Posts tagged "Bai Ling"

Famous People in Costumes

Because everyone knows Hollywood is a godless bordello of Sodomites, it’s no surprise the stars came out to celebrate Halloween/pay homage to Satan for their careers. So here’s a gathering of costumed celebs In no particular order:
Jessica Lowndes as God Willing, the Future Referee of My Pants.
Mariah Carey as A Victoria’s Secret Angel

The Superficial / November 2, 2009

Bai Ling says ‘RAWR! I’m a tiger – but in a bikini!’

Bai Ling is chilling in Hawaii this week and also did the Lord’s work by partaking in several bikini shoots. This time around, she managed to keep her nipples fully secured. (Or did she??) Anyway, I’ll let you guys marvel at these while I prepare my last post of the day which’ll make it a…

The Superficial / May 15, 2008

Bai Ling’s nipples are ‘bai-ling’ out of her bikini (SWISH! Count it!)

Bai Ling played around on a private beach in Hawaii while taking a week off from Crank 2: Amy Smart’s Nipples Fight Crime Like Batman with PMS. It looks like Bai Ling took a page from Amy’s book because her nip-nips keep popping out of her bikini. Then she decides to just ditch the dam…

The Superficial / May 12, 2008

Bai Ling is an idiot

Bai Ling is rejoicing the plea bargain in her Valentine’s Day shoplifting arrest. You know, the one where she got picked up for stealing batteries and two Star magazines for a total of $16.22 and didn’t even try to pay for the shit on the spot. Well, Bai Ling is apparently pleased as hell with…

The Superficial / March 6, 2008

Bai Ling arrested for stealing batteries

Airport police arrested actress Bai Ling (Lost, Revenge of the Sith) after she stole two celebrity magazines and a pack of batteries from a gift shop at Los Angeles International Airport (mugshot above), according to the AP:
The items had a total value of $16, said Sgt. Jim Holcomb of the airport’s police department. The…

The Superficial / February 15, 2008

Bai Ling’s breast falls out…of course

Wow, it’s a slow news day. Bai Ling was outside the Roosevelt last night and showed up to Teddy’s with her new husband. And it’s Bai Ling, so it was just a matter of time before her boob popped out. She even acts surprised when it happens, like it wasn’t completely intentional. The odd…

Superficial / July 11, 2007

Bai Ling might be married

Bai Ling was spotted outside club Area in LA on the Fourth of July and told paparazzi she had gotten married in Vegas earlier that day to Damon Elliot, the son of singer Dionne Warwick. Which is just absolutely insane. I mean, really, Mr. Damon Elliot? Bai Ling? You couldn’t find a circus clow…

Superficial / July 6, 2007

Bai Ling still part-time nudist, full-time attention whore

I still don’t know why (or if) she’s famous, but Bai Ling showed up to the “8 Spirits” Picture Exhibition in Berlin with her nipples popping out. I mean of course. It’s an art exhibition, so why not? Plus she’s Bai Ling. She could be getting knighted and her boobs would still pop out.

Superficial / February 13, 2007

Bai Ling is classy

I honestly have no idea what Bai Ling has ever done in her entire life and yet I feel compelled to post about her and all the pornographic things she does. A regular human being holds up a bottle of margarita and that’s it. Somebody like Bai Ling has to pretend to lick it,…

Superficial / August 2, 2006

Bai Ling is not engaged to Nick Carter

Nick Carter called Ryan Seacrest’s show on Tuesday to deny reports that he and Bai Ling are engaged, after Bai Ling was quoted as saying they were. A rep for Bai Ling has told a rep for Nick that she never said the things that were reported, though it seems pretty clear the woman i…

Superficial / November 10, 2005