M. Night Shyamalan’s new movie isn’t complete shit. [Lainey Gossip]
Matt Damon can’t stop talking soon enough. [Dlisted]
Ariana Grande wants to lick Jim Carrey’s donut. [IDLYITW]
Why Would You Ever Get Out Of Bed? [theCHIVE]
Your morning links.
Matt Damon walking back his don’t ask don’t tell bullshit. [Lainey Gossip]
Rage Against The Machine apologizes for inspiring Limp Bizkit. [Dlisted]
Amanda Seyfried dumped Justin Long. [IDLYITW]
Sideboob: The Squish Is Real [theCHIVE]
Did you see The Revenant trailer yet? Goddamn. [Lainey Gossip]
Helen Mirren’s nipples have retired. Let us mourn. [Dlisted]
Emma Roberts in just a bra, anyone? [IDLYITW]
Jennifer Lawrence Makes The Best GIFs [theCHIVE]
Michael B. Jordan and the art of the apology. [Lainey Gossip]
Matt Damon stepped in some shit. [Dlisted]
Is Justin Bieber Bill Cosbying models? [IDLYITW]
If Underboob Was A Sport, Here Are The Gold Medals [theCHIVE]
Kate Hudson is banging a Jonas Brother. Neat.
Stephen Colbert dared to mock GOOP. [Lainey Gossip]
Danny Pintauro from Who’s The Boss? has AIDS. [Dlisted]
Tim Tebow is dating Olivia Culpo. [IDLYITW]
He left out does anal. Christian women do anal. [The Frisky]
Rihanna filled her Instagram with butt pics again because she’s better than all of us.
Kylie Jenner has a gold tooth. Of course.
Gisele knows something about Ben Affleck’s nanny. [Lainey Gossip]
RIP Leighton Meester’s vagina. [Dlisted]
Abigail Ratchford still has those breasts. [IDLYITW]
I’m Predicting A Bikini Type of Weekend [theCHIVE]
Courtney Stodden is ready for her Oscar.
Josh Brolin: “Ryan Gosling’s balls are like a vineyard.” [Lainey Gossip]
One Million Moms hates the new Muppets. Of course. [Dlisted]
Nicole Arbour did an abortion video. Why? Just, why? [IDLYITW]
Girls In Short Workout Shorts [theCHIVE]
I missed the Hammbone at the Emmys. *commits seppuku* [Lainey Gossip]
Grace Jones is gonna fuck Kanye up. [Dlisted]
Lena Dunham just forgot Viola Davis was at the Emmys. [IDLYITW]
Wide-Eyed, Goofy, And Cute To Boot [theCHIVE]
Sandra Bullock’s new boyfriend is an ex-con. Oh, good. [Lainey Gossip]
Orlando Bloom might be secretly banging Kendall Jenner. [Dlisted]
Kate Mara still hasn’t seen Fantastic Four. [IDLYITW]
1980’s Kim Cattrall is the best Kim Cattrall. [WWTDD]
Bella Thorne’s butt in a bikini isn’t a tirade of horrible.
Michael Fassbender’s still giant-dicking Alicia Vikander. [Lainey Gossip]
Alec Baldwin went full Kim Kardashian. [Dlisted]
Kim Davis’ husband’s still in overalls, and is an awful bigot. [The Frisky]
Pamela Anderson got naked for Flaunt. [IDLYITW]
Sandra Bullock’s new relationship sounds promising. [Lainey Gossip]
Kanye’s fashion show seemed fun. [Dlisted]
Anti-Choicers tried to play at feminism, failed miserably. [The Frisky]
Mike Huckabee got all he needed from Kim Davis. [IDLYITW]…
Lisa Opie bikini shots are The Crap I Missed and I promise there’s no poetry in here. Let’s just all forget that happened.
Here’s Ariana Grande’s bullshit apology for licking that donut. [Lainey Gossip]
HAHA! Hilary Clinton has to talk about Kim Kardashian now! [Dlisted]
There’s a menstrual blood portrait of Donald Trump. Enjoy your breakfast. [The Frisky]
Khaleesi doesn’t like GoT’s sex scenes. [IDLYITW]…
Ridley Scott finally made another watchable movie. [Lainey Gossip]
Never ask Tom Hardy if he’s into dick. [Dlisted]
Whitney Houston’s hologram is touring in 2016. Yep. [The Frisky]
Candice Swanepoel fell at a fashion show. [IDLYITW]
Ana Braga is The Crap I Missed. I know, I miss Prince Charles already, too.