Posts tagged "Andrew Garfield"

Emma Stone & Andrew Garfield Really Did Break Up (Maybe)

Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield are on a break, which everyone knows is code for 'The Amazing Spider-Man' reboot movies were awful dogshit.

By: Photo Boy / April 8, 2015

Spider-Man’s In The Marvel Cinematic Universe

And Spider-Man has officially joined the Marvel Cinematic Universe. That's either a huge fucking deal to you, or you're going to keep on scrolling. I won't take it personally.

By: The Superficial / February 10, 2015

Why Would Andrew Garfield Be A Dick To Batkid, You Idiots?

If you've been bouncing around the Internet this morning, the top completely bullshit story seems to be Andrew Garfield ruining Batkid's chance at being an Oscars presenter which he of course didn't. It all started when Page Six decide to run a rampantly spreading report that Andrew Garfield hated his lines and went diva o…

By: The Superficial / March 6, 2014

‘The Amazing Spider-Man 2′ Has A Trailer

Here's the official trailer for The Amazing Spider-Man 2 which shows right away that the filmmakers tackled the two villain problem from Spider-Man 3 by going, "What if we have a million villains?" To which a studio exec replied, "I like it, I like it. But hear me out, what if.. The Rhino's also a…

By: The Superficial / December 5, 2013

Andrew Garfield Wants Spider-Man To Be Gay Now

"You rang?" - These photos Presumably because fighting Jamie Foxx has given him a taste for the dark chocolate, Andrew Garfield is now openly giving interviews where he says he wants Peter Parker to fall in love with a male MJ played by Michael B. Jordan who you may remember from such roles as Wallace…

By: The Superficial / July 11, 2013

How Much Douche Is In Jonah Hill’s Canoe Today?

A few weeks back, Jonah Hill gave a pissy interview to Rolling Stone where he got shitty with the writer and wouldn't shut up about how he's a serious actor now and no one else has ever transitioned from comedy to drama in the history of acting before so fucking recognize. This earned him exactly…

By: The Superficial / June 26, 2013

Shailene Woodley Isn’t Mary Jane Watson Anymore

"Ohmygod that helmet looks retarded. You’re fired." Sony made a big deal out of casting Shailene Woodley as Mary Jane Watson in The Amazing Spider-Man 2 and even filmed scenes with her in New York. But then the Internet was all like, "Wait, I'm supposed to want to pee in that butt more than Emma

By: The Superficial / June 20, 2013

The Spider-Man Vs. The Rhino Fight Looks.. Better? No, That’s Not Right

Two weeks ago, we posted set photos of a questionable fight scene between Paul Giamatti's The Rhino and Andrew Garfield's Spider-Man. Except judging by these new pics taken yesterday, The Rhino does eventually transform into some sort of CGI monstrosity presumably thanks to whatever was in that vial you guys used for a Farrah Abraham

By: The Superficial / May 28, 2013

Spider-Man Vs. Paul Giamatti’s Rhino Is The Epic Comic Book Movie Battle You’ve Been Waiting For

And by epic I mean Rhino's pants fall down while Spider-Man's all like, "Tee hee diddly doo!" the dances a jig. Suck it, Avengers. Photos: Splash News

By: The Superficial / May 14, 2013

!!SPOILER ALERT!! The New Spider-Man’s Going To Have Even More Gay Sex

Posted by Photo Boy While I think comic books are cool and have spawned some decent flicks, I don't really know much about them. I have no clue what it means for something to be "cannon," or whether anything happening in these photos is some amazing reference to an issue where the author hinted at…

By: Photo Boy / April 30, 2013

Chris Cooper Is Your New Green Goblin

"Why won't you kiss me, Kevin Spacey?!" Earlier in the week, I linked to a CBR report that assumed Colm Feore would be playing Norman Osborn in The Amazing Spider-Man 2. Except it turns out it's actually going to be Chris Cooper who I'll just assume sealed the deal with his Tex Richman rap. "My…

