Posts tagged "#BBare"

Yo, What’d Y’All Do To #BBare? Jigga’s Gone SOFT!

Justin Bieber is sorry, y'all. He's gonna be super-sensitive from here on out, boo. Totes for realsies.
By: The Superficial / January 29, 2015

Aw, Shit, It’s #BBare In His #CKs (#DatBulgeTho)

It's been a New Jack City minute since we checked in on my boy #BBare as in ladies be gettin' bare for my boy Justin #BBare, Blackest Son of Krypton. But mostly Canada. Anyway, here's da smoofest mothafucka dis side of Smooftown gettin' down to his drawers for Calvin & Hobbes because ain't…
By: The Superficial / January 7, 2015

Why Y’All Booing Justin #BBare? Dat’s Racism!

Lemme get this all straight: Jennifer Lopez can flash her granny ass all over da stage, but da second my sexy, young boy #BBare gives y'all some dark sexual chocolate, mothafuckas be booing his ass? Dat's some Rodney King shit right here. Next you gonna tell me…
By: The Superficial / September 10, 2014

Take Pictures Of My Boy #BBare And You Get Your Shit Crashed Into, Son

Picture dis: You're riding your ATV across da Canadian sunset wit #YoBestHo behind you, rubbin' her fake titties all over yo back when outta nowhere, mothafuckin paparazzi show up in a minivan and start takin' pictures! Now do you: A. Keep ridin' dat ho in da sunset. 2. Tell them mothafuckas to ste…
By: The Superficial / September 2, 2014

ALL HAIL #BBARE THE #TEFLONG #DONG

Ahem. Break it off:…
By: The Superficial / July 10, 2014

Egging Was The Case That They Gave Biebs

Because the poh-leese ain't got nuttin' better to do then try and bring down The Teflon Don With A Giant King Dong, word on da streetz is my boy #BBare 'bout to get stuck with some bo'shit charges over eggin' some mothafucka's house. As if it ain't enough he already…
By: The Superficial / June 16, 2014

All Ya Bitches Gone And Made #BBare Cry

I been keepin' my mouth shut why my boy #BBare weathers a storm only #BBare can weather 'cause Jesus been backin' his shit up long 'fore you bitches started droppin' dem panties on YouTube. CHURCH. Except now y'all went and dragged a brotha down and for what? Sayin' word…
By: The Superficial / June 6, 2014

So The Justin Bieber N*gger Video

Yesterday, a video surfaced of 15-year-old Justin Bieber repeatedly saying "nigger" while attempting to tell a joke. A video that his people had kept under wraps for years, but apparently missed a protection payment on because now it's fucking everywhere. Which is good because now we can have a…
By: The Superficial / June 2, 2014

Adriana Lima, Paris Hilton, Jennifer Lawrence: They All Wanna Piece O’ #BBare

Because my boy #BBare also comes in French Canadian (and Extra Crispy Ranch), the hardest, darkest rapper this side of Ontario-town took his show to Cannes where he worked his swampy magic on ALL da pussy startin' with Jennifer Lawrence who straight up had Da Hunga Games all u…
By: The Superficial / May 20, 2014

JUSTIN #BBARE IS THE LAW, CAT

Yesterday, word got out that my boy #BBare, as in ladies be gettin' bare for #BBare, was tryin' to get stuck with some bullshit robbery charge over some ho at da batting cages saying he touched her iPhone or some shit. Which, maybe, mighta stuck on some lesser fool except all…
By: The Superficial / May 15, 2014

Mothaf*ckas Tryin To Stick Justin #BBare With A Robbery? RODNEY KING!

Just when my boy #BBare thinks he's out, y'all mothafuckas pull him back in. But heavy is the head that wears the crown, naw mean? So let's see what Donald Trump up charges the chump-ass poh-leese are trying to stick the Don Syrupleone of Pussytown with now. Twerk Midget Zapple: Justin Bieber allegedly…
By: The Superficial / May 14, 2014

Justin Bieber Responds To Seth Rogen

"Dudda dudda dudda Ol' Dirty Bastard." *gets neck snapped by black bodyguard* Seth Rogen spent the better part of the week (understandably) shitting on Justin Bieber who apparently acted exactly like Justin Bieber while meeting him backstage at two different events. And because anyone over the age…
By: The Superficial / May 9, 2014

Once You Go Bieber, You Never Wanna Leave Her

I know all you bitches out dare be hearing rumors dat Selena Gomez be banging Legolas and gettin' served on accountant of my boy #BBare, but let me tell y'all a lil sumpin: Bustin Bizzle be packin' six feet a bubble gum, and Selena Gomez wants to…
By: The Superficial / April 10, 2014

Selena Gomez Ain’t Ever Gonna Roll On #BBare

Dare seems to be a recurrent theme dat Selena Gomez will one day roll on my boy B-Bare bringin' down his criminal empire when he ain't even begun to rule dis world like iron-fisted gangsta he was born to be. Except nuny'all are takin' into account that my boy called her…
By: The Superficial / March 12, 2014

Justin Bieber Really Is An Awful Little Shithead

I'm not even going to bother with the Biebonics in this post because nothing I can write will even come close to the shit coming out of Justin Bieber's mouth in real life. So here he is during a deposition for the lawsuit filed by a photographer who claim…
By: The Superficial / March 11, 2014

When #Bbare Calls You A Princess, You Kneel For The Syrup King, Girl

Welcome to Princess Selena Gomez's Palatial Pussy Palace. Population: #BBARE "Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber came in with his bodyguards a little after 10:30 in the morning for breakfast and were here for an hour and a half," Lori Johnson, manager of Don Pepe's McAllen Mexican restaurant, tells PEOPLE. Bieber, 20,…
By: The Superficial / March 10, 2014

It’s The Justin Bieber Peeing Video

Jiggas and jiggerettes, the worldwide video premiere of "Drip 4 U Girl," a #BBare Bizzle Joint. Oh, girl, I just want to drip my dang-a-lang, girl, On to you like Lana Lang, girl, I just want to drip my dang-a-lang, girl, In to you like Lana Lang, girl Oh my big black dang-a-lang,…
By: The Superficial / March 6, 2014

An Open Letter From Justin #BBare To Drake On The Subject of Dat Ass

Dearest Drake (ak-47-a Wheelchair Jimmy), It has come to the attention of I, Justin Felonius B-Bare, Canada's One and Only Darkest Son, that you have been making references to da ass of one Selena Gomez who I, not even 24 hours ago, called a most…
By: The Superficial / March 4, 2014

Justin #Bbare: World’s Most Elephant Shakesbeard

'Fore we even get started up here, let the platinum records show that my boy B-Bare is the stone cold, numba one pussy slayer. Bitches be gettin' wet just thinkin' 'bout him, and he be wettin' them bitches just thinkin' 'bout them. It's a wizardry y'all don't know nothin' bout which…
By: The Superficial / March 3, 2014

Don’t Be Rollin’ Up on Justin #Bbare Talkin’ Bout No Plea Deal Like You Got Somethin’

It's been a mothafuckin' minute since I broke it off to you 'bout my boy Justin B-BARE, Canada's original, harder den a Maple Leaf sons of anarchy who be racin' dem honies and bangin' dem cars, so let me brings you all up to speed on Da Hosin' You With Dat Syrup One…
By: The Superficial / February 24, 2014
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