Posts tagged "Ariana Grande"

The Rest of The 57th Annual Grammy Awards

The other people at the Grammys who didn't get their own posts. Pity them. Pity their lowly lot in life.
By: The Superficial / February 9, 2015

Ariana Grande’s Not Single

Posted by Photo Boy Ariana Grande is a diaper diva who literally makes people carry her around like a baby, which should make her repulsive, but she also has the body and face of a child attached to a legally intercoursable vagina, so the Internet can't get enough of her. That'…
By: Photo Boy / January 5, 2015

So Remember When Ariana Grande’s Rep Denied She’s Carried Like A Baby?

A story broke out this week that one of Ariana Grande's numerous diva demands is to be carried like a baby whenever her feet get too tired. Her rep denied the story and called it "fake" except Jezebel found a photo of Ariana Grande literally being carried…
By: The Superficial / December 12, 2014

Ariana Grande Makes People Carry Her Like A Baby

Ariana Grande's reputation for being a tiny Mariah Carey is no secret except now's the part where the rumors of her demands have reached almost Tracy Jordan-like levels. And I believe every single one of them. Life & Style reports: “Her new rule is that she has to be carried —…
By: The Superficial / December 11, 2014

Ariana Grande Loves ‘Big Black Balls’

While performing during the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, America's favorite eighth grader Ariana Grande apparently told Ed Sheeran that she enjoys bouncy balls which he turned into a perverted joke about giant black testicles because the British are always trying to make scrotum jokes involving children. I've watched your…
By: The Superficial / December 9, 2014

Are Children’s Christmas Pageants Supposed To Be Sexy? This Seems Wrong

Is Stephen Collins the musical director? What the hell's happening here? THE SUPERFICIAL | About • Facebook • Twitter Photos: Getty, Splash New…
By: The Superficial / December 8, 2014

Toddlers & Tiaras Meets Victoria’s Secret

Here's Ariana Grande performing at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show because what's sexier than watching a singing 12-year-old in linger- *waits to get tackled by Photo Boy, realizes he's on vacation, shrugs* - a singing 12-year-old in linger- *gets shot in the knee by Chris Hansen* THE SUPERFICIAL | About…
By: The Superficial / December 3, 2014

Bette Midler Told Ariana Grande Not To Whore Herself

Posted by Photo Boy Ariana Grande looks like a child, but in reality she's a grown woman who loves to dress like a prostitute and perform sultry dances to the terrible, terrible music she makes. To lecherous old men, this type of thing is irresistible. To idiotic young girls, it's a career aspiration.
By: Photo Boy / November 25, 2014

The 2014 American Music Awards

Now that we've seen Nakedsaurus, Rise of The Sasquatch Nip Guardians, Cry For Me, Justintina, and BUTTFORCE 9000, here's the rest of The 2014 American Music Awards which you'll probably notice contains a disproportionate amount of Kate Beckinsale pics even though she's not…
By: The Superficial / November 24, 2014

Ariana Grande Made A New Video

Ariana Grande performed at the CMA's last night, but I refuse to write about that on principle, so here's her new video for "Love Me Harder" because like I said underneath Margot Robbie's nipples, I'm trying to make this a happy day for everybody. In this case,…
By: The Superficial / November 6, 2014

Ariana Grande Isn’t Getting Implants. I’m Sorry?

Apparently there's a rumor going around that Ariana Grande was getting a boob job to make her boyfriend Big Sean happy despite the fact he dumped his girlfriend Naya Rivera right after she got hers. But Ariana's reps are denying those reports which seems unnecessary because she'…
By: The Superficial / October 24, 2014

Ariana Grande’s Life Coach Quit

Seen here performing at The iHeart Radio Music Festival over the weekend, Ariana Grande is looking more and more like an out-of-control diva who hopes her fans fucking die because now comes word that her life coach quit months ago after getting tired of her shit. Page…
By: The Superficial / September 22, 2014

Everybody Hates Ariana Grande

"Oh, yeah, I like this." - Someone with a probation officer Earlier in the week, Ariana Grande was accused of being a 12-year-old (Shut up, that girl is 12. SHE'S 12!) pain in the ass diva in Australia which she naturally denied. Except here comes Giuliani Rancic…
By: The Superficial / September 12, 2014

Ariana Grande Has Demands

Ariana Grande looks like a 12-year-old Jennifer Lopez which is probably why she's so huge on the Internet right now, but enough about the thoughts that keep me awake at night. Anyway, also like JLo, she now travels with a list of demands that has horribly bee…
By: The Superficial / September 9, 2014

Child Hookers? Why Not? #VMAs

The media would have you believe this is singer/actress Ariana Grande, but really it's a sophisticated Pre-Crime tool used to weed out future pedophiles before they strike by prompting an easily collected database of Internet commenters who want to have sex with its butt. I'm just doing my part to protect the childre…
By: The Superficial / August 25, 2014

Ariana Grande Has Rocket Titties Now

I know very little about Ariana Grande except that she was on a Nickelodeon show with Jennette McCurdy before Jennette McCurdy's sexy photos got everyone fired. But apparently Ariana is some sort of singer who now makes music videos where rockets shoot out of her…
By: The Superficial / August 13, 2014

The 2014 Teen Choice Awards

Someone just spotted Kim Kardashian. I've grown old enough where I've forgotten what it's like to be a teenager and now hate them for their youthful vigor and freedom to make stupid choices with abandon. Case in point: I once drove an hour to the nearest Best Buy to buy Limp Bizkit's Significant…
By: The Superficial / August 11, 2014

Jennette McCurdy Got ‘Sam & Cat’ Cancelled

Before I begin, wasn't there a thing not too long ago where everyone was geeking out over how old 14-year-olds were looking? When the hell did that slam into reverse? Because it seems like every 21-year-old looks goddamn 12. It's like Chris Hansen is taunting me... testing me... Anyway, back to some Nickelodeo…
By: The Superficial / April 2, 2014

Nickelodeon Hates Jennette McCurdy

While we're on the topic of the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards thanks to Lea Michele's nipples, former leaked photo lingerie person Jennette McCurdy pulled a no-show despite being nominated for Favorite TV Actress. An award that went to her co-star Ariana Grande probably because she…
By: The Superficial / March 31, 2014

Selena Gomez Said ‘F*ck,’ EVERYBODY FREAK OUT

While performing at KIIS FM's Jingle Ball 2013 Friday night, Selena Gomez lost her shit after dealing with sound issues and audibly yelled "What the fuck?" to an audience filled with young kids whose parents are fucking idiots which you'll appreciate more fully when I get to Miley Cyrus.
By: The Superficial / December 9, 2013