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Shia LaBeouf Tried To Say He’s In The National Guard

Wait, Shia LaBeouf lied out of his ass while getting arrested? NO! More »

Shia LaBeouf’s Drunk Butt-Touching Days Are Over

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Remember last week when the artist formerly known as the actor Shia LaBeouf went on Ellen to thoughtfully reflect on society’s shared existential void, which lead him to act out, in turn leading meanie meanheads to say mean things about him on the Internet? It could have been all… More »

Shia LaBeouf Arrested For Smoking & Slapping People’s Asses During Broadway Show

If you somehow haven’t heard by now, Shia LaBeouf, now known only to himself as the “Bob DeNiro of Performance Art, Bitch,” was arrested last night for smoking and slapping people’s asses during a performance of Cabaret and reportedly hauled out in tears while handcuffed. A dramatic scene that apparently ended as soon as he… More »

There Are 800 Hours of Justin Bieber Saying N*gger

Yesterday saw the release of another Justin Bieber video where he sits in front of a camera repeatedly saying the word nigger while not a goddamn person stops him. In one case, it sounds a hell of a lot like his own mom is egging him on which makes sense coming from a woman who… More »

Y’All’s About To See Justin #Bbare’s DANGALANG

Parentally it’s your berfdays because y’all’s about to see my boy B-Bare whippin’ his dick out and pissin’ all over da police.. station toilet where my jigga did hard time for lightin’ da streets a Miami on fire with yo mama’s panties. Thirty Mile Zizzone:

Law enforcement sources tell us … they fully… More »

George Zimmerman’s Guns Just Got Taken Away

Yesterday George Zimmerman was arrested for domestic violence which I’m sure we’ll find out was just a couple having an argument just like the rest of us. Right, gun lovers? Right. Via The Orlando Sentinel:

George Zimmerman was arrested Monday after he cocked and pointed a shotgun at his girlfriend, shattered a glass-top… More »

I’ll Just Go Ahead And Leave This Here

George Zimmerman Arrested For Domestic Violence – NBC Orlando

Adding… This time the victim is white, so we’re probably looking at the chair. However, she is a woman, so it’ll come down to Florida statutes on whether or not she was cooking a delicious meal, book learning, or communing with the devil. (Unverifiable… More »

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