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Arianny Celeste’s Underboob Is The Crap We Missed

Arianny Celeste’s underboob, Charlotte McKinney eating a pickle, and Donald Trump being mocked on parade floats all over the world. It’s The Crap We Missed. More »

What’s Up, Arianny Celeste? And Other News

- George Clooney is “marrying up,” according to George Clooney. [Lainey Gossip]

– Nobody watched LeAnn Rimes’ reality show. You’re alright, humanity. [Dlisted]

– I didn’t know Kim Kardashian came in non-Armenian. [theCHIVE]

- Jonah Hill officiated Adam Levine’s wedding. Jonah Hill. [Fishwrapper]

- Bear Grylls got… More »

The Maxim’s Hot 100 Women of 2014 Celebration

Feedly is literally being held for ransom via DDoS attack, so I’m having a hell of morning because that’s where I get most of my shit. Fortunately, The Maxim’s Hot 100 Women Celebration was last night, so here’s that plus a bonus gallery of Candice Swanpoel looking fucking fantastic yesterday while I scrounge for posts… More »

Good Morning, Arianny Celeste, And Other News

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- Ewan McGregor is a grown-up is how I read this. [Lainey Gossip]

– So, according to Josh Brolin’s viral marketing campaign for Oldboy, it’s a comedy about a drunk who gets in slapfights. Seriously, go watch that movie with that expectation and report back. [Dlisted]
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Good Morning, Arianny Celeste, And Other News

- Welp, Starbucks is about to get shot. [BuzzFeed]

- Ben Affleck has zero fucks for Internet haters. [Lainey Gossip]

– Pretending to be Justin Bieber is apparently the new Zima. [Dlisted]

- Those Are Really Nice.. Clothes [theCHIVE]

- Elton John is not wrong about MileyMore »

Miley Cyrus Wasn’t Even The Hottest Person At The Maxim HOT 100 Party

Here’s Miley Cyrus at The Maxim HOT 100 Party where she was the guest of honor despite at least three other women looking as hot if not hotter than her because they didn’t wear a pantsuit. They also had much larger breasts which out of respect for Angelina Jolie I will neither confirm nor deny… More »

Arianny Celeste In A Bikini And Other News

- How Katie Holmes is making Nicole Kidman look like she basically abandoned Isabelle and Connor and why that caused Rupert Murdoch to start tweeting about Scientology. [Lainey Gossip]

– Time to open up a can of dead-sexy. [theCHIVE]

- David Beckham starting a fight with a soccer mascot while looking… More »

Arianny Celeste in a Bikini and Other News

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- Girls With Future Lower Back Problems never take federal holidays. [theCHIVE]

20 GIFs Of The Woman Addicted To Her Gigantic 38KKK Breasts seems like the appropriate follow up. [BuzzFeed]

– The Academy has dick envy of Michael Fassbender is how I read this. More »

Arianny Celeste in a Bikini

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Obviously we’re having a few technical issues. I apologize and offer the above photo set as penance. This is Arianny Celeste running around on the beach in Miami and before you start in with all of this “Who is this chick?” business let me ask you a very important… More »