Posts tagged "Anais Zanotti"

Good Morning, Anais Zanotti Bikini Photos, And Other News

Taylor Swift stole Left Shark. Shit is ON. [Lainey Gossip]

Joe Jackson almost got beat to Michael in heaven. [Dlisted]

Elisabeth Hasselbeck is a dumb, stupid, white cunt. [The Frisky]

Hulk Hogan: ‘Why can Obama say n*gger but I can’t?!’ [Death and Taxes]

Your morning links.

By: The Superficial / July 28, 2015

Good Morning, Anais Zanotti & Ana Braga, And Other News

Miley Cyrus apparently still makes music. [Lainey Gossip]

Iggy Azalea doesn’t care about gay people. [Fishwrapper]

Chris Pratt’s dadbod did not make his dick stop working. [Dlisted]

Is that what GamerGate was about? I’m in. [theCHIVE]

Your morning links.

By: The Superficial / June 10, 2015

Anais Zanotti, Ana Braga, & Tahiti Cora Will Wake You Up And Other News

Hey, girl, Ryan Gosling loves your sweats, Snoop Dogg’s making an HBO show about Reagan, Kanye West won’t get banned from Glastonbury, Emily Ratajkowski is still hot as hell, and Kate Upton is boring. Your morning links.

By: The Superficial / March 23, 2015

BEST OF 2014: Rihanna’s Naked Under There

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don’t even have to write anything, that’s how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense.

By: The Superficial / December 29, 2014

BEST OF 2014: Jennette McCurdy Leaked Photos

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don’t even have to write anything, that’s how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense.

By: The Superficial / December 26, 2014

Anais Zanotti Is The Crap I Missed – Monday 12.1.14

Alright, folks, normally this would be the part where Photo Boy drops The Crap We Missed on you, but he’s in Mexico all week with Mrs. Photo Boy who I do not have a voodoo doll of. Who told you that? Anyway, here’s Anais Zanotti doing yoga to put a nice bow on today, and…

By: The Superficial / December 1, 2014

Good Morning, Anais Zanotti, And Other News

- Apparently Brad Pitt loves Shia LaBeouf. [Lainey Gossip]

– Those Amy’s Baking Company crazies are trying to stab people now. [Dlisted]

- Sideboob: Ain’t nothing wrong with that. [theCHIVE]

- Annie Lennox just took a shot at Beyonce. [Fishwrapper]

- David Hasselhoff just redeemed himself for…

By: The Superficial / September 30, 2014

Anais Zanotti & Ana Braga In Bikinis And Other News

- Gwen Stefani was at the Emmy’s too. I had no idea. [Lainey Gossip]

– Those are Paula Patton’s nipples. [Dlisted]

- Downblouses: Somehow They Always Found Me [theCHIVE]

- Courtney Love looking her best still frightens my penis. [Fishwrapper]

- Nick Cannon’s dad might be talking…

By: The Superficial / August 27, 2014

Good Goddamn Morning, Tahiti Cora & Anais Zanotti, And Other News

- Anna Wintour did the Ice Bucket Challenge? Okay… [Lainey Gossip]

– Jesus Christ, Anna Nicole Smith’s estate has still been gold-digging all this time? [Dlisted]

- Why Would You Ever Get Out of Bed? [theCHIVE]

- Brandi Glanville is shutting LeAnn Rimes’ shit down. [Fishwrapper]

-…

By: The Superficial / August 21, 2014

Good God, Anais Zanotti, And Other News

- Apparently Jenny McCarthy thinks celebrities cause autism. [Lainey Gossip]

- Brody Jenner doesn’t hate Kim Kardashian. He just won’t inconvenience himself for her. [Dlisted]

- Funny Girl Sex Guide: How Not To Neglect The Titties [The Frisky]

- Angie Varona has some curves. [theCHIVE]

- Sasquatch’…

By: The Superficial / July 15, 2014

Good Morning, Anais Zanotti, And Other News

- Lindsay Lohan really is performing in a David Mamet play. Blowjobs are your friend, kids. [Lainey Gossip]

- Kelly Osbourne tattooed the side of her head. [Dlisted]

