Posts tagged "Amy Winehouse"

Amy Winehouse Drank Herself To Death? That Can’t Be Right

For those of you just joining the “boring Internet” after wrapping up your daily porn calisthenics – Pretend I’m the only who does that at work and I’ll shoot you in the thorax. – Amy Winehouse’s cause of death has been officially determined as over-consumption of alcohol. Five times the legal limit to be exact,…

By: The Superficial / October 26, 2011

Of Course There’s a Topless Amy Winehouse Memorial Statue

Taking time off from such groundbreaking works as “Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez’s Love is a Goose Dick Inside an Armadillo” and “Maple Bieber Wiener: A Looney Tunes Retrospective,” artist Daniel Edwards has now drawn up plans for a Amy Winehouse bust at the behest of some British people he met on Facebook. (Read: Voice…

By: The Superficial / September 8, 2011

Amy Winehouse’s Family Says Toxicology Report Came Back Clean For Drugs

So this is happening. Via BBC News:

Toxicology results have shown “no illegal substances” in Amy Winehouse’s system at the time of her death, according to her family.
They say tests indicate alcohol was present but it cannot yet be determined if it played a role in the singer’s death last month.

By: The Superficial / August 23, 2011

The Most Random Sh*t You’ll Read All Day

Hanson created Amy Winehouse. No, really. Via Starpulse:

Hanson star Isaac Hanson has been left floored after learning his family trio was the band that sparked Amy Winehouse’s interest in music.
Winehouse was a big fan of the “MMMBop” hitmakers as a teenager in north London – a fact Hanson didn’t know…

By: The Superficial / August 16, 2011

Lady GaGa: ‘The World Killed Amy Winehouse’

Because people who make claw hands’ opinions matter most, Lady GaGa was invited onto The View yesterday where, per junkie code, she proceeded to defend Amy Winehouse by saying there are absolutely no lessons to learn from her tragic, unpredictable death except, of course, for “the world” who basically murdered her. Via RadarOnline:…

By: The Superficial / August 2, 2011

Amy Winehouse Wasn’t Adopting a Child, You Don’t Say?

Over the weekend, it was rumored that Amy Winehouse was in the final stages of adopting a 10-year-old girl from St. Lucia (above) which people actually took seriously even though, at the most smallest, practically non-existent levels, there’s no way any form of government would’ve signed off on this. In fact, because I’m an optimist,…

By: The Superficial / August 1, 2011

Amy Winehouse’s Dad Gave Her Clothes To Fans, Why Does That Sound Familiar?

Ah, yes:

On June 29, 1763, a week after the siege began, Bouquet was preparing to lead an expedition to relieve Fort Pitt when he received a letter from Amherst making the following proposal: “Could it not be contrived to send the smallpox among the disaffected tribes of Indians? We must on thi…

By: The Superficial / July 29, 2011

Amy Winehouse’s Dad Claims She Hasn’t Done Drugs in 3 Years

Sure, she didn’t.

All of us process grief differently. Some use alcohol, some seek comfort in family members, some pray and some lash out. Then there are those like Amy Winehouse’s dad Mitch who crawl into an awkward massive hole of denial so deep, you can’t help but wonder if he showed u…

By: The Superficial / July 27, 2011

Of Course We’re Going To Pretend Amy Winehouse Didn’t Die From Drugs

For some reason, when celebrities die, the media likes to try and whitewash their death, most likely because their fans won’t hear a word about their beloved idol actually being a crazed drug addict even though they looked Amy Winehouse above almost every single time they’re photographed. Case in point: I actually caught shit from…

By: The Superficial / July 25, 2011

Katy Perry Flashed Her Ass At a Kids’ Movie

Here’s Katy Perry at the premiere of The Smurfs on Sunday where she made sure everyone knows who she plays by wearing a tiny Smurfette dress that barely contained her heaving Smurf melons. (Saying Smurf berries would’ve been an insult, and I’m a gentleman first, boob ogler firstester.) On top of that, she managed to…

By: The Superficial / July 25, 2011

So Amy Winehouse Died (1983 – 2011)

If only she’d given us some sort of sign, some sort of warning. Five years of perpetually looking she was walking on a waterbed just isn’t enough, goddammit! Via TMZ:

Amy Winehouse was found dead in her apartment in London today … TMZ has confirmed.
A press release from the Metropolitan Police,…

By: The Superficial / July 23, 2011

Amy Winehouse Banged Russell Brand’s Dad. No, Really.

