Posts tagged "Batman"

Batfleck Forevah

The solo Batfleck movie everybody saw coming is coming.

By: The Superficial / July 10, 2015

Let The War On Christmas Begin!

Last year over the Thanksgiving holiday, I wrote a giant ass review of Sarah Palin’s Good Tidings And Great Joy, her bullshit book on the bullshit War on Christmas. It took me four days and over 20 hours of writing because clearly I am an idiot who hates rest and relaxation. This year, Kirk Cameron

By: The Superficial / November 28, 2014

Comic-Con: ‘Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice’

Despite a release date that’s almost two years from now, DC Comics had to have something to show at Comic-Con or Marvel would walk right over them even more than they already are, so Zack Snyder showed up on Saturday and amazingly put up a fight by dropping an official photo of Wonder Woman’s costume

By: The Superficial / July 28, 2014

Comic-Con Day 1: Hope You Like Chins

Comic-Con officially started yesterday, and the excitement was palpable provided your idea of excitement is looking at chins because literally two of the biggest stories are chin hair-based. I’m not even joking. So here’s a quick rundown of Day 1, and all the lower portion of the face information that dwells within:…

By: The Superficial / July 25, 2014

It’s Ben Affleck’s Batman’s Costume

Yesterday, Zack Snyder teased an image of the new Batmobile’s ass with a promise of revealing the whole thing today. Which he just did along with Ben Affleck’s new Batman costume albeit in black and white. And because I’m a giant, sexless nerd who just hyperventilated himself to orgasm, I clicked a bunch of filter…

By: The Superficial / May 13, 2014

‘Gotham’ Has A Trailer Already

Last night, Fox not only announced a series order for Gotham, but also dropped a trailer which surprisingly (but not really) set the mood for a consensual nerd-butt insertion until Kid Catwoman showed up, and then everything went all Bryan Singer pool party. Which sounds pretty fucking extreme for a show I’m still going to…

By: The Superficial / May 6, 2014

Here’s What People In ‘The Avengers: Age of Ultron’ Might Look Like And/Or Punch

Makes you wonder how much faster her sisters could’ve killed Heath Ledger with all that power, doesn’t it? I know.

When you own an entire network like Disney does, you can use it whenever you want to shamelessly pimp your products however and whenever you want. Which is exactly what Disney did last…

By: The Superficial / March 19, 2014

Here’s Your New Batman TV Show

I had no idea this was filming already, but here are set photos from Gotham the new FOX series about Commissioner Gordon’s pre-Batman days which apparently will feature him as a mustache-less Ben McKenzie. And while my gut says that’s a crime against God and nature, Donal Logue as Harvey Bullock is whispering to my…

By: The Superficial / March 18, 2014

James Franco Jizzed On Batman’s Head. Oh, Good.

There was a surprising amount of goodwill given to James Franco and Seth Rogen’s “Bound 3″, so to Santorum all over that, here’s the former reminding everyone he’s still an avant garde pugilist social experimentalist restauranteur cumberbund radicchio saisson d’ Maya Angelou with his new think-piece “50 shades of batman and robin” which features a…

By: The Superficial / December 5, 2013

Here’s Christian Bale Wearing Val Kilmer’s Batsuit To Audition For ‘Batman Begins’

Above is Christian Bale’s audition tape for Batman Begins that made the Internet rounds over the weekend because not only does it feature future Lois Lane Amy Adams standing in for Katie Holmes, but Christian wearing Val Kilmer’s Batsuit. (As for why he didn’t wear George Clooney’s, I’ll assume the official reason was “too many…

By: The Superficial / September 23, 2013

So Christian Bale Might Be In ‘Justice League’

Until today the conventional wisdom was that Warner Bros.’ lack of confidence in Man of Steel caused them to toss out the script for Justice League and adopt a wait-and-see plan before shamelessly copying The Avengers. Except now Latino Review claims (above) that the radio silence is from locking down a deal with Christopher Nolan

By: The Superficial / March 4, 2013

Christian Bale Called A Little Boy With Cancer To Talk About Batman

Before we resume our usual celebrity breast gazing and human detritus freak show, here’s 8-year-old Batman fanatic Zach getting a call from Christian Bale who’s apparently on a one-man mission to give apathy all the poundings he didn’t get to do in The Dark Knight Rises because Batman was in it for five, maybe te…

By: The Superficial / January 24, 2013

Joseph Gordon-Levitt Is Probably Going To Be Batman In The ‘Justice League’ Movie

So forget all that Armie Hammer business, because apparently Warner Bros. has figured out a way to make this Joseph Gordon-Levitt thing work so they can keep printing money from the Christopher Nolan movies without involving Christopher Nolan who has repeatedly stated he won’t touch Justice League with a ten-foot pole. Which coincidentally was also…

By: The Superficial / November 27, 2012

Armie Hammer Might Be The New Batman (Again)

And Robin is black. I’m joking! (Racists.)

Back in 2007, Armie Hammer was cast as Batman in a Justice League movie that never saw the light of day thanks to the writer’s strike, the Australian government going back on a 40% tax rebate and I’m assuming everyone going, “Wait, Adam Brody is The…

By: The Superficial / October 10, 2012

The Olsen Twins Just Had To Kill Heath Ledger:
A Review Of ‘The Dark Knight Rises’

If you’ve been living under a rock (I almost said “in a cave” but stopped myself) for the past 18 hours, 24-year-old James Holmes dyed his hair red, called himself The Joker and shot up a Colorado midnight showing of The Dark Knight Rises after filling it full of homemade tear gas for reasons police…

By: The Superficial / July 20, 2012

Just Kidding, Mitt Romney’s Batman Now

“Did you make the suit out of aborted fetuses like I asked? Good, good.”

Yesterday, the Internet pissed itself silly after Rush Limbaugh couldn’t resist the immediately ridiculous theory that The Dark Knight Rises is a liberal conspiracy to make movie-goers associate Mitt Romney with the villain Bane so they’ll vote for Obama.

By: The Superficial / July 19, 2012

Of Course ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ Is A Liberal Plot To Make Mitt Romney Look Bad. Duh.

[Full Disclosure: Photo Boy and I did not make this pic, so if you’re the creator, hit us up and we’ll give you props because it’s fucking awesome.]

[Update: Credit added. Huge thanks to Aramis at Barkers & Rubes.]

Over the past week or so, I’ve seen rumblings in the comment…

By: The Superficial / July 18, 2012

Christian Bale & Joseph Gordon-Levitt For Your ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Speculating

“Holy Spock eyes, Batman!”

If you’re trying to avoid any spoilers for The Dark Knight Rises now would be a good time to skip this post and possibly forget you just saw Christian Bale and Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s characters filming a scene together in New York this morning.

Are the nerds gone…

By: The Superficial / October 28, 2011

Catwoman’s Costume Has Ears Now

When Anne Hathaway’s Catwoman costume was first revealed in a preemptive strike on the paparazzi, pretty much everyone who lives a sad, sexless existence writing a gossip blog in their basement immediately noticed the lack of cat ears and went to town trashing the suit. This prompted Anne Hathaway to say we’d only seen 1/10th

By: The Superficial / September 25, 2011

‘Let’s Let A Woman Drive The Batpod. What Could Go Wrong?’

“No, no, no. The correct procedure is hands at 10 and 2, then think about shoes.”

While Anne Hathaway spent last night defending the Catwoman costume which apparently does 9/10ths more shit than we even realize (I’m going to read that as, “Comes armed with full-frontal flaps.”), footage leaked of her stunt double

By: The Superficial / August 9, 2011
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