Bertney Stories

BRATNEY WANTS DICK

There is no Bertney, only Bratney. And Hillary Clinton. More »


Bertney Meets Jell-O

Bertney meets superstar performer Jell-O, but soon learns a terrible secret from Mr. Orange Flappy Hair when he arrives all the way from Bullshit Village. More »


Bertney Meets The Man-Lady

When Jayden tells Bertney all about a man that changes into woman, Bertney sets out on a grand adventure to see this strange creature for herself. More »


Bertney In ‘Mr. Charlie Goes Bye-Bye’


Bertney’s Fancy Night Out

Bertney’s a robot. She’s a fancy pretty robot. More »


Bertney Meets Miss Iggy

Bertney makes a special new friend while shooting a music video. Her name is Iggy! More »


Bertney Learns Maths

Bertney has to help Sean with his pre-algebra homework, but she doesn’t know what any of those words mean. And who’s Sean? More »


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