Posts tagged "Best of 2010"

BEST OF 2010: Hilary Duff Says ‘Yes’

1. Hilary Duff
Posted: 2.23.2010
As I compiled this list at the beginning of the week, I found myself smiling when I saw the top post of 2010 because I completely forgot about these beautiful, almost quintessentially romantic set of photos. Here’s Hilary Duff accepting Mike Comrie’s proposal in literally the greatest way possible. Because,…

The Superficial / December 31, 2010

BEST OF 2010: Miley Cyrus’ Special Place

2. Miley Cyrus
Posted: 6.21.2010
Sometime around June 2010 it was determined that Miley Cyrus’ stage show was missing a certain… something. And that something was her vagina. Not unlike ripping the governor off a car if cars had a vulva, Miley was set lose across Europe and the United States with specific instructions to…

The Superficial / December 31, 2010

BEST OF 2010: Coco’s Bikini

3. Coco
Posted: 6.29.2010
Half-woman, half-minotaur, Coco took the beaches of Miami in June where she marveled the Internet with her ability to wear nothing but scraps of cloth across her Herculean frame. If there was ever any doubt Ice-T needs to bring a battle axe to the bedroom before granting entry to her quiver…

The Superficial / December 30, 2010

BEST OF 2010: ‘That’s No Moon…’

4. Kim Kardashian
Posted: 7.19.2010
In an occurrence so rare you’d have a better chance seeing Haley’s Comet fly past Tom Cruise having sex with a woman, Kim Kardashian was actually photographed from behind in a bikini despite her strict embargo on ass shots. You know, because she thinks she’s famous for her talent and…

The Superficial / December 30, 2010

BEST OF 2010: Lady GaGa’s Missing Penis

5. Lady GaGa
Posted: 2.17.2010
During simpler, more innocent times, there existed a rumor that Lady GaGa was born a hermaphrodite and therefore had both male and female genitalia. Cut to the 2010 Brit Awards where her stage outfit revealed almost entirely hatchet wound and not a single trace of man-wiener. None of you believed…

The Superficial / December 29, 2010

BEST OF 2010: It’s Called ‘A Snooki’

6. Snooki
Posted: 1.19.2010
Snooki made her The Superficial debut on January 11, 2010. A little over a week later this post hit catapulting Snook into just shy of the Top 5 and locking me into forever torturing you with pics of her because apparently you’ll click on them like crack addicts trying to get…

The Superficial / December 29, 2010

BEST OF 2010: Jennifer Lopez Has Cellulite

7. Jennifer Lopez
Posted: 10.19.2010
Full Disclosure: I was going to entirely skip this shot of Jennifer Lopez performing in Madrid but instead posted it as an afterthought with the daily links. Turns out you couldn’t get enough of staring into a mound of cellulite and the photo literally became an international sensation. There were…

The Superficial / December 28, 2010

BEST OF 2010: Heidi’s Boobs Fell Out

8. Heidi Montag
Posted: 9.14.2010
Even though you’ve seen no less than 8,000 photos of Heidi Montag in a bikini, somehow these pics from September made it into the Top 10 for the year. Had I known seeing Heidi cup her huge over-sized breasts as they spill out of her clothing was such a draw,…

The Superficial / December 28, 2010

BEST OF 2010: Ashley Greene in Body Paint

9. Ashley Greene
Posted: 1.8.2010
I guarantee if asked six out of five of you who Ashley Greene is, you’d sit there and stare at me like I just asked you to calculate a space launch. Yet that didn’t stop you from cracking this post into the Top 10, so nice work. Here’s Ashley posing…

The Superficial / December 27, 2010

BEST OF 2010: Octomom in a Bikini

10. Octomom
Posted: 1.18.2010
When I sat down to calculate this year’s Best Of posts, the last person I thought I’d see on that list was Octomom Nadya Suleman. Not only had I completely forgot about these bikini photos, but upon clicking on them, I reportedly began cursing in Latin according to eyewitnesses. On that…

The Superficial / December 27, 2010