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Alec Baldwin Already Dicked A Third Baby Into His Wife

Alec Baldwin is a virile motherfucker. More »

Hilaria Baldwin’s Showing Off Her Post-Baby Body Already

Hilaria Baldwin started showing off her post-baby body two days after giving birth. That has to be a record. Concerning, but a record. More »

Alec Baldwin Has Produced A Male Heir

Alec Baldwin is the proud father of a son whose fire and anger will surely rain down upon us in years to come. Congratulations. More »

Hilaria Baldwin’s Pregnant Again

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Alec Baldwin has a well-documented history of patience and tolerance for all living things. Combine those qualities with his readiness to violently protect his bike if you’re a photographer and your arm touches it his family and you’ve got solid dad material. Granted, the average life expectancy for an… More »

Gary Oldman’s Still Apologizing

When Gary Oldman issued an apology for his Playboy interview where he agreed with drunken Mel Gibson that “The Jews” run Hollywood and Alec Baldwin should be allowed to call the paparazzi faggots without fear of reprisal, there were two ways to look at it, and admittedly, even I couldn’t tell: Either it was a… More »

Gary Oldman Is Sorry, Jews

“I’d first like to personally apologize to Matthew McConaughey, a sterling example of your kind- what’s that? Goddammit.”

If you somehow were nowhere near the Internet yesterday, Gary Oldman experienced a whirlwind of shit after his recent Playboy interview was published online and included the following defense of Mel Gibson:

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Gary Oldman’s Career Was Fun (1982 – 2014)

In the latest issue of Playboy, Gary Oldman gives what is otherwise a goddamn awesome and candid interview about his career that unfortunately no one will go back and read because halfway through he decides to say Mel Gibson was right about the Jews and Alec Baldwin should be able to call the paparazzi cocksuckingMore »

Alright, Which One of You C*cksuckers Arrested Alec Baldwin?

Alec Baldwin was arrested this morning after riding his bike the wrong way down Fifth Avenue. Which sounds pretty innocuous until you find out he was really arrested after being stopped by the police then going Alec Baldwin on them and now everything makes perfect sense. TMZ reports:

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Tracy Morgan Is Worried About Alec Baldwin

Alec Baldwin is mostly known for his one-man war against the cocksucking Illuminati more than anything else these days which has his 30 Rock co-star Tracy Morgan concerned and/or mainly enjoying the chance to go, “Oh, shit, and you were telling me how to live my life?” Via The New York Times:

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So Remember When Alec Baldwin Shat On Police Procedurals And Said He Quit Public Life?

Alec Baldwin on the set of Law & Order: SVU in New York this morning. Posted without commentary.

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Alec Baldwin Isn’t Famous Anymore

In case you haven’t heard by now, Alec Baldwin has dictated a lengthy essay to Vulture about his decision to quit public life because he met with the faggots, and he made nice with the faggots, but you faggots can’t seem to leave him alone to do important work helping you faggots out. Which is… More »

Alec Baldwin Is Now The Target Of The Fundamentalist C*cksucking Illuminati

“You see this queer here? I’m touching him and I know there’s probably gay poison all over him.”
“Wow, this was really not worth the extra $20.”

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It’s starting to look like MSNBC didn’t care much whether Alec Baldwin called a paparazzo a “cocksucking faggot” or… More »

Leave Ireland Baldwin’s Dad Alone!

If you thought the Alec Baldwin calling a photographer a cocksucking fag fiasco ended when he brilliantly wheeled out his hairdresser and went, “See? I love dick-licker!” hell to the fuck no. Since then, he attacked another reporter – making that three in one morning – had his MSNBC show suspended (if not cancelled altogether),… More »

See? Alec Baldwin’s Hair Stylist Is A Gay C*cksucker, This Was A Big Deal Out Of Nothing

Alec Baldwin has been in some shit since calling a photographer a “cocksucking fag” yesterday, or “fathead” as acoustics will undoubtedly prove clearing Alec’s good, tolerant name. So to put a stop to this horseshit, Alec Baldwin set out to find his gay hairstylist and literally shove him in front of the cameras to make… More »

Alec Baldwin Calls Paparazzi ‘C*cksucking F*g,’ Is Very Progressive

When we last left Alec Baldwin, he was beating the shit out of the paparazzi, so you’ll be glad to know he’s evolved as a person and now just screams hate speech in their faces. TMZ reports:

Alec Baldwin is a sore winner … chasing down and threatening a photographer outside his Manhattan… More »

The 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards

We’ve already spent way too much time on the Emmys, so here are the rest of the red carpet pics featuring such classics as Rapidly De-Aging Skylar White, an act of terrorism, Julianne Hough & The See-Through Butt, My Dick Is Huge I Can Laugh However I Want, Haha! Superman Dumped You, Bring Your ViralMore »

Alec Baldwin Attacked The Paparazzi Again

Here’s Alec Baldwin beating the shit out of another photographer while his wife Hilaria, who just gave birth a few days ago, ducks into a store like they practiced. As for what started the fight, reports differ, so let’s just assume a woman was menstruating nearby which sent Alec into a Beserker rage until someone… More »

Don’t Ever Accuse Alec Baldwin’s Wife of Tweeting At A Funeral, You Toxic Little Queen

For a man whose 17-year-old daughter has been getting visibly banged on the Internet by a guy named Slater Trout, walking ball of rage Alec Baldwin has done a remarkable job of keeping his composure. A move he’s clearly pulled off by bottling up his anger until it eventually explodes into a fury so fiery… More »

Shia LaBeouf Admits Alec Baldwin Got Him Fired Because They Had ‘Man Tension’

After he “left” the Broadway play Orphans, Shia LaBeouf spent most of March feuding with Alec Baldwin and repeatedly calling himself a “man” even though I’m pretty sure most men don’t settle their disputes by tweeting leaked e-mails from the safety of their apartments. Anyway, Shia went on Letterman last night where he admitted Alec… More »

Shia LaBeouf Still Leaking Emails From Alec Baldwin

“If 10,000 people forwarded that email, Bill Gates would’ve gave us free computers AND YOU RUINED IT!

Two weeks ago, Shia LaBeouf quit the Broadway play Orphans over “creative differences” with Alec Baldwin that he made public by tweeting emails between Alec, Shia and the play’s director Daniel Sullivan. One of which was… More »

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