Posts tagged "Anna Sophia Berglund"

Good Morning, Anna Sophia Berglund Bikini Photos, And Other News

Anne Hathaway’s more chill than Blake Lively. Who knew? [Lainey Gossip]

Candace Cameron is your new Elisabeth Hasselbeck. [Dlisted]

There are alien/human hybrids among us with guns. Neat. [The Frisky]

Don’t take selfies with bison, you idiots. [Death and Taxes]

Your morning links.

By: The Superficial / July 24, 2015

Good Morning, Anna Sophia Berglund Bikini Photos, And Other News

We get it, Miley Cyrus. You’re a lesbian now. [Lainey Gossip]

Caitlyn Jenner ducks felony charges for crash. [Dlisted]

How Not To Thank Your Girlfriend For Anal [The Frisky]

PSA: Confederate flag nuts probably own guns. [Death and Taxes]

Your morning links.

By: The Superficial / July 14, 2015

Good Morning, Anna Sophia Berglund Bikini Photos, And Other News

Fifty Shades of Grey is getting an unrated DVD, Vin Diesel is a fucking moron, Phil Robertson fantasizes about raping an atheist’s wife and daughters, and Victoria Justice is a blonde. Your morning links.

By: The Superficial / March 25, 2015

Good Morning, Anna Sophia Berglund, And Other News

Patricia Arquette’s snaggleteeth are feminist icons now, Ben Carson being Ben Carson, and Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger probably broke up. Your morning links.

By: Photo Boy / March 5, 2015

Hugh Hefner & Crystal Harris Are Engaged. Again.

“I knew you’d fly back to me, Amelia Earhart.”

The last time Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris got engaged, she ditched him five days before the wedding, hocked her ring then went on Howard Stern and told everyone Hugh’s a never-nude that ejaculates at the drop of a wooden nickel. So how you…

By: The Superficial / December 3, 2012

Hugh Hefner Has Two Girlfriends Now

“And no crust! Hurts my gums. Now someone turn up the phonograph, I’m feeble.”

Hugh Hefner can’t seem to get enough of us kids and our newfangled Twitter-ma-tron and spent yesterday sending emoticons to his second girlfriend Shera Bechard (above) because apparently powdering him has become a two bimbo job again. “You promised…

By: The Superficial / June 28, 2011

Hugh Hefner’s Gonna Make It

“This isn’t my oatmeal!”

Here’s Hugh Hefner hosting his sixth annual Kandyland bash with his new girlfriend Anna Sophia Berglund because I guarantee he’s just picking them like numbers at a deli counter now. “Whore-der #73! 73? You 73? I made a poop.” But while he spent the evening pretending he knows what…

By: The Superficial / June 27, 2011

Game of Bimbos: A Clash of Gold-Diggers

Crystal Harris was supposed to marry Hugh Hefner on Saturday, yet broke off the wedding earlier in the week to make a quick buck, so of course, she immediately used her new “celebrity” status as Hugh’s runaway bride to help Heidi Montag host a pool party on the day she cost her wedding guests thousand…

By: The Superficial / June 20, 2011