Posts tagged "Ashley Greene"

The 2014 iHeartRadio Music Awards

Posted by Photo Boy As far as I can tell from these photos, The iHeart Radio Music Awards are almost entirely ignored by anyone relevant in the music industry, which is why the most famous person on the red carpet was Hilary Duff and even she showed up looking like a…
By: Photo Boy / May 2, 2014

Good Morning, Ashley Greene Swimsuit Photos, And Other News

- Johnny Depp lets Amber Heard drag him to her premieres. [Lainey Gossip] - I'm pretty sure that dildo's not big enough for Miley Cyrus anymore. [Dlisted] - So maybe Florida isn't all bad. [theCHIVE] - Jennifer Lawrence didn't want to bang Jared Leto. That explains all this. […
By: The Superficial / March 10, 2014

Joe Jonas Admits He Had Sex With Girls, Smoked The Marijuana Like A Cigarette

"Come along, pussy cat. We're going to buy reefer from the Negroes. Yeah, see, yeah." In a surprisingly candid interview with Vulture, a now mustachioed Joe Jonas talks about his experience with the Jonas Brothers and all the Disney insanity that came with it. He also opens up about…
By: The Superficial / December 2, 2013

Good Morning, Ashley Greene, And Other News

- Zac Efron is manly now, and to his credit, I forgot how beautiful his bangs used to be. [Lainey Gossip] - Joe Jonas is a heroin addict. I believe in God now. [Dlisted] - Nothing Beats A Woman's POV [theCHIVE] - The latest stupid shit out of Farrah…
By: The Superficial / October 17, 2013

Lindsay Lohan Somehow Invited To amfAR Gala

Last night's amfAR Gala included such famous, beautiful faces as Heidi Klum, Doutzen Kroes and Ashley Greene (Sarah Jessica Parker was also there, but I'm pretty sure I was only listing beautiful people so shut your mouth.), yet somehow Lindsay Lohan was invited despite everyone else in attendance being working…
By: The Superficial / February 7, 2013

And Now For Ashley Greene in The Classiest Post I’ve Ever Written

Haha! Her vagina's sweaty. Fin. Photos: FameFlynet…
By: The Superficial / January 25, 2013

Good Morning, Ashley Greene, And Other News

- So Taylor Swift really did crash that Kennedy wedding, but everyone was cool with it and for a happy ending, they're all pissed at Kathie Lee Gifford now for talking about it. [Lainey Gossip] - I Like Summer Because Bikinis [theCHIVE] - Madonna calls a truce with Elton John i…
By: The Superficial / August 24, 2012

And Now Here’s Ashley Greene In A Bikini

Just in case these pics of Ashley Greene in a bikini aren't awesome enough, this was almost a post about her being photographed in a Chick-fil-A drive-thru presumably to suck up to Stephenie Meyer who's probably already shitting out another series of movie-ready books about undead, sparkling Mormons. I bet…
By: The Superficial / August 13, 2012

Miley Cyrus And The Rest Of The People’s Choice Awards That’s Worth Looking At

And just like me in the sack, our People's Choice Awards coverage is over as soon as it began and may or may not have gone through your purse strictly for exploratory purposes. (What don't you keep in those things?) Anyway, here's Miley Cyrus along with Nina Dobrev, Julianne Hough,…
By: The Superficial / January 12, 2012

Jennifer Love Hewitt Looked Attractive Again

Despite the fact Jennifer Love Hewitt has openly stated she stalks Robert Pattinson, here she is at the premiere of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 last night where she clearly set her cleavage to "So I brought these three rings..." Unfortunately for her, Kristen Stewart was there, but then again,…
By: The Superficial / November 15, 2011

Ashley Greene is Cleavagey and Other News

Posted by Photo Boy - Ricky Gervais might host the Golden Globes again this year. [Huffington Post] - Kelly Osbourne's ex-fiance was a fan of cleverly-disguised penis. Who isn't? [Dlisted] - Jessica Biel isn't recognizing the pattern here. […
By: The Superficial / November 3, 2011

Hello, Ashley Greene and Other News

Posed by Photo Boy - Britney Spears might be in real trouble over her fake bank robbery. [Huffington Post] - Kat Von D and Jesse James broke up again. Or never got back together in the first place. Or are being kept apart by the CDC to avoid a superstrain of Nazi AIDS…
By: Photo Boy / September 26, 2011

Ashley Greene Wore This and Other News

Posted by Photo Boy - Emma Stone talks about what will undoubtedly be the worst part of The Amazing Spider-Man. [Huffington Post] - Pippa Middleton's ass is educational enough for TLC. [Dlisted] - George Clooney handpicked Ryan Gosling for The Ides of March.
By: Photo Boy / July 29, 2011

Leonardo DiCaprio is an Idiot

Exactly what I said in the headline. Adding... Here's Bar Refaeli posing for last year's Passionata line, in case a couple of you are into that sort of thing. I'm probably taking a risk here. Photos: Splash New…
By: The Superficial / May 16, 2011

Leonardo DiCaprio is Banging This Now

Leonardo DiCaprio and Bar Refaeli's relationship isn't even in the ground yet, and already People is reporting he's been spotted out with Ashley Greene which makes all kinds of sense to anyone following her Post-Joe Jonas Hollywood Impure WienerFest™. Somewhere in Russia, Wladimir Klitschko is kicking…
By: The Superficial / May 12, 2011

Ashley Greene is Banging Captain America

And she's even wearing the "A." Fantastic. Ashley Greene continues to enjoy her return to vaginal penetration after leaving Joe Jonas and has apparently steered her drunken bang-bus toward Captain America himself, Chris Evans, according to People: But Chris Evans, who stars a…
By: The Superficial / March 25, 2011

Ashley Greene is Drunkenly Banging Randoms Now

Following her break-up with Joe Jonas, Twilight star Ashley Greene has been literally clubbing every night since, and now it looks she's banging any dude who doesn't have a purity ring on. Like this guy. I mean, just look at his face. Lucky bastard has no clue what…
By: The Superficial / March 23, 2011

Ashley Greene is Single

After learning the (not)hard way that purity rings don't double as cock rings, Twilight star Ashley Greene has kicked Joe Jonas to the curb presumably after his fifth marriage proposal followed by a trip to Babies 'R Us. People reports: A source told PEOPLE at…
By: The Superficial / March 17, 2011

BEST OF 2010: Ashley Greene in Body Paint

9. Ashley Greene Posted: 1.8.2010 I guarantee if asked six out of five of you who Ashley Greene is, you'd sit there and stare at me like I just asked you to calculate a space launch. Yet that didn't stop you from cracking this post into the Top 10, so nice work. Here's Ashley…
By: The Superficial / December 27, 2010

Megan Fox Should Be Wonder Woman

David E. Kelley, creator of Ally McBeal, The Practice and Boston Legal, is reportedly creating a Wonder Woman show for The CW after attempts by Joss Whedon and others to get a movie made fizzled out because we're talking about a chesty beast who demands a full hour each week to run around in slow-motion.
By: The Superficial / October 4, 2010
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