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This Is Some Hunger Games Type Shit: The 2016 MET Gala

Here’s the rest of The 2016 MET Gala. I have no fucking clue.

The Superficial | May 3, 2016 - 11:30 am

Anne Hathaway Is Very White, Like A Becky Even (Am I Doing It Right?)

Anne Hathaway made a tribute to “Lemonade.” She shouldn’t have.

The Superficial | April 28, 2016 - 10:39 am

Rita Ora Is Apparently This Becky Good Hair Person Now

The internet thinks Rita Ora banged Jay Z now.

The Superficial | April 26, 2016 - 10:54 am

No, Rachael Ray Didn’t Bang Jay Z, You Idiots

Rachael Ray is not “Becky with the good hair.” That’s Rachel Roy – with an “o.” Spelling is your friend.

The Superficial | April 25, 2016 - 1:00 pm

On Beyonce, Black Lives Matter, And Pussy Cops Who Are Afraid of Her

Beyoncé isn’t getting cops killed, you goddamn idiots.

The Superficial | February 22, 2016 - 12:01 pm

Hmm, If Only Gwyneth Paltrow Could Make The Super Bowl About Her…

Gwyneth Paltrow has unrestricted access to the Blue Ivy. Turn your gaze upon her at once!

The Superficial | February 8, 2016 - 1:11 pm

Beyoncé Looking Like She Pooped Is Something You Just Clicked On

The fanciest Beyonce Super Bowl post you’ll read all day.

The Superficial | February 8, 2016 - 11:36 am

MET Gala: Beyonce, Kim Kardashian, Jennifer Lopez Brought The Asses

Beyonce, Kim Kardashian, and Jennifer Lopez brought the butt parade to the MET Gala.

The Superficial | May 5, 2015 - 11:28 am

What Stupid Shit Did Kanye Say Now?

Kanye is designing a video game about his mom’s journey into heaven and claims Beyonce keeps photo of Kim Kardashian in the studio for inspiration.

The Superficial | February 24, 2015 - 12:49 pm

Beyonce Has Leaked Unretouched Photos, Too, Now

Following on the heels of Cindy Crawford, unretouched photos of Beyonce have leaked online which should go over well with a woman whose publicist once tried to Photoshop the entire Internet.

The Superficial | February 19, 2015 - 9:44 am

The Rest of The 57th Annual Grammy Awards

The other people at the Grammys who didn’t get their own posts. Pity them. Pity their lowly lot in life.

The Superficial | February 9, 2015 - 12:41 pm

Kanye Acted Exactly Like Kanye At The Grammys

Kanye West pretended to interrupt Beck’s Grammy speech last night which apparently wasn’t a joke because he genuinely believes Beck should’ve gave his award to Beyonce. Not that it matters because Kanye West smiled in a photograph, so we’re all dead anyway.

The Superficial | February 9, 2015 - 9:25 am

Gwyneth: ‘Men’s Insecurity Depends On How Many Blowjobs You Give Them’

“Haha! And then I said, ‘Well, you’re going to be insecure for a while because that’s not where that thing goes!’ He had sex with mostly groupies after that. It was for the best.”

Yesterday, Gwyneth Paltrow did an interview with Howard Stern where she said a goddamn slew of quintessential Gwyneth Paltrow

The Superficial | January 15, 2015 - 2:00 pm

Beyonce’s Not Pregnant Again. Again.

Posted by Photo Boy

Can’t Beyonce just Instagram a family picture of an innocent beach day where she’s covered in sand with a conspicuous mound over her stomach without everyone going crazy with the pregnancy rumors? It’s exhausting for her to constantly have to shoot this shit down. Wait, she hasn’t? And the…

Photo Boy | January 13, 2015 - 1:30 pm

What The Hell Is A Charli XCX?

I have no idea who or what a Charli XCX is, but everybody apparently lost their shit yesterday over her outfits for the Billboard Women In Music Luncheon and Jingle Ball So here are those for you to potentially misplace your own shit over and then maybe have a little treasure hunt trying to find…

The Superficial | December 16, 2014 - 9:30 am

Beyonce Has The Photoshop

Joan Rivers’s death might have exposed the fatal danger of selfies in the medical field, and large swaths of America still thinks it’s acceptable to beat children with wooden objects, but let’s take a moment for the very serious issue of whether or not Beyonce is Photoshopping herself again. After posting a new bikini picture…

The Superficial | September 17, 2014 - 1:05 pm

No, Beyonce Isn’t Pregnant Again, Shut Up

Back in July, Beyonce started changing song lyrics to make it sound she was getting a divorce which turned out to be a bullshit hoax to sell tickets. It was a lesson learned by everyone, and only an idiot would try pulling the same stunt twice, so here’s Jay Z changing song lyrics to make…

The Superficial | September 15, 2014 - 2:51 pm

Beyonce Crashed A Wedding In A Bikini

While Gwyneth Paltrow wouldn’t give a commoner’s wedding the time of day let alone her royal Jewish presence and all the gifts that would bestow, Beyonce at least has the decency to pose with a bride even while acting unnecessarily terrified of her face. The poor girl’s just excited to be married and not yet…

The Superficial | September 8, 2014 - 2:46 pm
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