http://www.thesuperficial.com Celebrity Photos and Gossip Fri, 10 Feb 2012 18:10:54 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 http://www.thesuperficial.com/christina-aguilera-pregnant-amas-11-2011 http://www.thesuperficial.com/christina-aguilera-pregnant-amas-11-2011#comments Mon, 21 Nov 2011 16:45:36 +0000 The Superficial http://www.thesuperficial.com/?p=1237951

Once you accuse one celebrity of being pregnant, you kind of want to accuse them all (Tom Bergeron…), so here’s Christina Aguilera at last night’s AMAs looking almost exactly as knocked up as she did for last year’s show making this sort of an anniversary if not an alarming medical emergency. Seriously, that kid’s going Read More ...]]> 48 http://www.thesuperficial.com/the-wonkboobs-at-the-amas-and-other-news-11-2011 http://www.thesuperficial.com/the-wonkboobs-at-the-amas-and-other-news-11-2011#comments Mon, 21 Nov 2011 16:44:48 +0000 Photo Boy http://www.thesuperficial.com/?p=1238241

Posted by Photo Boy - This is considered foreplay to Jennifer Lopez. - Prince Harry just needs to play a little shirtless volleyball and he’ll be right there. - This is what it takes for something positive to be said about Channing Tatum. - Arnold Schwarzenegger‘s DVD commentaries are almost Read More ...]]> 18 http://www.thesuperficial.com/katy-perry-amas-11-2011 http://www.thesuperficial.com/katy-perry-amas-11-2011#comments Mon, 21 Nov 2011 14:47:56 +0000 The Superficial http://www.thesuperficial.com/?p=1237391

Here’s Katy Perry(‘s breasts) looking surprisingly awesome at the AMAs last night after what seems like an eternity of weird, pink (breastless) 80s nightmare outfits that make her look pregnant. Except cool those wiener jets because later in the evening she decided to dress like a goddamn nun from the future which was just a Read More ...]]> 25 http://www.thesuperficial.com/justin-bieber-selena-gomez-amas-11-2011 http://www.thesuperficial.com/justin-bieber-selena-gomez-amas-11-2011#comments Mon, 21 Nov 2011 14:09:56 +0000 The Superficial http://www.thesuperficial.com/?p=1237052

After putting this whole paternity test in his reahview (I have no idea why I used that reference.), a triumphant Justin Bieber brought Selena Gomez to the American Music Awards last night where he’d earlier serenaded her during rehearsals which apparently works well with women because she practically banged him in the front row during Read More ...]]> 42 http://www.thesuperficial.com/miley-cyrus-and-the-rest-of-the-amas-11-2010 http://www.thesuperficial.com/miley-cyrus-and-the-rest-of-the-amas-11-2010#comments Mon, 22 Nov 2010 16:12:05 +0000 The Superficial http://www.thesuperficial.com/?p=551652

Because we can’t stare at Christina Aguilera’s blatant pregnancy or Taylor Swift’s new hotness all day – I’m kidding. Do exactly that. – here’s the last batch of photos I’m (hopefully) posting from Sunday night’s American Music Awards: Miley Cyrus, who apparently decided not to sing a song made famous by the man who ruined Read More ...]]> 43 http://www.thesuperficial.com/where-did-this-taylor-swift-come-from-11-2010 http://www.thesuperficial.com/where-did-this-taylor-swift-come-from-11-2010#comments Mon, 22 Nov 2010 15:00:10 +0000 The Superficial http://www.thesuperficial.com/?p=551311

Apparently Jake Gyllenhaal really does have magical powers that make women more attractive after sleeping with him, provided you ignore Kirsten Dunst because she’s a bat-person. Anyway, here’s Taylor Swift at the American Music Awards Sunday night where she ditched her usual curls and basically looked the hottest I’ve never even imagined Taylor Swift could Read More ...]]> 107 http://www.thesuperficial.com/justin-bieber-lesbian-haired-messiah-11-2010 http://www.thesuperficial.com/justin-bieber-lesbian-haired-messiah-11-2010#comments Mon, 22 Nov 2010 14:00:11 +0000 The Superficial http://www.thesuperficial.com/?p=551122

As foretold by the prophet John, Justin Bieber dominated the American Music Awards Sunday night where he not only won Artist of the Year thus de-legitimizing the entire production in the process, but also managed to name-drop Michael Jackson in his acceptance speech without getting shot in the parking lot. Then again, I think we Read More ...]]> 56 http://www.thesuperficial.com/christina-aguilera-is-pregnant-11-2010 http://www.thesuperficial.com/christina-aguilera-is-pregnant-11-2010#comments Mon, 22 Nov 2010 06:40:30 +0000 The Superficial http://www.thesuperficial.com/?p=550882

