Posts tagged "Ben Kingsley"

Just Shut Up And Listen To Robert Downey Jr. Say Awesome Shit: A Review of ‘Iron Man 3′

“Only douches still use Bluetooth? Well, then I guess that makes me a douche. A douche all over YOUR FACE. (Laser to the dick. Laser to the dick, go!)”
Welcome to the first review of the summer movie season which thankfully hasn’t been marred by a horrible tragedy we learned absolutely nothing from even after…

The Superficial / May 5, 2013

Jesus Christ, The New ‘Iron Man 3′ Trailer

I’m trying to remind myself that the trailers for Iron Man 2 were awesome while the movie.. not so much, but I’m sorry, was that Robert Downey Jr. firing double Uzis while Gwyneth Paltrow runs around in a bra? Welp, not even going to pretend this isn’t happening. *bends over* Money’s on the table. Call…

The Superficial / March 5, 2013

The Full ‘Iron Man 3′ Trailer’s Here Already

I’m not sure what the marketing plan is for making a 17-second teaser for a trailer you’re releasing barely a day later, but if it involves giving nerds on the Internet blue balls than going, “Just kidding, robot handjob?” mission accomplished. So here’s the full official trailer for Iron Man 3 which reteams Robert Downey

The Superficial / October 23, 2012

‘Iron Man 3′ Has A Teaser Trailer And Other News

- Fun Fact: Paul Bettany totally Hugo Weavings his way through these movies. [TMZ]
- Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel got married and sold that shit to People like low-class motherfuckers. [Lainey Gossip]
– Cats mimicking pin-up models is the natural evolution of the Internet. Let’s not kid ourselves. [theCHIVE]
- Chevy Chase said the…

The Superficial / October 22, 2012