“Dude, I can still see the parts that look a vagina. Knock it off.”
When we last left A-Rod, he was throwing a gladiator bikini party and/or making them stand guard in the trees around his island compound. I go back and forth. Anyway, after forcing them to battle lions wearing nothing but… More »
Now that Alex Rodriguez is single again, he has no choice but to lounge around his mansion in Miami while tons of women do cartwheels in bikinis. Or at least that’s what it looks like until you realize they’re all built like Schwarzenegger, and he’s got them posted in trees like gorilla sentries. So either… More »
Wait, did I say A-Rod’s in this post? Because clearly there’s nothing in these photos but a parking meter, some cars and a Tazo tea. I’m probably just drunk.
The Superficial is in Clusterf@ck! Mode this week. Normal posting resumes Mon, Oct 17. … More »
“Wow, those are testicles!” – That guy. In the orange. Sorry, should’ve been more specific.
If you found yourself wondering, “Gee, does Cameron Diaz still have freakish, almost Madonna-esque guns causing grown men to do a double take of fear?” the answer is yes. Yes, she does. And to demonstrate just how strong… More »
Because A-Rod clearly prefers a strong, unyielding arm up the anus, here’s a ripped Cameron Diaz leaving a Venice Beach gym yesterday. Unfortunately for her, I can see the semblance of a breast so this relationship was doomed before it even began. It’s a hard truth, but someone has to tell her before she spends… More »
“We’re going streaking!”
For reasons known only to a Macanudo and a butler who can keep a secret, Bill Clinton joined Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez for dinner in Miami last night. Now, I’m not suggesting he offered A-Rod one million dollars to sleep with Cameron Diaz, but I’m also not suggesting it… More »
Did I say George Clooney? Clearly I meant Jesus.
George Clooney paid Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez a surprise visit in Mexico yesterday proving my theory that he sits in trees all day waiting for hot chicks to show up. Except in this case old age failed him because it’s only Cameron Diaz… More »
“White girl all putting her ass up in my face… I was on 227!”
I’m not even going to lie to you guys and pretend these bikini photos of Cameron Diaz in Mexico yesterday serve any legitimate purpose outside of being posted before Megan Fox so you won’t have to look at a… More »
These are shots of Kate Hudson in New York last night after reports broke that A-Rod ditched her for some random tail in Miami. Obviously she’s depressed, but hey, it could be worse. She could be a titless bag of box office poison who stars in Dane Cook movies.
I was supposed to… More »
Somehow I missed this story last week, but I’m posting it anyway because it’s too good to pass up. Via The Dish Rag:
Alex Rodriguez is rumored to have portraits of himself as a mythic creature called a centaur – half man, half horse – in his home.
His ex-fling tells Us Weekly… More »
Seen here watching the Yankees play the Angels last week, Kate Hudson has dropped off the radar since New York Fashion Week in early September with rumors coming in that she’s pregnant with yet another child support check for A-Rod to write. Or not. NY Daily News reports:
The Hollywood blond was photographed… More »
- Lourdes Leon recreates Madonna’s iconic “Like a Virgin” outfit which means it’s only a few years until she’s snatching babies from small African villages. They grow up so fast. [PopEater]
- Victoria Beckham’s bolt-ons make the cover of Elle. [Lainey Gossip]
- Shia LaBeouf and Carey Mulligan take their love public. More »
Sensing her biological clock ticking, Kate Hudson wants to have a baby with Alex “A-Rod” Rodriguez ASAP, according to In Touch:
The actress has a son — Ryder, 5 — with ex-husband Chris Robinson, but a friend of hers explains: “She just turned 30 and she’s ready to have her second child. She… More »
- Larry King needs to admit he’s in an abusive relationship. Or is a pirate. Either one. [Celebslam]
- Jennifer Hudson gave birth to a baby boy. [PopEater]
- Kate Hudson is A-Rod’s personal cheerleader whose vagina isn’t a sarcophagus. That would probably make me do my job better, too. Just a… More »
Kate Hudson’s latest relationship with Alex “A-Rod” Rodriguez is starting to worry her mother Goldie Hawn, according to the Daily Mail:
‘Goldie feels it’s high time Kate settled down and left the dating scene behind for a while,’ says a source.
‘Kate’s had a string of boyfriends since her divorce from Chris Robinson… More »
Thanks to her new relationship with Alex Rodriguez, Kate Hudson cowered in fear from Madonna when the two attended the Veuve Clicquot’s Manhattan Polo Classic on Saturday, according to NY Daily News:
“Kate was completely intimidated by Madonna,” said one guest. “She clearly didn’t want trouble and decided to keep a low profile… More »
Kate Hudson is apparently cool with Madonna’s leftovers. She was spotted helping Alex “A-Rod” Rodriguez work on his batting average. In her vagina. (Sports humor! Catch it!) Page Six reports:
The blond, Los Angeles-born actress — who met A-Rod at the reopening of the Fontainebleau hotel in Miami Beach last November — was photographed… More »
Madonna’s relationships with Jesus Luz and Alex “A-Rod” Rodriguez have thrown a wrench into her plans to adopt three-year-old Mercy from Malawi. NY Daily News reports:
“The news she is linked to another woman’s husband and a young man less than half her age makes us question her morals.”
Officials are unhappy… More »
Alex Rodriguez poses for the April issue of Details, and I don’t know how the hell he agreed to these shots. I can’t tell if he’s trying to win back Madonna or steal Jesus Luz away from her. It’s literally a toss-up. In the meantime, I took the liberty of adding captions to each of… More »
Alex “A-Rod” Rodriguez is starting to get pissed about Madonna spending more and more time with 22-year-old Brazilian model Jesus Luz (above). Somewhere Cindy Rodriguez is laughing on top a pile of alimony. NY Daily News reports:
Madonna has been trying to soothe the Yankee slugger by telling him Luz is just a decoy… More »