When these photos hit the Internet and Rihanna stupidly confirmed them to be the real deal, they literally destroyed every single post on this countdown. To put things in perspective, you could find a remote cave in the Himalayas, ask the Sherpa inside if he saw the Rihanna nude pics, and…
2. DITA VON TEESE
I think the magic of these unreleased photos is that they were taken pre-Marilyn Manson. So if you’re like me, you fantasized about attaching a flux capacitor to your penis so you can travel back in time to join these ladies and, God willing, not accidentally end up trying…
3. MILLA JOVOVICH
If these pics of Milla Jovovovich were ever removed from the Internet, the very fabric of our existence would be sucked into the resulting gap. That’s how much you guys liked looking at her vagina. Or cardboard boxes, I go back and forth.
Original: Milla Jovovich is totally nude
4. BRITNEY SPEARS
When these photos of a dirty version of “Gimme More” leaked online, I honestly didn’t think anyone would want to see Britney Spears’ bare nipples covered in magic marker because it’d be a sad reminder of how far gone her mind is.
I was wrong.
Original: Britney Spears topless photos…
6. AMBER ROSE
After posting these pics of Amber Rose wandering around Miami topless, I learned something: If you slap tits on a weird chemo patient that has sex with Kanye West, people will look.
I like to believe I’m a better person because of this.
Original: Amber Rose topless with Kanye West…
5. HEIDI MONTAG
We’re already halfway through the Top 10 Most Visited Posts of 2009, and somehow Heidi Montag is sitting at #5. Heidi Montag. And she’s not really naked! I’m sorry, folks, but this is for your own good.
*puts Internet’s nose in Heidi’s face*
Bad, Internet. Bad. No.
Original: Heidi Montag…
7. HEIDI KLUM
PHOTOGRAPHER: I need a really hot photo shoot idea for Heidi Klum.
EINSTEIN’S GHOST: Cover her naked body in chocolate sauce.
PHOTOGRAPHER: …. I am so glad you haunt me.
EINSTEIN’S GHOST: E = MC-BOOYEAH!
Based on a true story.
Original: Heidi Klum is all kinds of nude
8. MEGAN FOX
Despite the fact these were about as real as Xenu holding the Baby Jesus on Santa’s lap, you guys flocked to these Photoshopped pics of Megan Fox that were allegedly “hacked” from her computer. Which proves that instead of using a script for Transformers 3, Dreamworks should pay me $1…
9. JOANNA KRUPA
Even to this day nobody really knows who or what a Joanna Krupa is, but thanks to the intrinsic beauty of Internet, that hasn’t stop anyone from wondering what her nipples look like. Somewhere there’s a powerful story of the human condition in all this. Sort of like the ending…
10. ELIN NORDEGREN WOODS
These pics have barely been on the site for a month, but thanks to Elin’s Viking Blood becoming enraged by The Wandering Tiger Cock, they almost immediately cracked their way into the year’s Top 10 Most Visited Posts. It’s like people have never seen a mail-order bride before.