Posts tagged "Best of 2013"

Lindsay Lohan’s Doing A Super Bowl Commercial

Lindsay Lohan once hit a baby while behind the wheel, so who better to be the face of car insurance than a prominent drug addict who's been arrested for DUI twice and one time with a hostage? Just don't ask her about full tort. She'll think you're talking about something else, …
By: The Superficial / January 19, 2015

Rachel Bilson And That Douchebag Named Their Kid Briar Rose

Posted by Photo Boy Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen named their newborn daughter Briar Rose, but I'm still not sold on Hayden being the real father. I don't remember anything about how whining into the uterus fertilizes the egg from that Miracle of Life video we watched …
By: Photo Boy / November 7, 2014

‘Brazilian Candidate? Look At Me Topless In My Underwear!’

Yesterday, Lindsay Lohan was all over the place after she tweeted then untweeted an endorsement for a Brazilian presidential candidate with ties to cocaine smuggling because of course. So what quicker way to change the subject than by posting a topless photo of yourself to Instagram? Which might work …
By: The Superficial / October 23, 2014

Miley Cyrus: ‘Noah Is My P*ssy Police’

If it seems like Miley Cyrus has been spending an awful lot of time with her 14-year-old sister Noah lately, it's because she's in charge of making sure Miley's vagina is ready to be shown to as many as possible with a leotard violently wedged up in it. Haha! …
By: The Superficial / June 23, 2014

Lindsay Lohan Wants To Laser Off Her Freckles

Thanks to her incredible talent for agreeing to show up at charity events then not showing up once the check clears, Lindsay Lohan now has the perfect combination of time and money to have every single freckle on her body removed because who needs a natural camouflage for herpes? Am I …
By: The Superficial / June 13, 2014

Rachel Bilson Is Pregnant

If you consider making the Star Wars prequels Hayden Christensen's greatest crime against humanity, you're still correct. However, his second greatest crime is knocking up Rachel Bilson which apparently just happened, according to Us Weekly: The Hart of Dixie actress, 32, is expecting her first child with …
By: The Superficial / May 21, 2014

You’ll Need To Know These Three Things If You’d Like To Bang Brandi Glanville This Evening

Posted by Photo Boy Brandi Glanville may be a drunk, probably racist, stinky vagina rumor-spreading awful waste of human DNA, but when it comes to letting a stranger know the step-by-step process into her pants, she's a straight-shooter. Via Radar Online: She explained, ‚ÄúThere are three rules for a booty …
By: Photo Boy / February 20, 2014

Miley Cyrus Calls Performing With Madonna ‘Super Lame’

If you somehow haven't heard by now, Miley Cyrus performed with Madonna for MTV Unplugged because truly we bear witness to the End of Days. (Forgive me, AJ McCarron, for I know not what I do.) Except keeping with her new tradition of pissing in …
By: The Superficial / January 29, 2014

Serious Question: Does Lupus Make You Retarded?

Selena Gomez is reportedly suffering from lupus - it's always lupus - so here she is going on a Segway ride with Justin Bieber (and here) because if there's one person who will be sensitive to her at her darkest hour, it's Whorebang McSyrupdawg. "Justin, thank you …
By: The Superficial / January 3, 2014

The Best of The Crap We Missed 2013

For those of you who only come here for the minutes to our secret Communist Islam Obama rallies, and have no clue what the hell The Crap We Missed is, let me try to explain this in a way that doesn't make me sound like I spend every single day looking for pictures …
By: Photo Boy / December 31, 2013

BEST OF 2013: Courtney Stodden’s Giant Cartoon Breasts Were Topless

Welcome to the time of year where we repackage old posts you guys clicked the shit out of in hopes that you'll do that all over again so we don't have to step away from our loot. I'm not even going to sugar coat what's happening here. Unlike this ham. Leave us! DECEMBER After …
By: The Superficial / December 31, 2013

BEST OF 2013: Nina Agdal Wore Nothing But This White Dress Into The Ocean

Welcome to the time of year where we repackage old posts you guys clicked the shit out of in hopes that you'll do that all over again so we don't have to step away from our loot. I'm not even going to sugar coat what's happening here. Unlike this ham. Leave us! NOVEMBER Is it …
By: The Superficial / December 31, 2013

BEST OF 2013: Miley Cyrus’ Vagina Melvin

Welcome to the time of year where we repackage old posts you guys clicked the shit out of in hopes that you'll do that all over again so we don't have to step away from our loot. I'm not even going to sugar coat what's happening here. Unlike this ham. Leave us! OCTOBER You'll probably …
By: The Superficial / December 31, 2013

BEST OF 2013: Miley Cyrus’ Nekkid Video

Welcome to the time of year where we repackage old posts you guys clicked the shit out of in hopes that you'll do that all over again so we don't have to step away from our loot. I'm not even going to sugar coat what's happening here. Unlike this ham. Leave us! SEPTEMBER And welcome …
By: The Superficial / December 30, 2013

BEST OF 2013: Lindsay Lohan’s Nude Scenes From ‘The Canyons’

Welcome to the time of year where we repackage old posts you guys clicked the shit out of in hopes that you'll do that all over again so we don't have to step away from our loot. I'm not even going to sugar coat what's happening here. Unlike this ham. Leave us! AUGUST In an …
By: The Superficial / December 30, 2013

BEST OF 2013: Brandi Glanville Got Drunk

Welcome to the time of year where we repackage old posts you guys clicked the shit out of in hopes that you'll do that all over again so we don't have to step away from our loot. I'm not even going to sugar coat what's happening here. Unlike this ham. Leave us! JULY …
By: The Superficial / December 30, 2013

BEST OF 2013: Courtney Stodden’s New Implants

Welcome to the time of year where we repackage old posts you guys clicked the shit out of in hopes that you'll do that all over again so we don't have to step away from our loot. I'm not even going to sugar coat what's happening here. Unlike this ham. Leave us! JUNE Sometime in …
By: The Superficial / December 27, 2013

BEST OF 2013: Selena Gomez In A Bikini

Welcome to the time of year where we repackage old posts you guys clicked the shit out of in hopes that you'll do that all over again so we don't have to step away from our loot. I'm not even going to sugar coat what's happening here. Unlike this ham. Leave us! APRIL After making …
By: The Superficial / December 27, 2013

BEST OF 2013: Lindsay Lohan’s Boob Fell Out Of A Helicopter

Welcome to the time of year where we repackage old posts you guys clicked the shit out of in hopes that you'll do that all over again so we don't have to step away from our loot. I'm not even going to sugar coat what's happening here. Unlike this ham. Leave us! APRIL For reasons …
By: The Superficial / December 27, 2013

BEST OF 2013: Selena Gomez’s Almost Nipple

Welcome to the time of year where we repackage old posts you guys clicked the shit out of in hopes that you'll do that all over again so we don't have to step away from our loot. I'm not even going to sugar coat what's happening here. Unlike this ham. Leave us! MARCH While shooting …
By: The Superficial / December 26, 2013
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