Posts tagged "Bella Thorne"

The Bella Thorne We Missed

Bella Thorne has been a lot of places lately, so the polite thing to do is at least look at her.

The Superficial | December 16, 2015 - 12:55 pm

Good Morning, Bella Thorne’s Cleavage, And Other News

Jem and the Holograms is hot garbage. [Lainey Gossip]

Wanna watch Lisa Turtle bone? (Relax, Screech, we know you do.) [Dlisted]

Wait, I thought all gay guys were awesome at karaoke? [TMZ]

Kate Upton’s nipples are in here. [IDLYITW]

Your morning links. …

Photo Boy | October 28, 2015 - 10:35 am

Bella Thorne’s Butt In A Bikini Is Not Stupid Shit

Bella Thorne has gotten really good at Instagram.

The Superficial | October 20, 2015 - 12:08 pm

Bella Thorne Did A Bikini Video

Bella Thorne’s butt in a bikini isn’t a tirade of horrible.

Photo Boy | September 18, 2015 - 2:00 pm

Charlotte McKinney’s Breasts & Bella Thorne: Teen Choice Awards

Charlotte McKinney and Bella Thorne are the rest of the Teen Choice Awards because I hate stupid kids and their meddling mutts.

The Superficial | August 17, 2015 - 11:28 am

It’s Bella Thorne’s Side Boob

Bella Thorne’s side boob, anyone? Please? It’s Wednesday. I need comic book money. I mean, weights for my gym. Big, heavy weights. GET SOME.

The Superficial | July 22, 2015 - 2:53 pm

Bella Thorne & Her Sister In Bikinis

Bella Thorne in a bikini isn’t horribly depressing news.

The Superficial | July 20, 2015 - 12:57 pm

Bella Thorne’s Butt Is A Red Carpet Staple Now

If it’s a red capret event, Bella Thorne’s butt will be there with bells on and goddamnit that wasn’t even sexual but it felt creepy to write.

Photo Boy | July 1, 2015 - 2:45 pm

And Now Back To Bella Thorne’s Butt

Bella Thorne’s butt was at another premiere. She’d appreciate it if you look at it again.

The Superficial | June 26, 2015 - 10:20 am

Bella Thorne Wants You To Look At Her Butt Now

Bella Thorne has a butt. She wants you to see it.

The Superficial | June 24, 2015 - 1:31 pm

Bella Thorne Bikini Photos Aren’t The Duggars

This is Bella Thorne in a bikini. It is not the Duggars.

The Superficial | May 26, 2015 - 12:17 pm

Bella Thorne Was At Coachella, Too

Bella Thorne was at Coachella. Or that’s what Chris Hansen wants you to think…

The Superficial | April 13, 2015 - 4:15 pm

Bella Thorne In A Bikini

A while ago, I had to deal with an annoying situation involving Bella Thorne that really should’ve persuaded me from doing things like giving her free publicity by posting paparazzi photos of her on the site. But then she wore a bikini in Miami yesterday, and I don’t need to tell you what happened next…

The Superficial | November 18, 2014 - 12:35 pm

The 2014 Teen Choice Awards

Someone just spotted Kim Kardashian.

I’ve grown old enough where I’ve forgotten what it’s like to be a teenager and now hate them for their youthful vigor and freedom to make stupid choices with abandon. Case in point: I once drove an hour to the nearest Best Buy to buy Limp Bizkit’s Significant

The Superficial | August 11, 2014 - 11:01 am

Good Morning, Bella Thorne, And Other News

- Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin’s conscious uncoupling mocks your plebeian divorce. [Lainey Gossip]

- Pamela Anderson’s childhood is exactly as horrible as you suspected it is. [Dlisted]

- Girls With Future Lower Back Problems will save Monday. [theCHIVE]

- Jon Gosselin eats women’s souls. [Fishwrapper]


The Superficial | May 19, 2014 - 8:19 am

Zac Efron Might Be Your New Marvel Person

Last year, Latino Review reported that Zac Efron and Ryan Gosling were up for the roles of Han Solo and/or Luke Skywalker’s son(s) which did not happen at all. But this time, they’re super serious that Zac Efron has met with Marvel about playing.. something. Unleash The Speculator!

We can exclusively report that…

The Superficial | May 15, 2014 - 11:38 am

The 2014 MTV Movie Awards

Here’s the rest of The 2014 MTV Movie Awards which you’ll quickly notice is mostly Rita Ora’s cleavage, and for some odd reason, an almost equal amount of Zac Efron shirtless which was a typo. I have no idea how those got there, or why I tried to wash my clothes on them. I should…

The Superficial | April 14, 2014 - 7:55 am

Noah Cyrus’ 13th Birthday Party Looks Appropriate

Ah, 13. That special age in a young girl’s life when her parents let her dress like a prostitute and rent an entire nightclub so everyone can get drunk. This is what makes our country great. This is why we’re great.

Photos: Pacific Coast News

The Superficial | January 10, 2013 - 1:58 pm