Posts tagged "Alice Eve"

Alice Eve Got Married, I Hate This Year Already

Because The Lord did look down upon 2015 and declared to the heavenly host, "I shall fucketh this shit all up," Alice Eve got married on New Year's Eve, and it wasn't to one of us. I would've remembered something like that. Her? Probably not so much. Women call me "The Ghost" i…
By: The Superficial / January 2, 2015

An Excuse To Post The Alice Eve Topless GIF? On It

Alice Eve reportedly got engaged to her high school sweetheart, but instead of talking about whatever the hell I just said back there, I'm going to remember all those times her breasts were on the site while they were promoting Star Trek Into Darkness, and I'd gratuitously…
By: The Superficial / August 15, 2014

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By: The Superficial / September 11, 2013

Emma Watson & The Two Other People Worth Looking At From The GQ Man of The Year Awards

Here's Emma Watson wearing.. something to the GQ Man of The Year awards along with Alice Eve and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley who I placed in descending order of hotness and showing of space-boobs below. And not because I'm saying Hermoine is hotter than them, but wearing a nun's hat for a shirt…
By: The Superficial / September 4, 2013

Alice Eve’s Breasts Are In This Post

While The Pope just nullified Pascal's wager and theoretically tore a hole in the supernatural universe, unleashing all the terrifying consequences that come with that, he doesn't have spectacular breasts so I don't even know why I brought it up. But Alice Eve does, so here she is on Conan where she ironically…
By: The Superficial / May 23, 2013

Damon Lindelof’s Sorry You Saw Alice Eve’s Underwear In ‘Star Trek Into Darkness’

The blink-and-you-miss-it scene where Alice Eve strips down to her underwear and changes into her space suit in the same shuttle as Captain Kirk was one of the rare incredible parts of Star Trek Into Darkness, so of course writer Damon Lindelof is apologizing for it now and wishes it…
By: The Superficial / May 21, 2013

Alice Eve’s Space-Boobs: A Review of ‘Star Trek Into Alice Eve’s Space-Boobs’

Short Version: This is exactly all you see of this. Enjoy the $8 I just saved you. Fin. It seems like only 11 days ago I wrote a review of Iron Man 3 because I did, so shut up and let my hatred of going out in public talk for a minute. Here's a…
By: The Superficial / May 16, 2013

Good Lord, Alice Eve, And Other News

Posted by Photo Boy - Kris Kross, TLC, Marky Mark, and Oprah once made great television together. [Lainey Gossip] - Hide yo pussies! Antoine Dodson isn't gay anymore. [Dlisted] - Short Shorts and the butts that are barely covered by them. […
By: Photo Boy / May 3, 2013

Hey, Alice Eve, Can You Point Me Towards The Bathroom?

Posted by Photo Boy I know I just got done disqualifying my nerd status, but I don't think that should keep me from admiring Hollywood's newest geek goddess, Alice Eve. She showed up looking amazing at the German premiere of Star Trek Into Darkness yesterday as opposed to Zoe Saldana whose nipple…
By: Photo Boy / April 30, 2013

Alice Eve Is Still Crazy Hot And Other News

- Salma Hayek and Maya Rudolph remind everyone about that snake video which is still goddamn hilarious. [Lainey Gossip] - Tan Mom wants to make a sex tape now. We suicide bomb Vivid at dawn. [Dlisted] - Girls With Future Lower Back Problems come bearing gifts. [theCHIVE] - Jennifer…
By: The Superficial / April 22, 2013

WEEKEND NERDIOR: Alice Eve’s Boobs Are Highly Logical, Captain, Edition

WARNING: Pressing 'Play' makes Alice Eve disappear. Welcome to the inaugural edition of Weekend Nerdior, my latest brain-child conceived in the dark, sexless shadows of my mind where no breast dare set foot. Here you'll find all the random comic book, video game and various nerd items I came across during the week…
By: The Superficial / March 24, 2013

‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ Has Full Trailer Complete With That Gladiator Music From ‘Man of Steel’

[Ed. Note: Added the Apple embed, so this one shouldn't get pulled by Paramount. - SW] Jessica Simpson somehow crammed herself into a bridesmaid's dress over the weekend, so while Photo Boy and I finish up captioning the shit out of those, here's the just-released official trailer for Star Trek Into Darkness -…
By: The Superficial / December 17, 2012

Alice Eve Wore A Bikini, Too

Despite being British, here's Alice Eve enjoying our Thanksgiving holiday in Miami (We storm Buckingham at dawn.) because try to think of these bikini posts as base camps where I rest my delicate blogging hands for a minute, their smooth, almost feminine digits tired and weary from four days of booze and lethargy.
By: The Superficial / November 26, 2012