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Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger already shat in our ears musically, so what other purpose could their marriage possibly serve after that? It did what Satan intended it to do, and now it’s time for her to fuck some other shitty band from my freshman year of college. Us Weekly reports:
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So far today we’ve had posts about Batman, Gambit and Jabba The Racist Hutt, but only one about bikini photos. So here’s Avril Lavigne in Cancun where she doesn’t run around honking her best friend’s giant breasts which makes me wonder why I even posted them in the first place. This isn’t even news!
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Shortly after Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger got married, they threatened to release a duet that would effectively combine both of their shitty Canadian sounds into a bro-rock ballad which, after the advent of Justin Bieber, seems like more than enough grounds to start drone-striking hockey stadiums. And now that day is at hand because… More »
So here’s Avril Lavigne trying to be Miley Cyrus who’s trying to be Rihanna. Which probably explains why Avril’s a zombie for as it is written, “And in these times shall the dead walk upon the earth as the angels pour out bowls or something. Also, great prostitutes.” (Nailed it.)
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