Anthony Bourdain

Anthony Bourdain Really Hates Cadillacs

When we last left Anthony Bourdain he was mocking Paula Deen for turning her diabetes diagnosis into a pharmaceutical endorsement deals that fleeces everyone else she pumped full of butter fried sugar, sugah. This time around he’s biting the hand that feeds him after The Travel Channel decided to slap a bunch of Cadillacs in… More »

Anthony Bourdain Nails Paula Deen. Not Like That.

“Thinking of getting into the leg-breaking business, so I can profitably sell crutches later.”

Anthony Bourdain after Paula Deen announced her endorsement deal with Novo Nordisk.

Photo: via IDLYITW

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Paula Deen Has Type 2 Diabetes? Get Out.

Seen here asking Santa for a new foot, Paula Deen has officially confirmed she has Type 2 diabetes proving Jesus has not only quit affecting the outcome of football games this week but is over preventing morbidly obese Southerners from dying in a butter coffin of their own making. “I get bored,” I believe where… More »