Because I can only pat Hollywood on the back so much for getting dressed up and pretending to care about a cause, here’s the rest of The 2011 amfAR Cinema Against AIDS Gala featuring a cavalcade of startlets wearing way too much makeup and knowing they’re literally moments away from watching Michelle Rodriguez drink 85… More »
AIDS: Damn, look at those ti-
CURE: And I’m in. Nice work, Bar Refaeli. I’d never leave you for Blake Lively.
BAR: Wait. Who’s dating Blake Lively?
CURE: Uhhh.. my headset’s shorting out. Kzzzccss… can’t.. you.. static… krrzzzzzz..
And by cure, I obviously mean die from it in front of the entire international film community. Although, that’s one way to do it.
MAN: Sacrebleu! What has happened to this junkie?
WOMAN: Why, AIDS, darling. She died of the AIDS.
MAN: Ah, oui, of course. Where is my checkbook? I… More »