Posts tagged "Bethenny Frankel"

Good Morning, Death With Boobs, And Other News

Katy Perry didn’t stop fucking John Mayer. [Lainey Gossip]

Thor is apparently too big for a stunt dick. [Dlisted]

A psychic talked to Cecil The Lion. He’s cool. [The Frisky]

Don’t come at Bill Nye with your bitch-ass tweets. [Death and Taxes]

Your morning links.

The Superficial / August 3, 2015

Heath Ledger’s Joker In A Bikini And Other News

- Some Benedict Cumberbatch suit porn? [Lainey Gossip]
- Cameron Diaz might be engaged to Benji Madden. [Dlisted]
- Bad Girls Bend And Snap [theCHIVE]
- Farrah Abraham’s in a non-pornographic film? That can’t be right. [Fishwrapper]
- The Dumbest Things Steve Harvey Ever Said About Love And Vaginas [The Frisky]
– The girls of…

The Superficial / October 13, 2014

A Judge Told Bethenny Frankel To Stop Wearing Her Daughter’s Clothes

Back in July, Bethenny Frankel caused some shit by posting an Instagram photo of herself in her daughter’s pajamas (above) because if there’s an age when you should start competing with your child’s looks, it’s definitely four. Three, if you really love them. Except some activist judge isn’t having it, and apparently thinks it’s unhealthy…

The Superficial / October 6, 2014

Bethenny Frankel Wore Her Daughter’s Clothes, Pissed Off Mommy Bloggers

On Sunday, Bethenny Frankel posted an Instagram photo of herself in her four-year-old daughter Bryn’s clothes which apparently pissed off a bunch of mommy bloggers concerned about unhealthy body images (?) and whatever it is mommy bloggers like to complain about. Not that I’m saying this shit is right, I just feel like the more…

The Superficial / July 15, 2014

Poor Farrah Abraham Had To Answer ‘Rude’ Questions On Bethenny, You Guys

Bethenny Frankel’s talk show has terrible ratings, so fortunately someone on her staff went, “Wait a minute, Farrah Abraham will do anything for money. Let’s justifiably insult her shitty parenting.” So above is Farrah being confronted by an audience member about plucking her daughter’s unibrow, and below is Bethenny asking her how the hell a…

The Superficial / October 28, 2013

Joe Gorga Will Make This Rape Business All Better

Last week, poor, innocent people were exposed to the words inside Melissa Gorga’s book Love Italian Style that basically suggests a strong marriage is built on never pooping and marital rape. Which sounds awesome on paper, but not so much when you tell other people who’ve seen you at a gas station with your kid…

The Superficial / September 30, 2013

Good Morning, The Joker With Implants, And Other News

- Real authors hate Gwyneth Paltrow. [Lainey Gossip]
– So I should’ve gone with Flowers In The Attic? I knew it. [Dlisted]
- Believe In Your Selfie [theCHIVE]
– “Shakira is a witch!” – Jessica Simpson in line at Quiznos. [tooFab]
- The 17 Best Answers Aaron Paul Gave During His Reddit AMA [BuzzFeed]

The Superficial / August 14, 2013

Bethenny Frankel’s Marriage-Poison Chest-Hole In A Bikini And Other News

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- Leonardo DiCaprio’s Jim Beam commercial, something something, supermodel sex. [Lainey Gossip]
– The fact that Kim Kardashian’s uterus doesn’t have a YouTube channel by now is honestly astounding. [Dlisted]
– There’s a first time for everything and this time it’s sexy selfies. [theCHIVE]
- Bradley Cooper asked Sean Penn a…

Photo Boy / February 20, 2013

Bethenny Frankel’s Divorce Is Going Well

If you’ve seen just one minute of Bethenny Frankel’s reality show, you’ve either already committed suicide or are not at all surprised to learn she’s getting a divorce from Jason Hoppy because she’s a crazy woman who actually thought airing her therapy sessions would make her look like a reasonable person capable of rational thought.

The Superficial / January 8, 2013

Bethenny Frankel Doesn’t Look At All Like Death In A Bikini And Other News

- Kevin Federline understands the value of a family discount. [Dlisted]
- Judy Greer owns everyone. Fact. [Lainey Gossip]
– Not pictured: The new pair of shoes dangling off-camera. [theCHIVE]
- Kate Upton’s breasts don’t care about America’s obesity problem. [Popoholic]
- Uma Thurman is pregnant again. “Will her feet still get bigger?” asks Quenti…

The Superficial / February 28, 2012

Bethenny Frankel Had A Miscarriage, Regrets Cameras Weren’t Rolling

“If this kid gets hit by a taxi before they start filming, I swear to God…”
Part of having your own reality show is making sure that when a new season starts you exploit anything and everything you can to get people talking about you. And if it’s something deeply tragic and/or controversial, you want…

The Superficial / February 21, 2012

Oh Good, It’s Bethenny Frankel’s Panties and Other News

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- Beyonce knows that this token friend thing goes both ways. [Huffington Post]
- Nicole Kidman looks freakishly hot here. [Dlisted]
- Sandra Bullock keeps dressing her kid up like Morgan Freeman in Driving Miss Daisy. I’m just saying. [Lainey Gossip]
- Aubrey O’Day posted new Twitter pics. Now with le…

Photo Boy / August 4, 2011

‘Wanna Know How I Got These Scars?’

“Plastic surgery. I got them from plastic surgery.”
Here’s reality star – Easy, Edie Falco, easy. – Bethenny Frankel promoting her new Skinnygirl website at GNC yesterday, and keep in mind, she actually paid someone money to do this to her. It’s like she saw how unnecessarily complicated Michael Bay made the Transformers look, the…

The Superficial / June 8, 2011

Bethenny Frankel’s in a Bikini Again and Other News

- Tom Cruise will finally prove that 80’s glam-rock wasn’t latently homosexual. — Wait. [Popeater]
- David Beckham imagines himself as Jesus getting a sensual massage from his Cherub sons. That’s how I read this. [Dlisted]
- Vanessa Hudgens at the Beastly premiere. [Popoholic]
- Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law should host the Oscars.

Photo Boy / February 28, 2011

Bethenny Frankel’s Baby is a Handy Shield and Other News

- For Chris Brown supporters everywhere. [The Blemish]
- Eminem is the President of the Internet. [Popeater]
- Kim Kardashian sues Old Navy like a crazy person. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]
- Paula Deen just got invited to Charlie Sheen’s house. [Dlisted]
- Drew Barrymore says Justin Long has a small penis — That’s what I got…

Photo Boy / February 24, 2011

Bethenny Frankel’s bare ass for PETA

Here’s Bethenny Frankel from The Real Housewives of New York posing naked for PETA because we’re suppose to believe the women on these shows care about anything besides fucking middle-aged men on the Internet and spending the entire GDP of Guam on clothes. Granted, that sentence just revealed I’ve watched at least one episode, but…

The Superficial / December 15, 2009

Bethenny Frankel counts as a celebrity now

Because I don’t watch any “Housewives” show that doesn’t feature Bree Van De Kamp, I completely missed these shots of Bethenny Frankel (Real Housewives of New York) in a see-through top at the Apollo Theater 75th Anniversary Gala this week. If this is her way of joining the ranks of Paris and Lindsay, I should…

The Superficial / June 13, 2009