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Matt Damon Almost Cried When George Clooney Told Him About Twins

Somewhere Ben Affleck just turned down “Slow Ride” and went, “Waitaminnit, he nevah fackin’ cried when I told him Chahleen was pregnant…” More »


Tina Fey & Amy Poehler Put The Bill Cosby Jokes In The Pudding Pops

As promised, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler made with the Bill Cosby jokes at last night’s Golden Globes awards by awkwardly, yet awesomely, ending their monologue with impressions of him drugging women. (8:40 mark if you’re strapped for time.) Although apparently George Clooney laughed, and at jokes about himself, because he’s married now so he’ll… More »


We Live In A World Where George Clooney Is Married

“Alzheimer’s. Had it for months now. So who’s the poor shmuck getting married?”

If someone walked up to me and said, “Hey, did you hear George Clooney got married?” I’d punch that person square in the mouth for telling a lie so ridiculous I’d have legal grounds to sue for custody of his… More »


George Clooney Got Engaged

“Mr. Clooney, you’re aware that marriage means no new vagina, correct?
“I’m sorry, you said what now?”

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I guess today is going to just be crazy old white guys be crazy day with the news that George Clooney got engaged to Amal Alamuddin. Here’s as close… More »