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Adrianne Curry’s In A Bikini, Too, And Other News

- Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart might be back together. He cleans the pool so well! [Lainey Gossip]

– When Lindsay Lohan dies, there’s a backup waiting. [Dlisted]

- The Green Cheeky Bottom Chivette Reveals Herself [theCHIVE]

– The only person getting wet from Vin Diesel naked is Vin… More »

Adrianne Curry Is How You Cosplay, Audrina Patridge Is How You Don’t

Being a former reality star who wears sexy costumes to Comic-Con is Adrianne Curry’s turf, so I don’t know what the hell Audrina Patridge thought she was doing showing up as a beat-ass Mystique. And not just any Mystique, but the comic version of Mystique like Audrina Patrdige has any idea what that even is. More »

Adrianne Curry Is Still Awesome At Comic-Con

It’s been over a year since Adrianne Curry’s had her own post on the site, but then again it’s been over a year since the last Comic-Con, so that basically explains that. Anyway, here she is as Mileena from Mortal Kombat continuing her trend of portraying sexy fighting game characters presumably because Disney will sue… More »

George Lucas is Giving The $4.05 Billion From Disney To Charity. I’m Sorry, What?

“And then I say, ‘My plan, Mr. Bond?’ and then you make the words pop up behind me. Okay, quick, here he comes.”

On Tuesday, every nerd on the Internet found himself with a curious erection after George Lucas announced that he sold Lucasfilm to Disney for $4.05 billion who then announced they’re… More »

Adrianne Curry’s Birthday Bikini And Other News

- Total Recall is just as awful as you thought it would be. [Lainey Gossip]

- A Tribute To Yoga Pants (I honestly didn’t want to scroll past the first pic, but do yourself a favor and do just that.) [theCHIVE]

- Madonna inspired Octomom to pose topless. WHERE DOES HER… More »

That’s More Like It, Adrianne Curry

On Friday, we saw Adrianne Curry make her 2012 Comic-Con debut as Raptor Jesus instead of her usual lingerie/S&M-ish cosplay outfits based on whatever obscure character she last looked at high off her ass. They might as well have cancelled the whole thing. Except fortunately she corrected course by dressing up as Christie from TekkenMore »

Oh, Sweet, Adrianne Curry’s At Comic-Con. I Bet She Wore Something Hot- WHAT THE

Last year, Adrianne Curry got kicked out of Comic-Con for dressing like Aeon Flux, right down to the futuristic butt floss because she’s awesome. Unfortunately, nerds can’t spend hundreds of dollars on resin statues of Booster Gold with their pants exploded, so she got kicked the fuck out, only to return in a less assy,… More »

BEST OF 2011: Adrianne Curry Got Kicked Out Of Comic-Con

Welcome to the magical time between Christmas and New Year’s when The Superficial lazily rehashes all the posts you sick sons of bitches couldn’t get enough of. This year, in lieu of a Top 10, we’ve decided to break it down by the best post of each month so we can all relive the joyMore »

Peter Brady is Divorcing This

Back in May, Twitter cosplay fanatic Adrianne Curry and the once-Peter Brady Christopher Knight announced they were attempting a trial separation. “Moving forward will require a step back,” they said at the time. Apparently Christopher took too many steps back because he filed divorce papers and probably not on Boba Fett stationary like a dick. More »

Adrianne Curry Got Kicked Out of Comic-Con For Wearing This

Adrianne Curry is God’s gift to cosplay and horny nerds who haven’t become jaded, handsome men like myself who bolt at the first sign of attention issues (I’m kidding, I still have sex with them then vanish just like their dads did. Ladies?), so, of course, she went to Comic-Con dressed as some sort of… More »

Adrianne Curry is Single

America’s Next Top Model winner Adrianne Curry likes to spend her free time giving nerds a boner on Twitter (See here, here, here and here.) and recently went on Howard Stern to talk about how much she uses a Sybian vibrator, so you’d just assume her marriage to Peter Brady is going awesome. Clearly, this… More »

Adrianne Curry Attacked at Star Wars Convention

Everyone’s favorite perpetually-dressed-as-Slave Leia “celebrity,” Adrianne Curry was reportedly molested by a drunk man while she was in Orlando for Star Wars Celebration V over the weekend. (I bet it was this guy.) The attacker apparently tried to reach up her skirt only to get his face connected with the pavement before the cops showed… More »

Adrianne Curry is Twittering in Her Bikini Again

Presumably as a warning shot across Kelly Brook’s spectacular tits, Adrianne Curry posted more pics as Slave Leia before tweeting a pic of herself in a plain, old bikini yesterday which makes absolutely no sense. How am I supposed to fantasize Admiral Ackbar telling me that using a condom is a trap? I thought that… More »

Adrianne Curry Naked in the Shower

Ever wanted to see Adrianne Curry naked in the shower with no make-up on? Too bad, you’re gonna. She posted the above pic to Twitter yesterday to honor some sort of promise to her followers, and I’m assuming Peter Brady took the picture which must feel all kinds of awesome. “Okay, babe, turn your leg… More »

Adrianne Curry’s in Lingerie Again

Here’s the latest batch of pics Adrianne Curry posted to her Twitter which were taken by photographer Meg Pasetta for a classy little shoot I like to call “Hey, Look at my Online Tits and Sometimes Ass.” On that note, when Twitter was invented by two computer nerds who got drunk and tried to text… More »

Adrianne Curry Just Made Me Strong in the Schwartz and Other News

- Kellan Lutz doesn’t realize only five people with a penis know who he is. [Lainey Gossip]

- Al Gore did NOT bang Larry David’s ex-wife, according to Larry David’s ex-wife. [Dlisted]

- Kelly Kapowski had a baby girl. [Popeater]

- Nicole Scherzinger in tight rubber pants. [Hollywood Tuna]… More »

Adrianne Curry swears she’s naked here

Adrianne Curry posed the above pics to Twitter today and claims they’re her perched naked on the pool of her hotel in Costa Rica. Except that’s up for debate considering they’re almost entirely silhouettes and look like they were taken from Panama. For all we know these are Peter Brady with a chest tumor… More »

Liz Parada, Adrianne Curry and Halle Berry were in bikinis, too

Here are the bikini pics I missed yesterday because I didn’t want to scare off all the women with my wanton love of swimwear-clad mammaries: Liz Parada from ABC’s True Beauty. Adrianne Curry from.. the Internet? And Halle Berry from that movie where Billy Bob does her. You might say Adrianne is the creamy… More »

Peter Brady needs to trade me his wife for two goats and other news

- Gary Coleman really is suffering from a brain hemorrhage and is now in a coma. Awkward. [Popeater]

- Alicia Keys was apparently knocked up by Swizz Beats while he was still with his wife. Neat. [Dlisted]

- Lindsay Lohan continues to be a cocaine avalanche of dumb. [Lainey Gossip]

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Adrianne Curry is still playing dress-up

Adrianne Curry continues her Twitter quest to dress up as a slutty version of every sci-fi character imaginable, so here she is as Leeloo from The Fifth Element if Leeloo had implants and the netting from my neighbor’s truck on her vagina. I’d be aroused if I wasn’t 90% certain that thing smells like… More »

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