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Who Dared Deny Alexander Skarsgard A Loincloth For Tarzan?

Alexander Skarsgard tried to wear a loincloth in The Legend of Tarzan, but the director wasn’t having it. More »

Alexander Skarsgard Supports Gun Control, PUSSSSSHHHH!

Alexander Skarsgard. Gun control. SOMEBODY BOIL WATER! More »

Alexander Skarsgard With Animals Will Detonate Your Ovaries Now

Alexander Skarsgard kissing animals just gave them dominion over the earth. They outnumber us now. It’s too late. More »

So Japan Is Pregnant, The Whole Thing

Alexander Skarsgard went to Japan. It’s all over for us now. More »

Who Wants To See Alexander Skarsgard Impregnate An Entire Awards Show?

Alexander Skarsgard just knocked out the next 14 seasons of Teen Mom. Oh, good. More »

Alexander Skarsgard Swinging Around Shirtless Has A New Trailer

Alexander Skarsgard will sexinate your ovaries now. Even if you don’t have them. More »

Alexander Skarsgard’s Tarzan Abs Have A Trailer, Too

It’s Alexander Skarsgard As Tarzan #ChangeDemPanties #uPregnant

Alexander Skarsgard as Tarzan is here to make you ovulate. More »

Alexander Skarsgard Wore Drag To A Premiere Just ‘Cause

The Skarsgard’s ways are not ours to understand. Until at least the third trimester. More »

Alexander Skarsgard Is Back

There had been whispers of Alexander Skarsgard’s return except everyone took them as myths, hearsay, wistful dreams whispered on a summer wind. And then your water broke. More »

Rich People Pretending To Be Groovy Hippies, Man

Now that we’ve seen Leonardo DiCaprio dancing, the continued effects of lupus on the mind, and British on Dutch foreplay, here’s the rest of the rich people pretending to be earth spirits or some stupid shit they told themselves on the jet ride over. In their defense, they only get 30-40 weeks a year to… More »

Well, That Explains The Polar Vortex

The South Pole’s pregnant. It’s having a baby. I don’t know why science didn’t think of it first.

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