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“See? I told you you can get them to do that. Now somebody waterboard Adrien Brody until that bastard tells you how many crushed Thetan pills you have to put in their food. I’ll save this marriage yet…”
– Tom Cruise, from an undisclosed thimble in Iceland.
You and I live boring, conventional lives where getting invited over to someone’s house and being asked to remove our shoes is generally accepted because we all know shampooing carpets takes fucking forever. Also, shoes are violent oppressors whose shackles I’ve long since escaped, you toesy-restricting bastards. Anyway, when someone like Diddy throws a lavish… More »