Alright, folks, here’s one last batch of contestants for The Superficial Banner Girl Contest before Erin assumes her position on the top of the page starting Monday and smiles down upon gossip wrapped in a chauvinistic tortilla.
On a sincere and heartfelt note, huge thanks to everyone who entered. You knew the nature… More »
ERIN from WASHINGTON, D.C.
After over 30,000 votes, the highest for any round, you guys chose Erin to be The Superficial Banner Girl for an entire week. (Edit: Or possibly longer. I hear your cries.) But not without stiff competition from Jillian who tore off out of the gate and held her own… More »
Six hundred fifty entered. Only five remain.
These are the faces/breasts you chose to enter the final round for a chance to be The Superficial Banner Girl for a week. What faces you now is the greatest decision of your life. Greater than having a child or pulling a plug on a relative. More »
Congrats to Melanie from San Diego, yesterday’s Round 4 winner of The Superficial Banner Girl Contest. Someone who actually won without showing any cleave, I almost don’t believe it.
And now for the last round of contestants. Whoever wins today goes to tomorrow’s final round and for a chance to have their face… More »
Welcome to the first round of voting for The Superficial Banner Girl Contest. While I initially promised a Top 20 of ladies, I got tired of trying to narrow it down and just made it the Top 25. That’s like 50 breasts for the price of 40, but I digress. Over the next week, there’ll… More »
Here’s the State of the Banner Girl Address:
Right now I’ve managed to narrow down 600+ photos to around 150 possible Banner Girls. Thanks to the overwhelming, and awesome response, it’s turned out to be more wristback-breaking work than I thought, so the voting process has been moved to tomorrow, Weds. July 7th. More »
Alright, folks, after way more entries than I anticipated, it’s time to close the door on submissions for The Superficial Banner Girl contest. In the meantime, enjoy Gianna from New York (above) while I sift through an assload of shots and hash out how the hell this voting process is going to work. I’m thinking… More »
Sierra here seemed to not only grasp the true meaning of The Superficial Banner Girl Contest but also it’s subtle, yet ultimately more important ulterior motive: Curing cancer.
At this point, you know the drill. More ladies on the Facebook and, again, don’t get discouraged if you’re not on here yet (Elizabeth). There’s… More »
Meet Kristin. Kristin sent me several pics until she realized there’s a simple and direct route to my heart: handjobs bikinis. Sure, this might be a contest that’s looking for the best face, but that’s like saying racism is just about hating people that are different than you. There’s an art to it- Dammit, Mel,… More »
As we enter Day 2 of The Superficial Banner Girl Contest, I’m starting to realize a whole lot of models read the site and I should probably start talking about how huge my penis is more often. (Read: MASSIVE.) On that note, I’ve added to the Facebook gallery five new ladies vying to be the… More »
Apparently a shocking amount of you were attached to the blonde girl who used to adorn The Superficial banner at the top of the site (Note to Self: Invent fuckable clip-art.), so since she’s been wrapped up in the big shower curtain in the sky, I thought it’d be fun to make some lucky reader… More »