Posts tagged "Amber Heard"

Good Morning, Amber Heard Side Boob, And Other News

Does Britney Spears even know what shade is? [Lainey Gossip]

Marc Jacobs’ dick on Instagram, anyone? [Dlisted]

Girls Scout turn down $100,000 from transphobic asshole. [The Frisky]

KKK reclaims Confederate flag. Because it’s not racist. [Death and Taxes]

Your morning links.

The Superficial / July 1, 2015

Johnny Depp & Amber Heard Are Married

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are legally married because apparently you do need that piece of paper to keep having sex with a woman who doesn’t look like Willem Dafoe.

The Superficial / February 5, 2015

Johnny Depp & Amber Heard Belong Together Like A Scarf And 18 Bolo Ties

After seven years writing the site, I still have no idea what the hell The Art of Elysium Gala is, and if you put me on the spot, I’d say it’s some sort of event specifically designed to be forgotten about not even 24 hours later because of the Golden Globes. Except this year, Johnny

The Superficial / January 12, 2015

There Is.. Another.. Fappening

NOTE: This is not a leaked photo of Kim Kardashian. This is the shit she gives away for free.

The last time I covered The Fappening our servers broke for two weeks, so if it’s Monday morning and there’s nothing but a crater where the site once was, avenge me. Now that that…

The Superficial / September 21, 2014

The 2014 MET Gala: Sexy People In Fancy Clothes That Cost More Than Your House

So I can move on with my life and find out if other people are showing their boobs at other places, here’s the rest of The 2014 MET Gala featuring the return of Blake Lively’s breasts (I left you for Hilary Duff. Don’t make this weird.), Emma Stone who’s apparently done with her Nosferatu phase,…

The Superficial / May 6, 2014

The Best Looking Women At The Golden Globes: A Non-Definitive Or Even Comprehensive List

Just in case you didn’t believe me that the Golden Globes were boring as all hell, here are the most attractive women from the red carpet: Amy Adams, Margot Robbie, Sofia Vergara, Amber Heard, and Olivia Wilde. And if you’re wondering, wait a minute, isn’t that last one pregnant? You’re goddamn right she is. Wanna…

The Superficial / January 13, 2014

So Johnny Depp & Amber Heard Is Happening

I shall call them, “Jamber.”
Rumors have been flying that Johnny Depp left Vanessa Paradis for Amber Heard which got even worse last week when word got out that he bought her a horse even though rich people buy each other crazy shit all the time and Amber Heard has a girlfriend. Or at least…

The Superficial / June 27, 2012

Good Morning Again, Amber Heard, And Other News

- Start your Hump Day with mysterious assery. [theCHIVE]
- Kate Upton wins Worst Dressed at the MET Gala. [Lainey Gossip]
- That Time Mr. T Was A Fashion Stylist [BuzzFeed]
- Gwyneth Paltrow told Courtney Love she’s fat. Of course. [Dlisted]
- Maria Menounos and Christie Brinkley are the bread. I’ll be the prematurely…

The Superficial / May 9, 2012

Good Morning, Amber Heard, And Other News

- Oh In-Hye is an incredible dresser. [theCHIVE]
- Tyra Banks is banging Drake now. [Lainey Gossip]
- Rihanna apparently slapped her vagina a lot on SNL. [Dlisted]
– “Okay, I reckon that other stuff is bad, but the important thing is to stop them queers from making Jesus cry.” – North Carolina [BuzzFeed]

The Superficial / May 8, 2012

Good Morning, Amber Heard’s Hotness and
Other News

- Bobby Brown got arrested for DUI at 12 in the afternoon. And all was right with the world. [Dlisted]
- Behind The Scenes of the Miss Russia Pageant [theCHIVE]
- Angelina Jolie is willing to laugh at how ridiculous her leg was at the Oscars. And by laugh I mean not have any sense…

The Superficial / March 27, 2012

Amber Heard Wins Award Season

While Amber Heard technically wasn’t at an awards show this weekend, if anyone can somehow show up on a red carpet looking hotter than this, I’ll show you a photo of Katy Perry firing a winged Minka Kelly out of her naked breasts into Jessica Biel’s ass.
Or Jon Hamm. Just a photo of…

The Superficial / January 16, 2012

Amber Heard Looks Hot Doing Just About Anything and Other News

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- 20 Ridiculous Things You Never Knew About Kim Jong-Il [BuzzFeed]
- Daniel Craig might play James Bond well into his 60’s. [Huffington Post]
- Chaz Bono is ready to give that new penis a spin through some strange. [Dlisted]
- Gwyneth Paltrow and the royal family just keep bumping into…

Photo Boy / December 19, 2011

Have We Mentioned Amber Heard Is Hot? So Very, Very Hot? And Other News

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- Armie Hammer gay-sexed Leonardo DiCaprio to defend his grandfather’s honor. [Huffington Post]
- Sinead O’Connor finally found someone to make The Difficult Brown.. not so difficult? Butt sex. She’s having butt sex. [Dlisted]
- Pippa Middleton’s ass is Prince Harry’s Christmas present this year. [Lainey Gossip]
- Christina Hendrick’s butto…

Photo Boy / December 7, 2011

The 2011 ESPY Awards

The 2011 ESPY Awards were last night, and some of you maybe asking yourselves, “Why is this entire gallery full of women, and not a single one an athlete?” Fortunately, I anticipated your response because I’m a powerful Jedi, and it comes down to a complex algorithm meticulously designed to preserve the structural integrity of…

The Superficial / July 14, 2011

Amber Heard Needs to Quit Lesbiantry

Here’s Amber Heard at the premiere of Nicolas Cage Owes an Ass-Load of Back Taxes Drive Angry 3D where she demonstrated something I’ve been thinking for years but never had the guts to say out loud because lesbians have large biceps. And before I go any further, let me just say that I’m a huge…

The Superficial / February 23, 2011

Amber Heard is a Lesbian

Because they can’t all look like Justin Bieber, Amber Heard officially came out of the closet at GLAAD’s 25th Anniversary Bash Friday night, according to
I think GLAAD is one of the many reasons that I, as a 24-year-old, can come out. I think that organizations like GLAAD make that possible because if it…

The Superficial / December 6, 2010

Amber Heard in FHM

To make up for the one-two punch of Rosie’s camel-toe and Kate Gosselin, here’s Amber Heard in FHM. I know nothing short of a bunker full of porn and Everclear will help in this situation, but right now it’s occupied, so you’re stuck with Amber here. On that note, if I don’t update my Facebook

The Superficial / October 28, 2009

Britney Spears’ nipples and other news

- Randy Quaid’s wife puts up a fight while the two get arrested in Texas this afternoon. [PopEater]
- Don Draper will shoot your ass up. [Lainey Gossip]
- Megan Fox on the cover of Nylon magazine. Warning: Does NOT contain cleavage. [Just Jared]
- Kid Rock goes back to pretending he’s a hip-hop artist…

The Superficial / September 24, 2009