As some of you may have noticed, Erin The Superficial Banner Girl Contest winner is no longer gracing the top of the site with her lingerie-clad elegance. After a two week-long run, it’s time to return to random clip-art slut #847, but you can always find a hi-res copy of Erin’s reign here if you’re… More »
Alright, folks, here’s one last batch of contestants for The Superficial Banner Girl Contest before Erin assumes her position on the top of the page starting Monday and smiles down upon gossip wrapped in a chauvinistic tortilla.
On a sincere and heartfelt note, huge thanks to everyone who entered. You knew the nature… More »
With Erin declared the winner of The Superficial Banner Girl Contest, here’s a sample of some of the pictures that crowded up my inbox over the past two weeks. As you look through and wonder why the hell I didn’t pick this girl or that girl, keep in mind this thing involved breasts so I… More »
ERIN from WASHINGTON, D.C.
After over 30,000 votes, the highest for any round, you guys chose Erin to be The Superficial Banner Girl for an entire week. (Edit: Or possibly longer. I hear your cries.) But not without stiff competition from Jillian who tore off out of the gate and held her own… More »
Six hundred fifty entered. Only five remain.
These are the faces/breasts you chose to enter the final round for a chance to be The Superficial Banner Girl for a week. What faces you now is the greatest decision of your life. Greater than having a child or pulling a plug on a relative. More »
And now for the last round of contestants. Whoever wins today goes to tomorrow’s final round and for a chance to have their face… More »
Welcome to Round 4 of The Superficial Banner Girl Contest! Here’s a quick rundown of the current winners who will go on to compete in Wednesday’s Final Round:
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Congratulations to Erin from Washington, D.C. for winning Round 2 of The Superficial Banner Girl Contest. She’ll go on to compete with Gianna from Vegas in the final round that sadly doesn’t involve pillows or me covered in chocolate sauce.
On that note, ROUND 3! Happy Voting.
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And now on to Round 2. You guys know the drill: Vote for your favorite lady then act like none of them are attractive because you’re bagging – or are -… More »
Welcome to the first round of voting for The Superficial Banner Girl Contest. While I initially promised a Top 20 of ladies, I got tired of trying to narrow it down and just made it the Top 25. That’s like 50 breasts for the price of 40, but I digress. Over the next week, there’ll… More »