Posts tagged "Anne Hathaway"

Is That Anne Hathaway’s Nipple? Who Knows? Maybe

Anne Hathaway’s nipples may or may not be visible. It’s up to you to find out, and then yell at me if they’re not. This is our dance.

The Superficial / September 22, 2015

The 2015 MET Gala

The 2015 MET Gala featuring Rihanna’s ginormous dress, Miley Cyrus’ pelvis, Kendall Jenner’s sideboob, and whatever the fuck’s on Sarah Jessica Parker’s head.

The Superficial / May 5, 2015

Anne Hathaway In Granny Panties Lip Syncing ‘Wrecking Ball,’ Anyone?

Anne Hathaway performed Miley Cyrus’ ‘Wrecking Ball’ on Lip Sync Battle. Whatever the hell that is.

The Superficial / April 7, 2015

Joan Rivers Is Probably Dead (Update: Or Not)

Seen here making fun of Anne Hathaway’s vagina as I’ll always remember her, Joan Rivers was rushed to the hospital this morning after she stopped breathing during surgery on her vocal chords. According to TMZ, her heart also stopped beating with no word on whether it started again, so… yeah. In related news, Lindsay Lohan

The Superficial / August 28, 2014

Matthew McConaughey Is On F*cking Fire

There was a time not too long ago when Matthew McConaughey was a walking, shirtless punchline starring in romantic comedies about ghosts he used to put his penis in. But then slowly he began to reinvent himself into a man whose performances will make me literally grab random strangers on the street and breathe into…

The Superficial / May 16, 2014

Good Morning, Anne Hathaway’s Nipples, And Other News

- Kate Hudson and Matt Bellamy are not breaking up now. [Lainey Gossip]
– Of course Kaley Cuoco tattooed her wedding date on her neck. [Dlisted]
- Get Back In The Game With Sexy Girls In Sports Bras [theCHIVE]
- Lady Gaga’s puke show is about art, darling, not eating disorders. [Fishwrapper]
- Neil DeGrasse

The Superficial / March 25, 2014

Anne Hathaway’s Best Bikini Pics Are The Ones With Her Shirt On, Wonderful

There was a time when Anne Hathaway’s body was the stuff of legends. Hushed whispers of, “Dude, did you see her in Havoc?” would appear at the slightest hint of her name. But then sometime after The Dark Knight Rises, something terrible happened: Les Miserables. And, no, I’m not talking about the breast-destroying weight lo…

The Superficial / January 9, 2014

Samuel L. Jackson’s Playboy Interview Is Amazing

Samuel L. Jackson has a new interview in the October issue of Playboy, and it is a goddamn breath of fresh air after the whining, tone-deaf bullshit coming out of Kanye West and Chris Brown’s mouths. I highly recommend reading the whole thing, but if you’re strapped for time, here are some highlights on the…

The Superficial / September 25, 2013

It’s Anne Hathaway’s Camel Toe

Anne Hathaway may have won an Oscar, but nothing will ever beat the pure sexual thrill of everyone seeing her vagina. Granted, this is a thought that has never once crossed Anne’s mind, I like to pretend that’s why she slapped on yoga pants and puffed her labia out to ward off predators right i…

The Superficial / May 23, 2013

Anne Hathaway Didn’t Wear A Bra

Here’s Anne Hathaway wearing a braless number to last night’s MET Gala because as annoying as she is, her body really is ridiculous. Other than that, it’s just the same ol’ brown hair, something-colored eye Anne Hathaway. Tried and true. Steady like a freight train.

Hey, Remember That Thing About Her Vagina?

The Superficial / May 7, 2013

Amanda Seyfried Would Like Anne Hathaway To Not Stab Her With Her Oscar

If you’re wondering how Anne Hathaway ended up in a nipple dress during her big Oscar night, turns out Amanda Seyfried was going to wear the same dress as Anne causing her to straight flip the fuck out and keep a team of stylists trapped in her house for hours. So now that the whole…

The Superficial / March 5, 2013

Anne Hathaway’s Nipples Would Like To Thank The Academy

If I had to pick one item to perfectly encapsulate the unparalleled class and sophistication of the Oscars, it’d have to be Anne Hathaway wearing a nipple dress. Not to mention it’s literally the only thing that happened to her all night. *thinks for a minute* Yup, just the nipple dress. Ol’ nipply-roo……

The Superficial / February 25, 2013

Anne Hathaway Can’t Be This Stupid

“What’s up with the chick in the mask? Is she a terrorist or something? A ninja? Maybe a leper? All I know is it’s completely drawn my attention, so now I need to take a closer look or else I can’t focus on anything els- holy shit, it’s Anne Hathaway!” – Every person there with…

The Superficial / February 21, 2013

Joan Rivers: Master of Prop Comedy

Posted to Twitter:
Who am I? Anne Hathaway getting out of a limousine.
Realizing he’ll never reach this level of comedy, somewhere Carrot Top is trying to blow his brains out only to remember he filled every single gun he owns with seltzer water. Goddammit…
Photo: INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

The Superficial / January 14, 2013

The 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards

And we’re spent with the Golden Globes already, so here’s the rest of the fancy people there including hosts Tina Fey and Amy Poehler who based on the illegal YouTube clips I could barely understand, did an awesome job calling everyone in Hollywood crybaby assholes to their faces. But before everyone thinks they’re so witty…

The Superficial / January 14, 2013

BEST OF 2012: Anne Hathaway’s Vagina

Greetings, exalted one. Allow me to introduce myself. I am The Superficial Writer, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Photo Boy Solo. (He withheld sex until I wrote that.) I know that you are powerful, mighty reader, and that your anger with us not posting must be equally powerful. As a token of my goodwill,

The Superficial / December 31, 2012

Amanda Seyfried Threw Anne Hathaway’s Vagina Under The Bus

Presumably because she’s drunk 24/7, TMZ got Amanda Seyfried to talk about Anne Hathaway’s vagina where she literally said she’s a “fan of underwear.” Which seems like some cold-hearted shade to throw at a co-star’s vulnerable ham wallet, but apparently there are some very real fears that Anne Hathaway might get snubbed at the Oscar…

The Superficial / December 14, 2012

Anne Hathaway Won’t Stop Talking About Anne Hathaway’s Vagina

HER: And then, I got out of the car, and you could see my vagina. And everyone was like taking pictures of it, but I didn’t want them to take pictures of it because it’s my vagina…
HIM: Are those the new Versace loafers? Goddamn…

Like most people, I’ll never forget where…

The Superficial / December 12, 2012

Anne Hathaway Will Premiere A Movie Until Someone Sees Her Vagina

First person to notice she’s wearing Batman’s robot knee-brace thing is doing it wrong which was not at all what I was originally going to make this post about. Who told you that?
Click Here For Uncensored Version (NSFW)
Photo: INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

The Superficial / December 11, 2012
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