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Charlie Sheen Weighs In On Angus T. Jones, Blames Chuck Lorre, Of Course

“I wonder who created the universe…”
“I wonder who’s going to bury that hooker I hit with a mace…”

In a surprising display of restraint, Charlie Sheen waited almost 24 hours before inevitably weighing in on his former Two And A Half Men co-star Angus T. Jones finding Jesus and shitting allMore »

Kid From ‘Two And A Half Men’ Finds Jesus, Tells People To Stop Watching ‘Two And A Half Men’

“I mean, c’mon, you guys, there’s lesbians on this show. Lesbians. One’s even touching me!”

Before we even get into this random and beautiful slice of irony the Internet has prepared for us this day, let’s all agree that exposing a young boy to both Charlie Sheen and Ashton Kutcher can only end… More »

Here Are Your New ‘Two and a Half Men’

“Guess who’s on cocaine now, motherfuckers! Whoo! Didn’t see that coming!”

Ashton Kutcher appeared at the CBS Upfronts yesterday to get everybody “jazzed” about him replacing Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men despite this whole thing sounding suspiciously like some sort of practical joke. A “punk” if you will. Anyway, while… More »