Here’s the rest of The 2016 MET Gala. I have no fucking clue.
Anne Hathaway made a tribute to “Lemonade.” She shouldn’t have.
Beyoncé isn’t getting cops killed, you goddamn idiots.
The fanciest Beyonce Super Bowl post you’ll read all day.
Beyonce, Kim Kardashian, and Jennifer Lopez brought the butt parade to the MET Gala.
Kanye is designing a video game about his mom’s journey into heaven and claims Beyonce keeps photo of Kim Kardashian in the studio for inspiration.
Following on the heels of Cindy Crawford, unretouched photos of Beyonce have leaked online which should go over well with a woman whose publicist once tried to Photoshop the entire Internet.
The other people at the Grammys who didn’t get their own posts. Pity them. Pity their lowly lot in life.
Kanye West pretended to interrupt Beck’s Grammy speech last night which apparently wasn’t a joke because he genuinely believes Beck should’ve gave his award to Beyonce. Not that it matters because Kanye West smiled in a photograph, so we’re all dead anyway.
“Haha! And then I said, ‘Well, you’re going to be insecure for a while because that’s not where that thing goes!’ He had sex with mostly groupies after that. It was for the best.”
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