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Anthony Weiner Might Still Be Sexting Random Women

Is Anthony Weiner still sexting women on Facebook? Let’s ask the pornstar who admits she’s actively trying to destroy him. More »

Zip It Up, Anthony Weiner

Anthony Weiner thinks he still has a career in politics. More »

Sydney Leathers Chased Anthony Weiner Through McDonald’s Last Night

I spend a lot of time shitting on gun nuts, the South, the Midwest, Christians, Republicans and basically all the things making America dumber by the minute. So for a change, I’m going to make fun of liberals because it’s 9/11 and everyone knows their godless heathenry caused it. “Socialized medicine!? Well, now I have… More »

Sydney Leathers Might Have HIV From Porn Already

Just to bring everybody up to speed on exactly how many pornos Sydney Leathers has made in the less than four weeks since it was revealed she was sexting Anthony Weiner, it’s two. Her “self-pleasure” video made barely two weeks later, and now “Weiner And Me,” a full-fledged adult film that she made for this… More »

Sydney Leathers Made A Song Called ‘Weinerizer’

Sydney Leathers is milking her 15 minutes way more times than she physically milked Anthony Weiner’s wiener which was zero because sexting is dumb. Because now on top of a porno, an advice column and whatever the hell she’s doing at a strip club (above), she’s making a single called “Weinerizer” because the bitch stole… More »

Sydney Leathers Didn’t Waste Any Time Cashing In On Anthony Weiner’s Wiener

The first time Anthony Weiner got busted digitally flailing his dick across America, it was because he was too stupid to consider the statistical likelihood that one of his recipients would be a Republican and egotistical enough to think she’d be so impressed by his cock to set aside partisan politics. No one’s dick is… More »

Here’s The Butt of The Woman Anthony Weiner Was Sexting After He Said He Was Done Sexting

Because Anthony Weiner is an egomaniac who thinks his political work is so important it will supersede the fact that the entire Internet has not only seen his penis, but knows he emailed it to tons of women behind his pregnant wife’s back, he decided to run for mayor of New York not even two… More »

Andrew Breitbart & Anthony Weiner Were Going To Do A CNN Show Together. Come Again?

If this thing wasn’t going to be called “CrossStream,” we’re truly lost as a nation.

Just so a certain segment of The Superficial’s audience believes this, here’s a report from FOX Nation: The Network Jesus Would Watch that says Andrew Breitbart and Anthony Weiner, the Democratic congressman he brought down by accurately reporting… More »

‘Entourage’ Wants Some Weiner In It

“So, how mad would you be if photos of my dick are lying all over the house? One to 10.”

Because pursuing Charlie Sheen wasn’t evidence enough that the last season of Entourage is going to be all stunt-casting, creator Doug Ellin has already approached disgraced former congressman Anthony Weiner for a cameo,… More »

Anthony Weiner is Pulling Out

Haha. “Sword-weiner.”

Anthony Weiner is officially resigning today after accidentally tweeting his dick to his Twitter followers opening up a can of worms, or more specifically his worm, after he admitted to sexting several women and basically spending his free time masturbating over Skype for them while his wife is pregnant. Also, it… More »

Anthony Weiner’s Wife is Pregnant

“Come again? …. You’re right, too soon.”

In case you were wondering if the Anthony Weiner scandal could get even worse than a fully exposed picture of his penis penetrating the Internet today, now comes word that his wife Huma Abedin has been pregnant this whole time. Neat. The New York Times report:… More »

Anthony’s Weiner: A Tale of Two Dicks

For those of you gleefully unaware of politics in general, New York congressman Anthony Weiner essentially admitted in a surprisingly “frank” – *adjusts bowtie* – press conference to sending several women who are “coming” out of the “wood”work – A thank you, thank you. – photos of his penis via e-mail, Twitter, Facebook and pretty… More »

Jennifer Aniston Topless Will Make You Thirsty For Intelligent Water

Here’s Jennifer Aniston posing “topless” for the latest Smart Water ads which, full disclosure, I’m entirely posting just so I can write “Jennifer Aniston topless” in the headline and watch you all try to fit through the door at the same time because that’s how deep I love, baby. On that note, I might’ve kept… More »