Posts tagged "Beyonce"

What Stupid Shit Did Kanye Say Now?

Kanye is designing a video game about his mom's journey into heaven and claims Beyonce keeps photo of Kim Kardashian in the studio for inspiration.

By: The Superficial / February 24, 2015

Beyonce Has Leaked Unretouched Photos, Too, Now

Following on the heels of Cindy Crawford, unretouched photos of Beyonce have leaked online which should go over well with a woman whose publicist once tried to Photoshop the entire Internet.

By: The Superficial / February 19, 2015

The Rest of The 57th Annual Grammy Awards

The other people at the Grammys who didn't get their own posts. Pity them. Pity their lowly lot in life.

By: The Superficial / February 9, 2015

Kanye Acted Exactly Like Kanye At The Grammys

Kanye West pretended to interrupt Beck's Grammy speech last night which apparently wasn't a joke because he genuinely believes Beck should've gave his award to Beyonce. Not that it matters because Kanye West smiled in a photograph, so we're all dead anyway.

By: The Superficial / February 9, 2015

Gwyneth: ‘Men’s Insecurity Depends On How Many Blowjobs You Give Them’

"Haha! And then I said, 'Well, you're going to be insecure for a while because that's not where that thing goes!' He had sex with mostly groupies after that. It was for the best." Yesterday, Gwyneth Paltrow did an interview with Howard Stern where she said a goddamn slew of quintessential Gwyneth Paltrow things about…

By: The Superficial / January 15, 2015

Beyonce’s Not Pregnant Again. Again.

Posted by Photo Boy Can't Beyonce just Instagram a family picture of an innocent beach day where she's covered in sand with a conspicuous mound over her stomach without everyone going crazy with the pregnancy rumors? It's exhausting for her to constantly have to shoot this shit down. Wait, she hasn't? And the only perso…

By: Photo Boy / January 13, 2015

What The Hell Is A Charli XCX?

I have no idea who or what a Charli XCX is, but everybody apparently lost their shit yesterday over her outfits for the Billboard Women In Music Luncheon and Jingle Ball So here are those for you to potentially misplace your own shit over and then maybe have a little treasure hunt trying to find…

By: The Superficial / December 16, 2014

Beyonce Has The Photoshop

Joan Rivers's death might have exposed the fatal danger of selfies in the medical field, and large swaths of America still thinks it's acceptable to beat children with wooden objects, but let's take a moment for the very serious issue of whether or not Beyonce is Photoshopping herself again. After posting a new bikini picture…

By: The Superficial / September 17, 2014

No, Beyonce Isn’t Pregnant Again, Shut Up

Back in July, Beyonce started changing song lyrics to make it sound she was getting a divorce which turned out to be a bullshit hoax to sell tickets. It was a lesson learned by everyone, and only an idiot would try pulling the same stunt twice, so here's Jay Z changing song lyrics to make…

By: The Superficial / September 15, 2014

Beyonce Crashed A Wedding In A Bikini

While Gwyneth Paltrow wouldn't give a commoner's wedding the time of day let alone her royal Jewish presence and all the gifts that would bestow, Beyonce at least has the decency to pose with a bride even while acting unnecessarily terrified of her face. The poor girl's just excited to be married and not yet…

By: The Superficial / September 8, 2014

Beyonce’s Dad: ‘The Divorce Rumors Were A Hoax To Sell Tickets’

So one of two things are happening here: 1. Matthew Knowles reads the Internet and saw of all your conspiracy theories about Beyonce and Jay Z's divorce. 2. You're all fucking detectives who probably solve murders in Hawaii without even inviting me. Goddammit. Page Six reports: Sometimes rumors “ignite” tours, he explained. “The Jedi mind…

By: The Superficial / August 28, 2014

Kim Kardashian Doesn’t Have Time For Beyonce

We already know Kim Kardashian checked her phone during the Ferguson moment of silence at the VMAs and now comes word that she bailed before Beyonce's acceptance speech which, judging by the Internet's reaction to Beyonce's performance, practically makes Kim Hitler now. Assy Hitler. Hollywood Life reports: An eyewitness source who attended the VMAs tell…

By: The Superficial / August 27, 2014

Beyonce’s Rapping About The Elevator Fight Now

With 800 stories breaking daily about how she's getting a divorce, Beyonce is quickly figuring out that one Instagram pic isn't going to put this shit to bed, so here she is letting Jay Z hump her on stage and wearing a fucking wedding dress. (Subtlety? How does it work?) On top of that, she…

By: The Superficial / August 4, 2014

Divorce? What Divorce?

Over the past two weeks, the New York Post has dedicated its life to proving Jay Z and Beyonce are getting a divorce because he cheated with Rihanna, so here's Beyonce's first attempt at either refuting or downplaying those rumors by posting an Instagram photo of Jay Z holding Blue Ivy (above). More importantly, she…

By: The Superficial / July 30, 2014

Beyonce’s Moving Out

Yesterday, we found out that Jay Z cheated on Beyonce with Rihanna which was also the reason for Solange's elevator attack if we're all going to start believing lizard people talking points now. Why make them go through the trouble of secretly putting mind control in our water? That's my motto. Anyway, now comes word…

By: The Superficial / July 29, 2014

Rihanna Ruined Jay Z’s Marriage

Last week, we learned that Jay Z and Beyonce's marriage is pretty much over because he constantly cheats on her, and now comes even more specific information that it's with Rihanna, so I can't imagine where it's all coming from. It's not like it's practically a first-hand account. Except, oh wait. Page Six reports: The…

By: The Superficial / July 28, 2014

Jay Z & Beyonce Are Consciously Uncoupling

A few weeks back, the Internet lost its shit after Beyonce started changing song lyrics to oddly specific accusations of Jay Z cheating on her. And now comes word that they're trying to pretend to be happily married long enough to make it through their "On The Run" tour which makes the fart-sniffing trailer about…

By: The Superficial / July 22, 2014

Beyonce’s Changing Song Lyrics To Make It Sound Like Jay Z Cheated On Her Now

It sounds like Beyonce could really use that yoga weekend with Gwyneth Paltrow - I'm joking. That's Nazi shit. - because apparently she's changing song lyrics to make it sound like Jay Z definitely cheated on her. And did I mention she's doing this while she's on tour with him? She's doing this while she'…

By: The Superficial / July 2, 2014

Nope, Beyonce Won’t Try To Scrub These From The Internet

Because it's been three fucking days of Gary Oldman (Hey, I don't make the news. Unless the Illuminati sends a raven then, okay, sometimes.), here are a whole bunch of pics of Beyonce's ass that don't require critical thinking, so enjoy them before she tries to erase them from the Internet because she looks like…

By: The Superficial / June 26, 2014

Gwyneth & Beyonce Are Going On A Yoga Retreat

One of them got made fun of on the Internet, and one of them witnessed the whole world seeing her sister go bananaballs on her husband who may or may not have bean cheating with a hostess, so clearly Gwyneth Paltrow and Beyonce are going through the exact same level of shit. Their fates are…

By: The Superficial / June 11, 2014
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