Yo, What’d Y’All Do To #BBare? Jigga’s Gone SOFT!

Justin Bieber is sorry, y’all. He’s gonna be super-sensitive from here on out, boo. Totes for realsies. More »

Aw, Shit, It’s #BBare In His #CKs (#DatBulgeTho)

It’s been a New Jack City minute since we checked in on my boy #BBare as in ladies be gettin’ bare for my boy Justin #BBare, Blackest Son of Krypton. But mostly Canada. Anyway, here’s da smoofest mothafucka dis side of Smooftown gettin’ down to his drawers for Calvin & Hobbes because ain’t nuttin’ gay… More »

Why Y’All Booing Justin #BBare? Dat’s Racism!

Lemme get this all straight: Jennifer Lopez can flash her granny ass all over da stage, but da second my sexy, young boy #BBare gives y’all some dark sexual chocolate, mothafuckas be booing his ass? Dat’s some Rodney King shit right here. Next you gonna tell me my boy can’t drink from da same water… More »

Take Pictures Of My Boy #BBare And You Get Your Shit Crashed Into, Son

Picture dis: You’re riding your ATV across da Canadian sunset wit #YoBestHo behind you, rubbin’ her fake titties all over yo back when outta nowhere, mothafuckin paparazzi show up in a minivan and start takin’ pictures! Now do you: A. Keep ridin’ dat ho in da sunset. 2. Tell them mothafuckas to step off. Or… More »


Ahem. Break it off: … More »

Egging Was The Case That They Gave Biebs

Because the poh-leese ain’t got nuttin’ better to do then try and bring down The Teflon Don With A Giant King Dong, word on da streetz is my boy #BBare ’bout to get stuck with some bo’shit charges over eggin’ some mothafucka’s house. As if it ain’t enough he already lost a gotdamn soulja, y’all… More »

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