Posts tagged "Benedict Cumberbatch"

Krysten Ritter Is Your New Marvel Person

After confirming Benedict Cumberbatch as Doctor Strange, Marvel announced that Krysten Ritter landed the title role of Jessica Jones for its upcoming Netflix series. I should probably mention Alexandra Daddario was also up the part, but mostly so I can link to her nude scene in True Detective because the SEO game don’t sleep, son.

The Superficial / December 5, 2014

Benedict Cumberbatch Is Engaged, I’m So Very Sorry For Your Loss

Presumably in an attempt to foil the Internet and anyone born after 1991, Benedict Cumberbatch announced his engagement to theater director Sophie Hunter in the “births, deaths and marriages column” of the print edition of The Times, according to PEOPLE. As for why I didn’t bother to post a picture of her, does she look…

The Superficial / November 5, 2014

Benedict Cumberbatch Is Doctor Strange: A Post About Kendall’s Butt

“I’ll tell you what’s strange. Giant penguins, amirite?!” (I have no fucking business writing these.)

Posted by Photo Boy

You guys know by now that Fish’s new favorite thing besides sending headless animal carcasses to Hilary Duff’s house is to make me cluelessly write comic book posts. Since it’s looking like…

Photo Boy / October 28, 2014

Benedict Cumberbatch Read The Lyrics To R. Kelly’s ‘Genius’ (Cleanup, Aisle Your Pants)

Here’s Benedict Cumberbatch giving a dramatic reading of R. Kelly’s “Genius” from the album Black Panties, and there’s literally nothing more I need to say here because you should’ve clicked play seven words into the headline. Why are you even reading this? Why?!

Fun Fact: Britain spent a good portion of the 70s wanting…

The Superficial / December 5, 2013

Here’s Benedict Cumberbatch Showering In ‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ To Nullify Alice Eve’s Boobs

Sorry to hit you with two Conan clips today, but remember when I said in the Alice Eve post about Alice Eve’s breasts that J.J. Abrams and Damon Lindelof couldn’t trip over themselves fast enough to apologize for showing them in Star Trek Into Darkness? You don’t and did nothing but look at her breasts?

The Superficial / May 23, 2013

Alice Eve’s Space-Boobs: A Review of ‘Star Trek Into Alice Eve’s Space-Boobs’

Short Version: This is exactly all you see of this. Enjoy the $8 I just saved you. Fin.
It seems like only 11 days ago I wrote a review of Iron Man 3 because I did, so shut up and let my hatred of going out in public talk for a minute. Here’s a little…

The Superficial / May 16, 2013

‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ Has Full Trailer Complete With That Gladiator Music From ‘Man of Steel’

[Ed. Note: Added the Apple embed, so this one shouldn’t get pulled by Paramount. – SW]
Jessica Simpson somehow crammed herself into a bridesmaid’s dress over the weekend, so while Photo Boy and I finish up captioning the shit out of those, here’s the just-released official trailer for Star Trek Into Darkness – Not to…

The Superficial / December 17, 2012

‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ Has An Official Teaser And Other News

- The creepy kid from Chronicle is your new Harry Osborn now. [Lainey Gossip]
– Distinguishing between knee and thigh highs isn’t happening in this gallery. [theCHIVE]
- Guiliana Rancic loves baby poop. We’re all richer for knowing that. [Dlisted]
- 12 Celebrities You Didn’t Realize Have Lazy Eyes [BuzzFeed]
– The Royal Morning Sickne…

The Superficial / December 6, 2012