Bertney meets superstar performer Jell-O, but soon learns a terrible secret from Mr. Orange Flappy Hair when he arrives all the way from Bullshit Village. More »
When Jayden tells Bertney all about a man that changes into woman, Bertney sets out on a grand adventure to see this strange creature for herself. More »
Bertney makes a special new friend while shooting a music video. Her name is Iggy! More »
Bertney has to help Sean with his pre-algebra homework, but she doesn’t know what any of those words mean. And who’s Sean? More »
Bertney And The Amazing Computer Magicked Berkini Belly
A Positive Reinforcement Reader
It was a very special day for Bertney. She was at the courthouse seeing the nice old judge who always had the best news to tell Papa.
“Well, Mr. Spears,” the judge said from his very tall wooden seat.… More »
Bertney’s Turkey Durkey Day!
A Guide To Healthy Eating
Bertney loved Thanksgiving.
“It’s a whole day where I give food presents to my mouth!” she excitedly told a can of whipped cream the caterers had given her so she’d leave the kitchen.
“More importantly, Bertney Jean, it’s a day to… More »