#BBare

Yo, What’d Y’All Do To #BBare? Jigga’s Gone SOFT!

Justin Bieber is sorry, y’all. He’s gonna be super-sensitive from here on out, boo. Totes for realsies. More »


Aw, Shit, It’s #BBare In His #CKs (#DatBulgeTho)

It’s been a New Jack City minute since we checked in on my boy #BBare as in ladies be gettin’ bare for my boy Justin #BBare, Blackest Son of Krypton. But mostly Canada. Anyway, here’s da smoofest mothafucka dis side of Smooftown gettin’ down to his drawers for Calvin & Hobbes because ain’t nuttin’ gay… More »


Why Y’All Booing Justin #BBare? Dat’s Racism!

Lemme get this all straight: Jennifer Lopez can flash her granny ass all over da stage, but da second my sexy, young boy #BBare gives y’all some dark sexual chocolate, mothafuckas be booing his ass? Dat’s some Rodney King shit right here. Next you gonna tell me my boy can’t drink from da same water… More »


Take Pictures Of My Boy #BBare And You Get Your Shit Crashed Into, Son

Picture dis: You’re riding your ATV across da Canadian sunset wit #YoBestHo behind you, rubbin’ her fake titties all over yo back when outta nowhere, mothafuckin paparazzi show up in a minivan and start takin’ pictures! Now do you: A. Keep ridin’ dat ho in da sunset. 2. Tell them mothafuckas to step off. Or… More »


ALL HAIL #BBARE THE #TEFLONG #DONG

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Egging Was The Case That They Gave Biebs

Because the poh-leese ain’t got nuttin’ better to do then try and bring down The Teflon Don With A Giant King Dong, word on da streetz is my boy #BBare ’bout to get stuck with some bo’shit charges over eggin’ some mothafucka’s house. As if it ain’t enough he already lost a gotdamn soulja, y’all… More »


All Ya Bitches Gone And Made #BBare Cry

I been keepin’ my mouth shut why my boy #BBare weathers a storm only #BBare can weather ’cause Jesus been backin’ his shit up long ‘fore you bitches started droppin’ dem panties on YouTube. CHURCH. Except now y’all went and dragged a brotha down and for what? Sayin’ words that brothas say? Y’all shittin’ me? More »


So The Justin Bieber N*gger Video

Yesterday, a video surfaced of 15-year-old Justin Bieber repeatedly saying “nigger” while attempting to tell a joke. A video that his people had kept under wraps for years, but apparently missed a protection payment on because now it’s fucking everywhere. Which is good because now we can have a nice little chat about racism, and… More »


Adriana Lima, Paris Hilton, Jennifer Lawrence: They All Wanna Piece O’ #BBare

Because my boy #BBare also comes in French Canadian (and Extra Crispy Ranch), the hardest, darkest rapper this side of Ontario-town took his show to Cannes where he worked his swampy magic on ALL da pussy startin’ with Jennifer Lawrence who straight up had Da Hunga Games all up in dem panties. Danity Fair:
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JUSTIN #BBARE IS THE LAW, CAT

Yesterday, word got out that my boy #BBare, as in ladies be gettin’ bare for #BBare, was tryin’ to get stuck with some bullshit robbery charge over some ho at da batting cages saying he touched her iPhone or some shit. Which, maybe, mighta stuck on some lesser fool except all dem legal beagles forgot… More »


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