Posts tagged "Banner Girl"

One Last Look at Banner Girl Erin

As some of you may have noticed, Erin The Superficial Banner Girl Contest winner is no longer gracing the top of the site with her lingerie-clad elegance. After a two week-long run, it's time to return to random clip-art slut #847, but you can always find a hi-res copy of Erin's reign …
By: The Superficial / August 3, 2010

The Banner Girl Contestants: Part 2

Alright, folks, here's one last batch of contestants for The Superficial Banner Girl Contest before Erin assumes her position on the top of the page starting Monday and smiles down upon gossip wrapped in a chauvinistic tortilla. On a sincere and heartfelt note, huge thanks to everyone who entered. You knew the nature …
By: The Superficial / July 16, 2010

The Banner Girl Contestants: Part 1

With Erin declared the winner of The Superficial Banner Girl Contest, here's a sample of some of the pictures that crowded up my inbox over the past two weeks. As you look through and wonder why the hell I didn't pick this girl or that girl, keep in mind this thing …
By: The Superficial / July 15, 2010

And The Superficial Banner Girl is…

ERIN from WASHINGTON, D.C. After over 30,000 votes, the highest for any round, you guys chose Erin to be The Superficial Banner Girl for an entire week. (Edit: Or possibly longer. I hear your cries.) But not without stiff competition from Jillian who tore off out of the gate and held her …
By: The Superficial / July 15, 2010

The Superficial Banner Girl: FINAL ROUND

Six hundred fifty entered. Only five remain. These are the faces/breasts you chose to enter the final round for a chance to be The Superficial Banner Girl for a week. What faces you now is the greatest decision of your life. Greater than having a child or pulling a plug on a relative. (Unless …
By: The Superficial / July 14, 2010

Vote for Banner Girl: Round 5

Congrats to Melanie from San Diego, yesterday's Round 4 winner of The Superficial Banner Girl Contest. Someone who actually won without showing any cleave, I almost don't believe it. And now for the last round of contestants. Whoever wins today goes to tomorrow's final round and for a chance to have their face …
By: The Superficial / July 13, 2010

Vote for Banner Girl: Round 4

Welcome to Round 4 of The Superficial Banner Girl Contest! Here's a quick rundown of the current winners who will go on to compete in Wednesday's Final Round: Round 3: Jillian - New York City (Congratulations.) Round 2: Erin - Washington, D.C. Round 1: Gianna - Las Vegas And now I'll …
By: The Superficial / July 12, 2010

Vote for Banner Girl: Round 3

Congratulations to Erin from Washington, D.C. for winning Round 2 of The Superficial Banner Girl Contest. She'll go on to compete with Gianna from Vegas in the final round that sadly doesn't involve pillows or me covered in chocolate sauce. On that note, ROUND 3! Happy Voting. [poll id="31"] Voting Closes 10 …
By: The Superficial / July 9, 2010

Vote for Banner Girl: Round 2

First off, congratulations to Gianna from Las Vegas for winning Round 1 of The Superficial Banner Girl Contest. Everyone liked your boobs. And now on to Round 2. You guys know the drill: Vote for your favorite lady then act like none of them are attractive because you're bagging - or are - …
By: The Superficial / July 8, 2010

Vote for Banner Girl: Round 1

Welcome to the first round of voting for The Superficial Banner Girl Contest. While I initially promised a Top 20 of ladies, I got tired of trying to narrow it down and just made it the Top 25. That's like 50 breasts for the price of 40, but I digress. Over the next week, …
By: The Superficial / July 7, 2010

The Search for Banner Girl… is Hard

Here's the State of the Banner Girl Address: Right now I've managed to narrow down 600+ photos to around 150 possible Banner Girls. Thanks to the overwhelming, and awesome response, it's turned out to be more wristback-breaking work than I thought, so the voting process has been moved to tomorrow, Weds. July …
By: The Superficial / July 6, 2010

The Search for Banner Girl: Submissions Closed

Alright, folks, after way more entries than I anticipated, it's time to close the door on submissions for The Superficial Banner Girl contest. In the meantime, enjoy Gianna from New York (above) while I sift through an assload of shots and hash out how the hell this voting process is going to work. I'm …
By: The Superficial / July 6, 2010

The Search for Banner Girl: Day 4

Sierra here seemed to not only grasp the true meaning of The Superficial Banner Girl Contest but also it's subtle, yet ultimately more important ulterior motive: Curing cancer. At this point, you know the drill. More ladies on the Facebook and, again, don't get discouraged if you're not on here yet (Elizabeth).
By: The Superficial / July 2, 2010

The Search for Banner Girl: Day 3

Meet Kristin. Kristin sent me several pics until she realized there's a simple and direct route to my heart: handjobs bikinis. Sure, this might be a contest that's looking for the best face, but that's like saying racism is just about hating people that are different than you. There's an art to …
By: The Superficial / July 1, 2010

The Search for Banner Girl: Day 2

As we enter Day 2 of The Superficial Banner Girl Contest, I'm starting to realize a whole lot of models read the site and I should probably start talking about how huge my penis is more often. (Read: MASSIVE.) On that note, I've added to the Facebook gallery five new …
By: The Superficial / June 30, 2010

The Search for Banner Girl: Day 1

We're only six hours into The Superficial Banner Girl Contest and already I've seen a ton of lovely ladies, a few not-so-lovely ones, a dude, one of my friends in her underwear, a porn star (No joke.) and most importantly, a chick with a giant black dildo in her …
By: The Superficial / June 29, 2010

I Want YOU to be The Superficial Banner Girl

Apparently a shocking amount of you were attached to the blonde girl who used to adorn The Superficial banner at the top of the site (Note to Self: Invent fuckable clip-art.), so since she's been wrapped up in the big shower curtain in the sky, I thought it'd be fun to make some lucky reader …
By: The Superficial / June 29, 2010