And welcome to the most random news item of the day.

Here’s Amy Winehouse and Russell Brand’s dad Ron leaving a bar in London last night before riding off together in the back seat of a car. I’ve doing my best not to picture these two fucking because all I keep coming u…

By: The Superficial / March 4, 2011

Amy Winehouse is a Thing Again

For reasons I will never comprehend, the paparazzi followed Amy Winehouse to Brazil where she spent the weekend wandering the jungle because that’s not going to frighten the natives. How her tied-up body hasn’t washed up on the shores of England yet is beyond me. Then again, she’s probably immune to blowgun darts.

By: The Superficial / January 10, 2011

Amy Winehouse Actually Looks Like a Model and Other News

- Liam Neeson will replace Mel Gibson in The Hangover 2. That was freakishly fast. [Popeater]

- Antoine Dodson is a creature of our own device. [Dlisted]

- Jake Gyllenhaal should’ve been all over this. That’s my opinion. [Lainey Gossip]

- Candice Swanepoel is in her underwear. [Hollywood Tuna]…

By: The Superficial / October 22, 2010

Amy Winehouse: ‘I Dress Like an Old Jewish Black Man.’

When you think Harper’s Bazaar, you expect to see interviews with your Gwyneth Paltrows, Christina Hendricks, Scarlett Johanssons and what have you. Classy, regal celebrities who queef into doilies. Which is why it’s hilarious and almost jarring to see an interview with Amy Winehouse where she discusses her new fashion line and sense of style…

By: The Superficial / October 14, 2010

Amy Winehouse Almost Looked Classy and Respectable

Here’s Amy Winehouse out in London last night where she surprisingly looked like someone who didn’t rape the inside of a dumpster. Sure, she flashed her panties and half her stitched-on nipple was popping out, but that’s not even the story here. Look how clean she almost looks! I mean, Jesus, how does that eve…

By: The Superficial / August 5, 2010

Amy Winehouse Can’t Be Pregnant

While I just assumed she swallowed a cat whole again, media outlets are screaming Amy Winehouse looks pregnant in these shots taken outside Damian Marley’s birthday party last night. Which is fucking impossible. If there’s actually a child living in that womb, clearly it can’t be killed and will become a Destroyer of Worlds.

By: The Superficial / July 22, 2010

Amy Winehouse is Still Out There and Other News

- Rachel Dratch is pregnant? How the fu… [Popeater]

- Angelina Jolie pities you. [Dlisted]

- Marisa Miller in lingerie. Cooking. ‘Nuff said. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Leonardo DiCaprio is a fucking idiot. [Lainey Gossip]

- Hillary Duff might be pregnant. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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By: The Superficial / July 7, 2010

Amy Winehouse’s tits popped

Amy Winehouse’s new breasts apparently sprung a leak over the weekend, according The Mirror:

Telegraphing the news on his Living TV show, Mitch said: “It wasn’t because she had a cold. She’s fine, she just had a little (pointing to his chest) leaky something or other.”
A friend of Amy’s adds: “She saw…

By: The Superficial / November 19, 2009

Amy Winehouse still flaunting her new tits

Amy Winehouse flailed her fake breasts around some more last night making this the first documented case where a woman’s augmented chest failed to distract me from her face. On that note, if you heard what sounded like two tractor-trailers smashing into each other, that was my penis plowing through traffic in a fit…

By: The Superficial / November 11, 2009
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