- Johnny Depp lets Amber Heard drag him to her premieres. [Lainey Gossip]
– I’m pretty sure that dildo’s not big enough for Miley Cyrus anymore. [Dlisted]
– So maybe Florida isn’t all bad. [theCHIVE]
- Jennifer Lawrence didn’t want to bang Jared Leto. That explains all this. [Fishwrapper]
– Who the fuck is paying…
“Come along, pussy cat. We’re going to buy reefer from the Negroes. Yeah, see, yeah.”
In a surprisingly candid interview with Vulture, a now mustachioed Joe Jonas talks about his experience with the Jonas Brothers and all the Disney insanity that came with it. He also opens up about all the insanity over their purity…
- Zac Efron is manly now, and to his credit, I forgot how beautiful his bangs used to be. [Lainey Gossip]
- Joe Jonas is a heroin addict. I believe in God now. [Dlisted]
- Nothing Beats A Woman’s POV [theCHIVE]
– The latest stupid shit out of Farrah Abraham’s mouth. [Fishwrapper]
- Candice Swanepoel…
Last night’s amfAR Gala included such famous, beautiful faces as Heidi Klum, Doutzen Kroes and Ashley Greene (Sarah Jessica Parker was also there, but I’m pretty sure I was only listing beautiful people so shut your mouth.), yet somehow Lindsay Lohan was invited despite everyone else in attendance being working professionals who’ve earned the respect…
Haha! Her vagina’s sweaty.
- So Taylor Swift really did crash that Kennedy wedding, but everyone was cool with it and for a happy ending, they’re all pissed at Kathie Lee Gifford now for talking about it. [Lainey Gossip]
- I Like Summer Because Bikinis [theCHIVE]
- Madonna calls a truce with Elton John in the cuntiest way possible.
Just in case these pics of Ashley Greene in a bikini aren’t awesome enough, this was almost a post about her being photographed in a Chick-fil-A drive-thru presumably to suck up to Stephenie Meyer who’s probably already shitting out another series of movie-ready books about undead, sparkling Mormons. I bet Ashley Greene even got extra…
And just like me in the sack, our People’s Choice Awards coverage is over as soon as it began and may or may not have gone through your purse strictly for exploratory purposes. (What don’t you keep in those things?) Anyway, here’s Miley Cyrus along with Nina Dobrev, Julianne Hough, Ashley Greene and Jennifer Lawrence…
Despite the fact Jennifer Love Hewitt has openly stated she stalks Robert Pattinson, here she is at the premiere of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 last night where she clearly set her cleavage to “So I brought these three rings…” Unfortunately for her, Kristen Stewart was there, but then again, I’m clearly underestimating…
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- Ricky Gervais might host the Golden Globes again this year. [Huffington Post]
- Kelly Osbourne’s ex-fiance was a fan of cleverly-disguised penis. Who isn’t? [Dlisted]
- Jessica Biel isn’t recognizing the pattern here. [Lainey Gossip]
– This chick must have given Hayden Panettiere a pretty sweet gift. [Hollywood Tuna]
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- Emma Stone talks about what will undoubtedly be the worst part of The Amazing Spider-Man. [Huffington Post]
- Pippa Middleton’s ass is educational enough for TLC. [Dlisted]
- George Clooney handpicked Ryan Gosling for The Ides of March. [Lainey Gossip]
- Olivia Wilde has CGI nipples in The Change-Up. I…
Leonardo DiCaprio and Bar Refaeli’s relationship isn’t even in the ground yet, and already People is reporting he’s been spotted out with Ashley Greene which makes all kinds of sense to anyone following her Post-Joe Jonas Hollywood Impure WienerFest. Somewhere in Russia, Wladimir Klitschko is kicking himself for not calling her fast enough. “Stupid, Wladimir.
And she’s even wearing the “A.” Fantastic.
Ashley Greene continues to enjoy her return to vaginal penetration after leaving Joe Jonas and has apparently steered her drunken bang-bus toward Captain America himself, Chris Evans, according to People:
But Chris Evans, who stars as the titular superhero in the upcoming action flick, was focused on one…
Following her break-up with Joe Jonas, Twilight star Ashley Greene has been literally clubbing every night since, and now it looks she’s banging any dude who doesn’t have a purity ring on. Like this guy. I mean, just look at his face. Lucky bastard has no clue what just happened. “Bro, I don’t even know.
After learning the (not)hard way that purity rings don’t double as cock rings, Twilight star Ashley Greene has kicked Joe Jonas to the curb presumably after his fifth marriage proposal followed by a trip to Babies ‘R Us. People reports:
A source told PEOPLE at the time that Jonas was “head over heels” for Greene.
9. Ashley Greene
I guarantee if asked six out of five of you who Ashley Greene is, you’d sit there and stare at me like I just asked you to calculate a space launch. Yet that didn’t stop you from cracking this post into the Top 10, so nice work. Here’s Ashley posing…
David E. Kelley, creator of Ally McBeal, The Practice and Boston Legal, is reportedly creating a Wonder Woman show for The CW after attempts by Joss Whedon and others to get a movie made fizzled out because we’re talking about a chesty beast who demands a full hour each week to run around in slow-motion.