As some of you know I turned 30 on Sunday, so last night I decided to mark the occasion by turning myself into a walking projectile vomit machine who announced to an entire bar “I think this jukebox gave me AIDS.” True story.
On that note, I’m taking my first sick day in… More »
- Tiger Woods’ apparently had a mistress named Cori Rist who claims he was unhappy at home. [PopEater]
- Taylor Swift celebrates her 20th by donating $250,000 to keep kids in school. Wait. Country music allows book larnin’? [Lainey Gossip]
- Sophie Monk keeps photographed when she’s not in a bikini. I… More »
Here are some shots I just managed to get my hands on of Audrina Patridge giving her boyfriend Corey Bohan a massage in Hawaii last week. I don’t want to assume there was a happy ending because I don’t see a Hills script nearby telling her what to do. Which makes me wonder how… More »
Following in the footsteps of her older brother Spencer, Stephanie Pratt will do anything for the cover of Us Weekly. Even if it includes claiming the entire cast of The Hills caused her to skip the gym and go right to bulimia. Those diabolical bitches:
The 5-foot-7 23-year-old reveals she began bingeing and… More »
These are more shots of Audrina Patridge in Cabo this week, and I have to admit, she’s my favorite Hills star. She doesn’t talk much. She doesn’t really do much. But you can always count on her to wear a bikini when people start to forget who she is. It’s almost like Audrina’s a… More »
Here’s Audrina Patridge on vacation in Cabo with her latest boyfriend Corey Bohan, and seriously, is this woman ever single? I know the answer is “Shut up and look at her breasts,” but– actually, that does cover everything I could possibly want to know here. Thanks, me.
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- Audrina Patridge just got kicked to the curb by Star Trek actor Chris Pine. Maybe this shot of her in a Carl’s Jr. ad will change his mind. Or set his standards a little higher next time. Either one. [The Blemish]
- Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson continue their secret London… More »
With the departure of Heidi and Spencer from I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here!, producers turned to Audrina Patridge as a replacement only to receive a stiff rebuttal from her manager, according to TMZ:
“Not in a million years. Audrina is moving in a completely different direction than those two … More »
Here’s an assload of shots from the 2009 MTV Movie Awards last night. I don’t really have much to say about a program that recognizes Twilight as a superior film than The Dark Knight except we’re basically doomed as a civilization. Oh, and also, Lauren Conrad looks fucking ridiculous, Cameron Diaz is old and… More »