Here’s Christina Aguilera at the American Music Awards Sunday night, and there’s no way you can tell me that headline isn’t responsible journalism. Christ, not even Britney Spears let herself go this much and she stores fried chicken in her pillows for the winter. Which is why I’m starting to think somebody tagged along for Read More ...]]> 144 http://www.thesuperficial.com/katy-perry-american-music-awards-11-2010 http://www.thesuperficial.com/katy-perry-american-music-awards-11-2010#comments Mon, 22 Nov 2010 05:30:31 +0000 The Superficial http://www.thesuperficial.com/?p=550691

Per tradition, Katy Perry‘s breasts are rewarded with their own post whenever they’re.. well, anywhere, so here they are at the American Music Awards Sunday night where Katy also performed in an outfit presumably designed by terrorists to prevent the appearance of camel-toe. Which means either Miley Cyrus‘ people purposely ignored this technology, or we Read More ...]]> 40 http://www.thesuperficial.com/adam_lambert_allowed_back_on_a-12-2009 http://www.thesuperficial.com/adam_lambert_allowed_back_on_a-12-2009#comments Mon, 07 Dec 2009 12:08:26 +0000 The Superficial

After pretending to get fellated by his entire stage crew on national television, ABC spent the weeks following the American Music Awards axing every Adam Lambert performance on their schedule. But apparently a truce has been reached because Adam’s appearing on The View under the watchful eye of Elisabeth Hasselbeck who has no quarrel choking Read More ...]]> 53 http://www.thesuperficial.com/adam_lambert_pissy_about_amas-11-2009 http://www.thesuperficial.com/adam_lambert_pissy_about_amas-11-2009#comments Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:21:15 +0000 The Superficial

I wasn’t going to write about the AMAs anymore until Adam Lambert decided to compare himself to David Bowie and Madonna in the context of bitching about ABC editing out his simulated blowjobs on the West Coast. Access Hollywood reports: “If it’s edited, that’s discrimination,” Adam said. “I will be a little disappointed because there Read More ...]]> 139 http://www.thesuperficial.com/the_2009_american_music_awards-11-2009 http://www.thesuperficial.com/the_2009_american_music_awards-11-2009#comments Mon, 23 Nov 2009 11:44:13 +0000 The Superficial

I’ve barely been awake for a few hours and already I’m tired of the American Music Awards, so here’s a huge pic gallery so we can move on with our lives. Sadly, none of these people fall on their asses in a hilarious YouTube video, but they did achieve some form of musical greatness. Whatever Read More ...]]> 62 http://www.thesuperficial.com/kate_hudson_almost_nipple_slip-11-2009 http://www.thesuperficial.com/kate_hudson_almost_nipple_slip-11-2009#comments Mon, 23 Nov 2009 10:28:19 +0000 The Superficial

While presenting at the American Music Awards, Kate Hudson narrowly avoided flashing one of her tiny nips to millions of viewers last night. Fortunately her complete and total lack of breasts averted a disaster that would’ve probably caused Nicole Kidman to shatter into a million pieces just from making a facial expression. “Heavens me, there’s Read More ...]]> 80 http://www.thesuperficial.com/adam_lambert_pulls_a_jlo_at_am-11-2009 http://www.thesuperficial.com/adam_lambert_pulls_a_jlo_at_am-11-2009#comments Mon, 23 Nov 2009 09:13:29 +0000 The Superficial

Realizing all the struggling to be relevant stars are doing it, Adam Lambert fell onstage while performing “For Your Entertainment” at the American Music Awards last night. Although in his defense, I’m sure he was just disoriented from the sole stage direction of “Make everyone blow you.” STAGE DIRECTOR: No, no! You missed that chick Read More ...]]> 96 http://www.thesuperficial.com/jlo_falls_on_her_jbutt_at_am-11-2009 http://www.thesuperficial.com/jlo_falls_on_her_jbutt_at_am-11-2009#comments Sun, 22 Nov 2009 23:34:02 +0000 The Superficial

Jennifer Lopez performed her song “Louboutins” at the AMAs Sunday night only to end up landing on her J-Ass which had to be terrifying for the audience. One minute you’re wondering how old she is again, the next you’re looking for a goddamn doorway to stand in. Of course the most shocking part is when Read More ...]]> 66 http://www.thesuperficial.com/lady_gaga_at_the_amas-11-2009 http://www.thesuperficial.com/lady_gaga_at_the_amas-11-2009#comments Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:19:35 +0000 The Superficial

Lady GaGa performed at the 2009 American Music Awards tonight wearing a costume that nothing less than 15 hours of coke and Indiana Jones movies could’ve produced. She also did that freaky thing where she shows her real face and makes me think “Hey, Lady GaGa’s not terribly unattractive after all.” AHH! She did it Read More ...]]> 81