Posts tagged "Alessandra Ambrosio"

The Golden Globes After Parties We Missed

And to conclude our coverage of the Golden Globes, here are a bunch of celebrities at 18 different after parties celebrating themselves for starring in a three-hour long national broadcast celebrating themselves because they truly are our unsung heroes. Would it kill everybody to stop and talk about them more? They…
By: The Superficial / January 12, 2015

Alessandra Ambrosio Topless And Stripping Down To Her Panties, Anyone?

I've got posts about a child molester and an alleged rapist coming up, so for something less depressing here's Alessandra Ambrosio stripping for LOVE Magazine's Advent 2014 which means Lindsay Lohan's shitty video was sandwiched between a world-class supermodel and Emily Ratajkowski making it eve…
By: The Superficial / December 18, 2014

The 2014 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

Now that we've seen Taylor Swift serenading a woman's butt and Chris Hansen's greatest sting yet, here's the rest of The 2014 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show featuring models I didn't have time to label, so it's on you to remember what their names are. They have feelings, you bastard!
By: The Superficial / December 3, 2014

Good Morning, Alessandra Ambrosio, And Other News

- Charlie Hunnam's odds for being PEOPLE's Sexiest Man Alive. [Lainey Gossip] - Robert Pattinson and FKA Twigs were seen in public. I'm so sorry, people still into Twilight. [Dlisted] - Megan Fox in lingerie covered with blood, anyone? [Fishwrapper] - Girls With Future Lower Back Problems […
By: The Superficial / November 10, 2014

Good Morning, Alessandra Ambrosio, And Other News

- Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis may have just Punk'd us with their baby.[Lainey Gossip] - Kim Kardashian forgot her baby in a hotel. [Dlisted] - Sunday Is A Good Day For Lingerie [theCHIVE] - Melissa Etheridge still thinks Angelina Jolie is an idiot for chopping off her breasts.
By: The Superficial / October 6, 2014

Good Morning, Alessandra Ambrosio, And Other News

- Jimmy Fallon put balls in Julia Roberts' face. [Lainey Gossip] - Cheryl Hines married a Kennedy whose rampant cheating drove his ex to suicide. Congratulations! [Dlisted] - Monday is Future Lower Back Problems Day. [theCHIVE] - Katy Perry wishes she was in the Illuminati. [Fishwrapper] -…
By: The Superficial / August 4, 2014

Good Goddamn Morning, Alessandra Ambrosio, And Other News

Posted by Photo Boy - John Travolta's fake hair is just trolling us now. [Lainey Gossip] - Judd Apatow is about to get penetrated is how I read this. [Dlisted] - Meg Turney has a smile in these. Nope, still not seeing it, I'll look again. [theCHIVE] - Kaley…
By: Photo Boy / April 29, 2014

Rich People Pretending To Be Groovy Hippies, Man

Now that we've seen Leonardo DiCaprio dancing, the continued effects of lupus on the mind, and British on Dutch foreplay, here's the rest of the rich people pretending to be earth spirits or some stupid shit they told themselves on the jet ride over. In their defense, they only…
By: The Superficial / April 14, 2014

Good Morning, Alessandra Ambrosio Doing Pilates, And Other News

- Anna Wintour wants Victoria Beckham to commit suicide. There's no hiding it anymore. [Lainey Gossip] - Johnny Weir's divorce seems like it'll be a quiet, amicable affair. [Dlisted] - There Are Sexy Chivers Among Us [theCHIVE] - LeAnn Rimes isn't a ticket draw anymore? GTFO. [Fishwrapper]…
By: The Superficial / March 24, 2014

Good Morning, Alessandra Ambrosio, And Other News

- Sure, Cate Blanchett looked great, but did she manually stimulate any statues? [Lainey Gossip] - RIP, Colonel Meow [Dlisted] - Bras Are Not Welcome Around Here [theCHIVE] - Rihanna has lost her damn mind. [Fishwrapper] - Methinks Kaley Cuoco doth Instagram too hard. [tooFab]…
By: The Superficial / January 31, 2014