- She’s Got Legs For Days [theCHIVE]

- Willow Smith is getting Instagram tips from Kylie Jenner. Oh, good. [Fishwrapper]…

By: The Superficial / June 30, 2014

Anais Zanotti, Tahiti Cora & Claudia Romani’s Butts Are In Bikinis

It’s been three posts since our last bikini gallery, so because it’s summer and we’re fucking sloppy with them, here’s Anais Zanotti, Tahiti Cora and Claudia Romani (below) running around Miami this weekend. Also, consider this my apology for not only writing about Aquaman, but making a Man of Steel joke that involved terraforming. I’m…

By: The Superficial / June 16, 2014

Good Morning, Anais Zanotti & Ana Braga’s Butts, And Other News

- Leonardo DiCaprio should never be anywhere near a Kardashian. [Lainey Gossip]

- Demi Lovato apparently knows mermaids are real. [Dlisted]

– I’ll cut (Sorry, Demi!) to the chase: This is 35 pics of braless boobs. [theCHIVE]

- Lana Del Rey doesn’t give a shit about feminism, just want…

By: The Superficial / June 6, 2014

Good Morning, Anais Zanotti, And Other News

- Emily Blunt once talked shit about Tom Cruise movies. Whoops. [Lainey Gossip]

- Amber Heard apparently goes “trailer park” on people. [Dlisted]

- Girls With Future Lower Back Problems don’t take holidays off. [theCHIVE]

- LeAnn Rimes is starting her own pregnancy rumors. [Fishwrapper]

- Chris

By: The Superficial / May 27, 2014

Good Morning, Anais Zanotti, And Other News

- Jessica Biel is probably pregnant. [Lainey Gossip]

- Jennifer Lawrence didn’t want to win another Oscar and turn into Anne Hathaway. [Dlisted]

- There Are Sexy Chivers Among Us [theCHIVE]

- Jennifer Lopez is trying to be Beyonce now. [Fishwrapper]

- Shailene Woodley is apparently bisexual.

By: The Superficial / March 7, 2014

Anais Zanotti & Coralie Teraiefa In Bikinis:
The Crap I Missed – 2.28.14

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap I Missed where I return you to your normally scheduled butt floss post instead of whatever kind of Rust Cohle seizure my brain just had down there. (Can you tell Fish was off today?) So here’s Anais Zanotti and Coralie Terafaffiaffala or whatever doing that thing beautiful women get to…

By: Photo Boy / February 28, 2014

Bikinis, Photo Boy, HYAH! [Insert Whip Crack Here]

Because his employment technically qualifies as indentured servitude, I granted Photo Boy the whole day off yesterday under the auspice that I could shoot an apple off his head with an old Derringer I found. But before I do that, I felt it’d be a prudent to make him put together a whole bunch of…

By: The Superficial / February 18, 2014

Anais Zanotti Knows Kung Fu And Other News

- Why Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are absolutely, definitely engaged. [Lainey Gossip]

- Brad Pitt has The Situation’s hair now. Madonna’s vengeance has started! [Dlisted]

- Girls With Future Lower Back Problems [theCHIVE]

- Lady GaGa’s face actually looks amazing when it’s not engulfed in crazy. [Fishwrapper]…

By: The Superficial / January 21, 2014

Good Morning, Anais Zanotti, And Other News

- Did Miley Cyrus call out her dad for cheating on Twitter? [Lainey Gossip]

- Stephanie Tanner is divorcing her third husband now and suing him for custody of their 2000 Toyota. Haha! Meth. [Dlisted]

– In life there’s under-boob, and then there’s everything else. [theCHIVE]

- Dita Von

By: The Superficial / June 26, 2013

Good Morning, Whoever The Hell Anais Zanotti Is In A Bikini, And Other News

- Lindsey Vonn’s vagina is helping Tiger Woods win again. [Lainey Gossip]

- Shia LaBeouf lied about all the real fucking he’d be doing in Lars von Trier’s Nymphomaniac. [Dlisted]

- Facebook: The Battleground of Trolls and Idiots, and yes, I linked this entirely for the first one. [theCHIVE]…

By: The Superficial / May 22, 2013