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Anna Wintour Wants Babies Banned At Fashion Shows, I Wonder Why?

Anna Wintour wants to ban babies from the front row of fashion shows because of these two idiots. More »

Blake Lively’s Website Loves Slaveowners, Plagiarism

While Martha Stewart has declared all-out war on Gwyneth Paltrow, pretentious, young upstart Blake Lively is successfully torpedoing herself by publishing articles about the Antebellum South that would give Paula Deen a butter boner and then threatening to sue Gawker for epically calling her on it. Which should’ve stopped there, but Lainey Gossip took notice… More »

Madonna Wasn’t Allowed To Wrap Herself In Toilet Paper For The MET Gala

Below is Madonna’s outfit that Anna Wintour wouldn’t let her wear to the MET Gala which seems entirely reasonable until you realize Kim Kardashian was there solely because Kanye West’s ejaculates in or around her. Why put on airs?


And here’s a better look that isn’t… More »

Oh, Yeah, Anna Wintour Made The Right Call

Now that Kim Kardashian’s on the cover of Vogue, she’s theoretically “made it,” and shouldn’t have to resort to tricks like walking around New York in a see-through dress now that she’s a member of the fashion elite. Except wearing respectable clothing won’t give her a cheap and easy shot of attention thanks to undersexed… More »

Miley Cyrus’ Twerking Is Still Destroying The Very Fabric Of Our Reality

It’s been two weeks since Miley Cyrus twerked all over the VMAs, yet people still haven’t been able to get over the sight of seeing a white girl from the south assimilate black culture into a stage performance which has never happened before in the history of time. It’s like spotting a real, live unicorn… More »

Vogue Cropped Kim Kardashian Out of MET Gala Photos, Still Kept Kanye

Kim Kardashian has been banned for years from the MET Gala, but that was before Kanye West decided to use her as an incubator. So Monday night she was allowed to attend, although apparently begrudgingly because Jezebel points out cropped Kim out of it’s photo gallery (above) but left every other couple intact. Which… More »

Kim Kardashian Finally Got To Attend The MET Gala

For years Kim Kardashian has been banned from the MET Gala because Anna Wintour fucking hates her. However, for some reason she still loves Kanye West so much that he let her bring his pregnant cow girlfriend onto the red carpet presumably on the off-chance she’d birth a leather weekend bag. Fortunately, Kim made a… More »