanny? Got it. [Lainey Gossip]
This Caitlyn Jenner Halloween costume goes perfect with a Trump 2016 hat. [Dlisted]
Joshua Feuerstein is why we suck. [The Frisky]
Good Sweet Lord, Demi Rose. [IDLYITW]
Jon Snow is still banging Ygritte IRL. [Lainey Gossip]
And Alison Brie is fucking Dave Franco?! WHY, GOD?! [Dlisted]
New evidence in the Serial case just blew shit up. [The Frisky]
Taylor Swift and Miranda Kerr are beefing. [IDLYITW]
Gavin Rossdale joined the Pussy Posse. [Lainey Gossip]
John Travolta died and went to Gay Heaven. [Dlisted]
Planned Parenthood crashed the stock market? Okay… [The Frisky]
Mel Gibson still really hates Jews, women. [IDLYITW]
No, Jake Gyllenhaal isn’t banging Susan Sarandon. [Lainey Gossip]
Axl Rose and Slash kissed and made up. [Dlisted]
JEB BUSH IS SECRETLY BLACK!! [The Frisky]
Good sweet God, Lucy Pinder… [IDLYITW]
Kylie Jenner has a porn offer from Larry Flynt now.
Anne Hathaway is practicing Emmy speeches now. [Lainey Gossip]
Jennifer Aniston’s wedding band somehow exists. [Dlisted]
The Duggars thought you’d be cool about the molesting. [The Frisky]
Jennifer Lawrence is the highest paid actress in the world. [IDLYITW]
Oh, Jesus, they’re airborne. Alright, people, we prepared for this. Stay calm, and remember the big one only hunts by movement.
Kylie Jenner is still in a bikini along with those other people who’ll evenutally live off of her porn money.
Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green broke up. Voodoo works!
Calvin Harris fights Taylor Swift’s Twitter battles now. [Lainey Gossip]
Mike Epps tried to cheat using Twitter. It didn’t work. [Dlisted]
Reminder: Dr. Dre was Chris Brown back in the day. [The Frisky]
Emily Ratajkowski does everything naked. [IDLYITW]
Kendall Jenner’s butt and something about quitting the family with Kylie. I’m not a mind-reader.
Iron Man skipped D23 to be with Goop? [Lainey Gossip]
Jason Derulo got kicked off a plane. [Dlisted]
God’s staging fake miscarriages to boost YouTube hits now. [The Frisky]
Straight Outta Compton hurt the LAPD’s feelings. [IDLYITW]
Being Hannah Montana fucked Miley Cyrus up. [Lainey Gossip]
Superman is still talking about doing it. [Dlisted]
Want A Manservant? There’s An App For That [The Frisky]
Morgan Freeman’s granddaughter died in an exorcism. Yup. [IDLYITW]
Is Kylie Jenner doing porn yet? MAYBE.
FKA Twigs got a ride home from a director is how I read this. [Lainey Gossip]
That Anthony Bourdain vs Alton Brown feud flamed out quickly. [Dlisted]
The Target toy aisle never would have let this happen. [The Frisky]
Goddamn, Rosie Jones. [IDLYITW]
Can Anne Hathaway bikini photos offset a Bill Cosby rape post? Let’s find out.
Gavin Rossdale’s been cheating the whole time. [Lainey Gossip]
Kristen Stewart like won’t define her sexuality, man. [Dlisted]
“Good guy with a gun” shoots his kids after fight with his wife. [The Frisky]
Emily Ratajkowski went to a premiere. [IDLYITW]
It was supposed to be about Matt & Ben, you guys! [Lainey Gossip]
Noah Cyrus has gone Kardashian. [Dlisted]
“Obama and Target just gayed up your kid!” – Fox News [The Frisky]
Abigail Ratchford did DSLTD. [IDLYITW]