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Adrianne Curry Is How You Cosplay, Audrina Patridge Is How You Don’t

Being a former reality star who wears sexy costumes to Comic-Con is Adrianne Curry’s turf, so I don’t know what the hell Audrina Patridge thought she was doing showing up as a beat-ass Mystique. And not just any Mystique, but the comic version of Mystique like Audrina Patrdige has any idea what that even is. More »

Rich People Pretending To Be Groovy Hippies, Man

Now that we’ve seen Leonardo DiCaprio dancing, the continued effects of lupus on the mind, and British on Dutch foreplay, here’s the rest of the rich people pretending to be earth spirits or some stupid shit they told themselves on the jet ride over. In their defense, they only get 30-40 weeks a year to… More »

Hey, Remember Wonk-Boobs? And Other News

- Tori Spelling has a death hole between her breasts. Everything else is just noise. [Lainey Gossip]

– If you actually believed Justin Bieber was retiring, kill yourself. He told me to tell you that. [Dlisted]

- Girls With Future Lower Back Problems Don’t Take A Holiday Break [theCHIVE]

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Audrina Patridge Wore A Bikini Again And Other News

- It’s Redhead Thursday. [theCHIVE]

- Jennifer Lopez got Casper Smart his own TV show. No, really. [Lainey Gossip]

- Sharon Stone apparently hates Filipinos now. [Dlisted]

– Anyone else completely forget that Jesse James’ ex was the Blink 182 girl? Also, if you’re thinking about going into porn,… More »

Audrina Patridge’s In A Bikini And Other News

- Breasts that don’t have a giant gap between them. [theCHIVE]

- Lisa Marie Presley quit Scientology, so hopefully this means more John Travolta trapping masseurs in a naked labyrinth stories. [Dlisted]

- Jennifer Lopez let her driver show his face on American Idol. [Lainey Gossip]

– We now… More »

The Wonkboobs At The AMAS and Other News

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– This is considered foreplay to Jennifer Lopez. [Huffington Post]

- Prince Harry just needs to play a little shirtless volleyball and he’ll be right there. [Dlisted]

– This is what it takes for something positive to be said about Channing Tatum. [Lainey Gossip]
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LeAnn Rimes Doesn’t Know What Abs Are

LeAnn Rimes posted the above photo on Twitter over the weekend prompting the following exchange with a fan who expressed understandable concern that her favorite country artist is dying in front of her eyes:

@AJPaterson1987: Whoa, you’re scary skinny! Sorry don’t mean to offend but that’s a lot of bones showing through skin… More »

Audrina Patridge Had a Bikini Party

“Guess what I’m not eating a single bite of. Whee!”

Here’s Audrina Patridge celebrating her 26th birthday at Wet Republic in Vegas, and does she honestly serve any other function besides standing around in a bikini, or is that way too existential a question for this post? Because I can ask more appropriate… More »

Audrina Patridge in a Bikini and Other News

- Guy Ritchie’s girlfriend is having a baby. [Popeater]

- True Blood’s Sam Trammell will see that baby and raise it one. [TooFab]

- Jennifer Aniston regurgitates the web’s greatest hits to sell Smartwater. [Dlisted]

- Daniel Craig is all about gender equality. And wearing dresses. [Lainey Gossip]
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Audrina Patridge’s Bongos For Bongo
(I Hate Myself.)

Because fake breasts are somehow all the rage these days, here’s Audrina Patridge in the new campaign for “Bongo,” who apparently have a massive sense of humor. Although I can’t help but feel this would have been funnier if they’d changed their name to “Yamalot Canyon.” Or “The Tittery Gap.”

Photos: Splash NewsMore »

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