By: The Superficial / March 1, 2013

It’s The New Spider-Man Costume

Here's Andrew Garfield wearing the new Spider-Man costume on the set of The Amazing Spider-Man 2 yesterday, and by new costume I mean they went right back to the one from the Tobey Maguire movies despite everyone liking The Amazing Spider-Man for not looking like those movies. (They also liked it for not cramming i…

By: The Superficial / February 26, 2013

Paul Giamatti’s The Rhino in ‘Amazing Spider-Man 2′ Because Black Electro Wasn’t Enough

"HOWAARRDDD!" In case you thought the sequel to The Amazing Spider-Man was going to play it cool and not cram a bunch of villains in like Spider-Man 3 did, killing the franchise (I'm kidding. Tobey Maguire's face did that. His stupid, stupid face.), surprise! Paul Giamatti is going to be The Rhino now on to…

By: The Superficial / January 29, 2013

Jamie Foxx Is Going To Be Electro in ‘The Amazing Spider-Man’ Sequel

"That's right, Spider-Man, you ain't the only one with two bitches. Wazzup?" When news broke that Shailene Woodley was cast as Mary Jane Watson in The Amazing Spider-Man sequel, it was rumored at the time that Electro would be the main villain which is apparently the case because it's going to be Jamie Foxx. Via…

By: The Superficial / November 2, 2012

Mary Jane Will Be In ‘Amazing Spider-Man 2,’ Is Probably That Chick From That Show

Casting has already started for The Amazing Spider-Man 2 which was immediately greenlit thanks to the first one still making a ton of money despite being an unnecessary sequel that you can literally feel the studio going, "Okay, now make him swing on a bunch of cranes. People love cranes." That said, one of it…

By: The Superficial / October 11, 2012

You Had Me At Tobey Maguire’s Not In It:
A Review Of ‘The Amazing Spider-Man’

In 2002, I was at the height of my Spider-Man obsession thanks in no small part to Brian Michael Bendis' Ultimate Spider-Man. So I couldn't have been more hyped to finally see a Spider-Man movie. In fact, the day it came out, I was still at college and made a two and a half hour…

By: The Superficial / July 4, 2012

Andrew Garfield Based His Spider-Man Performance On Porn, You Don’t Say…

"Hey, uh, is the guy supposed to have an erection? Anyone? And no one's going to answer me. Great." "Spit in your hand, punk." While talking about his role as the new Spider-Man, Andrew Garfield reveals one of his inspirations was watching the Spider-Man porn parody Spider-ManXXX which really puts a whole of lot of

By: The Superficial / June 28, 2012

Andrew Garfield Is Completely Naked Under His ‘Spider-Man’ Costume

"By the way, I'm naked under here." "Wait, what-" "Go, go, Spidey-groin!" Sorry to inundate you with two posts about Marvel movies today, but it's Zombie Jesus Week so zombie suck it up. In a new interview with Ellen, Andrew Garfield apparently reveals he's completely naked under his costume in The Amazing Spider-Man which make…

By: The Superficial / April 4, 2012

Official ‘The Amazing Spider-Man’ Trailer Officially Missing All That Gay Sex

"We're you lookin' at my bum? Cheeky monkey..." Sony just released the "official" trailer for The Amazing Spider-Man (after the jump) starring Andrew Garfield which they're touting as the untold story of Spider-man even though it's basically the same exact story about a kid getting bit by a radioactive spider only this time through a…

By: The Superficial / February 7, 2012

♫ Here Comes The Spider-Man… ♫

Or maybe just that guy. In case you've been literally nowhere on the Internet this morning, the new Spider-Man movie has officially crossed the line from unnecessary reboot to the most intricate gay porn since Top Gun. On that note, that noise you just heard was every single exec at Sony realizing they've financed a…

By: The Superficial / February 4, 2011
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