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The Greatest Thing I’ve Ever Seen in My Life

This has absolutely nothing to do with celebrity gossip, “but when the most pure and true testament of love stares you in the face, you post that shit on the Internet and make people watch it.” - Shakespeare.

Thanks to J and Cocoa.

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How to Accept a Marriage Proposal


Why I Keep a Bag Full of Cubic Zirconia Rings in My Glove Box. … More »

The Superficial Presents Celebs I’m Thankful For

The Superficial will be off until Monday, so in the spirit of Thanksgiving, here’s a small caption gallery of the celebs I’m most thankful for this year. In the meantime, you can follow my holiday antics on both Facebook and Twitter. Hopefully that’ll keep everyone from whispering my name while crying next to a… More »

Happy Labor Day Weekend! (Plus Bikinis)

What’s up, guys? Going to take off for the Labor Day weekend and get some much needed R&R, but in the meantime, here’s a shit-ton of bikinis for your edification. See how much I care? It’s almost like we know each other so well we can finish each other sentences. Except not really because… More »

Happy 4th of July Weekend! (Plus Bikinis)

Hey, everybody, I’m going to be taking off for the July 4th Weekend, but as a parting gift, here’s a gallery of the latest bikini pics that have graced this most patriotic of sites. Because when our forefathers signed the Declaration of Independence in 1776, I’m pretty sure this was the end result they… More »

The Superficial presents ‘The Hell Are You Wearing?

Welcome to another The Superficial Caption Gallery. This time around we’re featuring red carpet disasters such as good ol’ Brooke Hogan here. Feel free to laugh along at my sexy wit, or simply the fact that these people paid money to look like Bedazzled shit. (But say it’s my wit; I’m sensitive.) … More »

The Superficial presents ‘Wait. WTF is That?’

Welcome to The Superficial’s latest caption gallery showcasing celebs who are flawed human beings just like you guys. As for me, I’m what they call “man gorgeous,” and there’s also a pretty good chance I’m a centaur. Minus the horse. … More »

The Superficial presents Stars Gone to Shit

Welcome to our latest caption gallery featuring a cavalcade of celebrities who decided why look beautiful when you can stuff your face, smoke a mountain of crack or stop paying for routine plastic surgery maintenance? Fortunately for them, natural talent is all you need to survive. – – Ha ha ha! Just kidding, they’re screwed. More »

Plastic Surgery Gone WTF Part 2: Another Sequel Without Katie Holmes

Welcome to The Superficial’s Gallery of Celebs Trying to Cheat Nature But Instead Looking Like Quasimodo’s Inbred Cousin, Fullmodo. You guys had such a blast with the last gallery, we decided to give it another go. So, who’s inside? Not even the greatest minds know for sure. But I bet Janice Dickinson’s first – because… More »

Barack H. Obama: The 44th President of The United States

President Barack Hussein Obama was officially sworn in just moments ago to a mammoth crowd in Washington, D.C. Whether you voted for him, or not. Believe in his message of change, or remain apprehensive. A monumental moment in America’s history happened today that will be one for the history books.

Now, about… More »

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