Good Morning, Alessandra Ambrosio, And Other News

- The Amazing Spider-Man 2 has a second trailer. [Lainey Gossip] - Hugh Jackman shirtless at the beach, anyone? [Dlisted] - If You Like Tattoos, Get In Here [theCHIVE] - Khloe Kardashian is a tortured soul, you guys. [Fishwrapper] - Demi Lovato quit X Factor. […
By: The Superficial / December 19, 2013

The 2013 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

Because we're serious, comprehensive journalists, here's the rest of The 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show featuring everyone who's not Candice Swanepoel or that chick who won't shut up about her ex because they already got their own posts. Not that that means the rest of these models should commit…
By: The Superficial / November 14, 2013

Alessandra Ambrosio Made A ‘Weird Science 2′ Parody With Walter Jr. And Creepy Glen

Thanks to a sudden and pressing need for an ultrasound, a few posts got backburner-ed to today (How you doing, Maria?), so here's Alessandra Ambrosio starring in a Funny or Die parody for Weird Science 2 with Walter Jr. - I'm sorry, "Flynn." - and Creepy Glen from Mad Men. Who's not…
By: The Superficial / August 20, 2013

It’s Michael Bay’s New Victoria’s Secret Commercial

I've said it before, and I'll say it again, Michael Bay should be doing absolutely nothing but making Victoria's Secret commercials. Not so much that they're works of genius - It's pointing a camera at women who would look hot in a beekeeper's suit. - but mostly so he stops doing anything else.
By: The Superficial / April 17, 2013

‘Whee! We’re Rich And On Drugs Just Like Hippies! F*ck You, Dad!’

"Shit. Did I lock the Beamer?" "Hehe! I traded it for acid. Do me in that clown skull!" Here's the rest of the first weekend of Coachella where rich people dressed like an American Eagle ad and stuffed themselves so full of drugs they forgot they had children and/or nothing but a…
By: The Superficial / April 15, 2013

Candice Swanepoel, Alessandra Ambrosio And Karlie Kloss Are In Bikinis And Other News

- The Newly Single Chivettes are here. [theCHIVE] - Justin Timberlake is patronizing Kanye West now. [Lainey Gossip] - Brandi Glanville made out with Chelsea Hander's lesbian apparently. [Dlisted] - Snooki uses her baby for arm curls. Why not? [TooFab] - Remember the days when Britney Spear…
By: The Superficial / March 13, 2013

Alessandra Ambrosio Should Never Stop Wearing Bikinis And Other News

- Tom Hardy holding a puppy will make you menstruate. [Dlisted] - Brad Pitt has a bloated carb face. [Lainey Gossip] - A woman's abs are something like magic. [theCHIVE] - MTV let Rebel Wilson straddle Channing Tatum because apparently death is funny to them. [TooFab] -…
By: The Superficial / March 12, 2013

Good Morning, Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Photos, And Other News

- Wait. Weren't Dita Von Teese's breasts already in 3D? [theCHIVE] - Jessica Chastian is going to be Jane to Alexander Skarsgard's Tarzan, so does anyone know where she's registered? I don't want to buy the same burp cloths. [Lainey Gossip] - The best Sean Penn/Hugo Chavez headline you'll ever read.
By: The Superficial / March 7, 2013

And Now Alessandra Ambrosio & Candice Swanepoel Posing in Lingerie For Michael Bay

Because these deserve better than getting lost in yesterday's Grammys coverage, here's Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel and Lars Ribeiro posing in lingerie for Michael Bay's latest Victoria's Secret commercial which, as much as I hate to say this, is the man's true calling. God clearly put this man on Earth…
By: The Superficial / February 12, 2013

Good Morning, Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Photos, And Other News

- The Super Bowl Footballs You Were Never Meant To See [BuzzFeed] - How does Jason Momoa stay in shape? Fucking. Lots and lots of fucking. [Lainey Gossip] - Beyonce sang live at the Super Bowl press conference, so assume that pays way better than an inauguration. [Dlisted] -…
By: The Superficial / February 1, 2013
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