Posts tagged "Andrew Koenig"

And here’s Kirk Cameron again.

Because Jesus wouldn’t waste free publicity, Kirk Cameron issued People the following statement regarding the suicide of his Growing Pains co-star Andrew Koenig:
“It is with great sorrow to hear about the final outcome of the search for my old friend Andrew. I hope everyone will be sensitive to the Koenigs and give the family…

The Superficial / February 26, 2010

Boner’s body found. [Insert lost erection joke here.]

Andrew Koenig body has reportedly been found in Stanley Park Vancouver, according to TMZ. His parents are expected to attend a press conference at 5 PM PST.
In light of all this, I hope you’ve learned a lesson about naming your sitcom characters after engorged penises which haunt them for the rest of their lives,…

The Superficial / February 25, 2010

Not now, Kirk Cameron

Because there’s nothing a severely depressed Boner wants to be reminded of more than the fact he’ll always be remembered as Boner, Kirk Cameron issued the following statement to RadarOnline complete with ham-fisted Growing Pains reference:
“I am very concerned to hear of the disappearance of my old friend Andrew Koenig. Although I have not…

The Superficial / February 23, 2010