Posts tagged "Andy Dick"

If You See A Drunk Andy Dick, Don’t Pick It Up

Seen here acting like a goddamn mess and kidnapping Asians at Chelsea Hightower’s birthday party last night, Andy Dick apparently fell off the wagon over the weekend after somehow managing to stay sober for Dancing With The Stars until he was eliminated. An event that sent him in a trail of booze to the Hampto…

The Superficial / July 19, 2013

Andy Dick is Still a Hilarious Fall-Down Drunk

Posted by Photo Boy
Now there’s the face of a guy on the verge of another public humiliation. “What’s this now, there’s a law against putting your dick in the breadbasket? Aww, ha ha, now I know you guys are just messing with me!” Despite appearing actually happy to have been arrested again, something tell…

Photo Boy / May 3, 2011

And Andy Dick Keeps On Truckin’

“This one’s for you, Chahlee. We’re the dreamers! We’re the.. fuckin’.. dream- Ohmygod there’s a hobo down here. Well, you’re welcome. Some people pay extra for that. $300 extra to be exact, the thievin’ floozies. It’s urine!”
Photos: Bauer-Griffin

The Superficial / January 27, 2011

Andy Dick arrested for drunkenly grabbing penises

Because it’s been two years since he’s reminded people he’s the most annoying drunk on Earth, Andy Dick was arrested for sexual abuse after grabbing the crotches of two male employees at a bar in West Virginia, according to the AP:
Dick was arraigned Saturday afternoon in Cabell County Magistrate Court. Court documents say he&#8217…

The Superficial / January 24, 2010

Andy Dick arrested for sexually assaulting a minor

Andy Dick has finally grabbed the wrong pair of breasts. His drunken asshole antics got him arrested today after Andy walked out of a bar and pulled down a 17-year-old girl’s top and bra, according to the AP:
Police were called to the Buffalo Wild Wings in Murrieta at about 1:13 a.m. to investigate a…

The Superficial / July 16, 2008

Jon Lovitz beats up Andy Dick

Jon Lovitz beat up Andy Dick last week at the Laugh Factory after Dick made a comment about the murder of Lovitz’ SNL friend, Phil Hartman. Apparently last year Andy Dick went up to Jon Lovitz and, according to Lovitz, “looked at me and said, ‘I put the “Phil Hartman hex” on you &#8211…

Superficial / July 17, 2007

Andy Dick tries to molest Ivanka Trump

Andy Dick was dragged off Jimmy Kimmel Live last week after he kept touching Ivanka Trump. It’s especially pathetic because you know this is him trying to prove he’s straight. Only he has no idea how to be straight, so this is what he learned from a book. Probably the…

Superficial / February 5, 2007

Andy Dick hops on the bandwagon

Andy Dick pulled a Kramer over the weekend when he hopped onstage at L.A.’s Improv comedy club and started dropping n-bombs. He was heckling comedian Ian Bagg when he allegedly got out of his seat, jumped onstage, and began joking with Bagg. As he was exiting the stage he suddenly grabbed the mic and…

Superficial / December 5, 2006