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Amanda Bynes Looks So Healthy! (Can I Stare At Her Boobs Now?)

Amanda Bynes made a rare public appearance, but this is about how healthy she looks and not her breasts. Her big giant breasts. Just staring right at me.

Mike Redmond | December 1, 2015 - 11:15 am

Oh Shit, Amanda Bynes Is Running Around Everybody, My Bad

Amanda Bynes is on the loose which I probably should’ve warned you about days ago. How many are injured?

Mike Redmond | July 29, 2015 - 9:00 am

Amanda Bynes Was Never Homeless, Let’s Stop Believing Her Shit

After being photographed sleeping inside a mall, it’s just been assumed that Amanda Bynes is homeless because her parents have a conservatorship over her finances. Plus Heidi Montag’s huge cartoon tits offered her a place to stay, and it seemed like a good idea to believe them and give them my social security number. Anyway,…

Mike Redmond | November 13, 2014 - 1:29 pm

Heidi Montag: ‘Amanda Bynes Can Live With Me!’

After TMZ posted photos of Amanda Bynes sleeping inside a mall because she’s essentially homeless now, Heidi Montag has graciously shoved her breasts into the press again and offered Amanda a place to stay. But if Heidi somehow thinks that’s going to make the Internet start posting photos of her giant fake breasts again, she’s…

Mike Redmond | November 7, 2014 - 12:12 pm

Amanda Bynes’ Parents: ‘Fuck It, We’re Moving To Texas’

With a conservatorship over her finances secured by a judge, Amanda Bynes’ parents’ plan was to slowly give her small amounts of money in hopes that she’d eventually hit rock-bottom and get the help she obviously needs. Except waiting games eat bushels of dick, so they’re punting the whole thing over to a mental health…

Mike Redmond | November 6, 2014 - 10:31 am

Everything With Amanda Bynes Is Still Awful

For those of you who need a constant update on how Amanda Bynes’ life is specifically falling through the cracks of our failed mental health system, according to TMZ, she’s currently living off of $50 to $100 AmEx gift cards doled out by her parents who secured a conservatorship over her finances. Apparently their plan…

Mike Redmond | November 4, 2014 - 3:09 pm

Amanda Bynes Is Accusing Her Dad of Being A ‘Sexual Predator’ Again

And here we go again. I’d like to personally dedicate this shitstorm that took less than 24 hours to form to the judge who released Amanda Bynes even after her doctors said she was “severely ill.” Well played, your honor. This couldn’t be going better. Via Twitter: …

Mike Redmond | October 31, 2014 - 12:47 pm

Amanda Bynes Is On The Loose Again

Things were looking good for Amanda Bynes this week. Doctors were looking to place her on an extended 30-day hold, her parents got another conservatorship and this time with a much better understanding of what happens if they let this one expire. Except without warning she was released last night and immediately started wandering the…

Mike Redmond | October 31, 2014 - 10:18 am

Amanda Bynes Will Be Locked Up For A While

So I have some bad news for people who enjoy watching a mentally disabled woman spiral out of control because they think that’s the same sort of “train wreck” as Lindsay Lohan, and good news for anyone who wants to see Amanda Bynes get the help she needs without her parents fucking it up by…

Mike Redmond | October 15, 2014 - 10:29 am

Amanda Bynes 5150’d Because of Sam Lutfi. Again.

When Amanda Bynes was first put on a 5150 hold, it was because Sam Lutfi – Yup, the dude who was drugging Britney Spears. – bought her a plane ticket from New York to LA where she proceeded to light a woman’s driveway on fire using her dog for the wick. Turns out she’s been…

Mike Redmond | October 13, 2014 - 7:55 am

Amanda Bynes: ‘Just Kidding! My Dad Didn’t Try And Have Sex With Me’

UPDATE: Guess who just got 5150’d.

Earlier today, Amanda Bynes went on a lengthy Twitter rant accusing her father of sexual abuse which turned out to be on the heels of her parents finally arriving in New York to get her into a mental health facility. Since then, her mother issued the following…

Mike Redmond | October 10, 2014 - 2:12 pm

Amanda Bynes: ‘My Dad Asked To Have Sex With Me’

Up until an hour ago, Amanda Bynes’ Twitter was the usual grab-bag of escalating crazy: She really needs plastic surgery, the tabloids make her look ugly on purpose, people need to get off her nigga dick, etc. etc. And then things got really, really dark: …

Mike Redmond | October 10, 2014 - 11:39 am

Amanda Bynes Caught Shoplifiting Twice In One Day

So the first time Amanda Bynes was caught shoplifting yesterday, it could’ve been an honest mistake because she’s crazy and easily distracted. Except not even a few hours later, she got caught again only this time because she doesn’t think she has to pay for goods and services which also checks out because have I…

Mike Redmond | October 9, 2014 - 12:40 pm

Amanda Bynes Has A Microchip In Her Head, According To Amanda Bynes

In a new interview with In Touch who I’m pretty sure are just following her around with a tape recorder while she’s talking to herself, Amanda Bynes claims she has a microchip in her head, so if you happen to have a particularly flammable dog, now would be a good time to bring it inside:…

Mike Redmond | October 8, 2014 - 1:59 pm

Amanda Bynes Is Engaged To A 19-Year-Old Kid From A Bait Shop Now

When we last left Amanda Bynes, she was tweeting from a secret account after getting kicked out of fashion school and arrested for DUI. And since she’s still not back under a conservatorship, shit’s only spiraling further out of control because she’s already fled to New York and is giving interviews where she claims she’s…

Mike Redmond | October 7, 2014 - 11:06 am

Amanda Bynes Is Tweeting Again (Probably)

When all of this Amanda Bynes business started back up again, probably the most prevalent words out of everyone’s mouths were, “Well, at least she’s not tweeting again.” She’s tweeting again. Styleite via Jezebel:

“Ashley Banks” or @persianla27 has been rumored for a while to be a poorly disguised alias, and has been…

Mike Redmond | October 2, 2014 - 12:15 pm

Here’s How Awful Everything With Amanda Bynes Is Going

Like most people, I just assumed Amanda Bynes was off somewhere being heavily-medicated while her parents took fancy vacations with her money. But then over the weekend, she was picked up for DUI and everyone found out her conservatorship is over and she’s out there doing whatever the fuck she wants. As for how and…

Mike Redmond | October 1, 2014 - 12:24 pm

The Old Amanda Bynes Is Back

I gave Amanda Bynes’ parents a lot of shit about their conservatorship because they seemed to be more concerned about her money and a little too quick to blame everything on weed instead of admitting she has a severe mental illness. However, to their credit, they did manage to keep her under wraps without a…

Mike Redmond | September 30, 2014 - 10:21 am

Amanda Bynes Is Driving Again

[Ed. Note – File photo from 2012 that seemed relevant for some reason.]

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Less than two years ago Amanda Bynes had racked up an impressive 4 hit-and-runs, continued to drive high on a suspended license, then went on to a well-document public melt-down before finally getting her

Carmen Ribecca | April 25, 2014 - 1:00 pm

Amanda Bynes’ Mom Is A F*cking Idiot

So remember when Amanda Bynes was wandering around building bombs out of her dog, Tweeting topless pics and talking to herself in a secret language? That’s about to happen all over again because her mother’s an idiot. TMZ reports:

Amanda Bynes’ mother just came out publicly and said her daughter does NOT suffer…

Mike Redmond | April 10, 2014 - 9:51 am
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