Posts tagged "Adriana Lima"

The 2014 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

Now that we’ve seen Taylor Swift serenading a woman’s butt and Chris Hansen’s greatest sting yet, here’s the rest of The 2014 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show featuring models I didn’t have time to label, so it’s on you to remember what their names are. They have feelings, you bastard!
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The Superficial / December 3, 2014

Michael Bay Should Only Do This, Nothing But This

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles might be a childhood-raping CGI abortion that already made enough money to greenlight a sequel because you people are the fucking devil except here’s Michael Bay proving he still serves a purpose in this world and that purpose is Victoria’s Secret commercials. Sure, any idiot can point a camera at hot

The Superficial / August 11, 2014

Leonardo DiCaprio Told Justin Bieber To Stay The Hell Away From Him

“Hmm. What would Jonah do…”
Leonardo DiCaprio has been picking some unfortunate places to party lately, but at least he’s had the wherewithal to tell his lessers to go fuck themselves in the face. A courtesy that he apparently extended to a shirtless Justin Bieber at Cannes. Via Uproxx:
“Justin was strutting his stuff all…

The Superficial / June 12, 2014

So Justin Bieber Probably Banged Adriana Lima

Last week, myself and anyone interested in maintaining the illusion that this is a sane and rational world that hasn’t completely descended into chaos attempted to laugh off reports that Adriana Lima and Justin Bieber allegedly hooked up in Cannes. There was even video of her brushing him off. But now more and more report…

The Superficial / May 29, 2014

Adriana Lima, Paris Hilton, Jennifer Lawrence: They All Wanna Piece O’ #BBare

Because my boy #BBare also comes in French Canadian (and Extra Crispy Ranch), the hardest, darkest rapper this side of Ontario-town took his show to Cannes where he worked his swampy magic on ALL da pussy startin’ with Jennifer Lawrence who straight up had Da Hunga Games all up in dem panties. Danity Fair:…

The Superficial / May 20, 2014

Good Morning, Adriana Lima & Karlie Kloss, And Other News

- There’s a #MondayBunday now?! ‘Tis truly is a magical season. [theCHIVE]
- Miley Cyrus’ hair looks like this now. [Lainey Gossip]
- Ali Lohan is trying to be a singer again. [Dlisted]
- Why I Believe Jameis Winston’s Accuser [Deadspin]
- Kim Kardashian thinks she’s Elizabeth Taylor now. [Fishwrapper]
– Haha! Like Britney Spears

The Superficial / December 10, 2013

Adriana Lima’s Nipples Prove Taylor Swift Is The Illuminati

Here’s a braless Adriana Lima on a photo shoot in Mexico on Sunday while wearing a soaking wet Coca-Cola tank top. Which is interesting because didn’t Taylor Swift just sign a deal with Coke? The same Taylor Swift Victoria’s Secret fired Jessica Hart over after making all its models sing her songs? I don’t want…

The Superficial / December 4, 2013

The 2013 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

Because we’re serious, comprehensive journalists, here’s the rest of The 2013 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show featuring everyone who’s not Candice Swanepoel or that chick who won’t shut up about her ex because they already got their own posts. Not that that means the rest of these models should commit suicide, but they probably shouldn’t look…

The Superficial / November 14, 2013

Good Sweet Goddamn Morning, Adriana Lima, And Other News

- James Franco got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame so it should only be a matter of time until he makes a black-and-white short film in Aramaic of him pooping on it. [Lainey Gossip]
– So The View’s going to be just Whoopi Goldberg and Brooke Shields now? [Dlisted]
- Selena Gomez&#8217…

The Superficial / March 11, 2013

Adriana Lima Wore Another Bikini and Other News

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– Gronking > Tebowing. [theCHIVE]
- Joe Rogan and Rosie O’Donnell are 9/11 conspiracy theorists now. [Huffington Post]
- Pat Sajak and Vanna White used to do Wheel drunk on margaritas. [Dlisted]
- The 50 Most Ridiculous Mascots: I vote for the Penn State Silent Shower Head. [Bleacher Report]
- Leonardo

Photo Boy / January 27, 2012

Victoria’s Secret Angels, Anyone? And Other News

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- George Clooney had other plans for this year’s Sexiest Man Alive. [Huffington Post]
- Rebecca Black is ready for Round 2 of cyber-tween death threats. [Dlisted]
- Blake Lively’s lack of cleavage clearly indicates her hatred of Pedro Almodovar. [Lainey Gossip]
– So she should take some notes from these…

Photo Boy / November 17, 2011

The 2011 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

Now that I’ve bored you to tears with my words on Joe Paterno, who wants to look at some pretty pictures? Welcome to our annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show coverage, only this year thanks to our brand spanking new site, we were able to condense this puppy into one glorious magical post featuring Miranda Kerr,…

The Superficial / November 10, 2011

The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Night and Other News

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- Oprah’s plan to keep her career alive/start up OWN begins with live-chatting on Facebook. Yup, that should do it. [Huffington Post]
– According to The National Enquirer, Will Smith is gay now, so you know it’s true. [Dlisted]
- Elisabetta Canalis on her break-up with George Clooney: “He no like-a…

Photo Boy / September 9, 2011

Adriana Lima Wore a Bikini Again and Other News

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- Charlie Sheen was finally tricked into agreeing to lockdown with 24/7 monitoring. [Huffington Post]
- Aaron Johnson of Kick-Ass knocked up his mom again. That’s how I choose to read/sexify this. [Dlisted]
- Zara Phillips got married amidst a sea of those insane hats. [Lainey Gossip]
- The Lingerie Basketball

Photo Boy / August 1, 2011

Adriana Lima in a Bikini and Other News

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- Kristen Stewart will NOT be a transsexual inmate in her mom’s directorial debut. [Huffington Post]
- Mariah Carey is still hilariously insane. Oh, good. [Dlisted]
- Kate Middleton’s wedding dress display got blasted by Queen Elizabeth. [Lainey Gossip]
– Finally, someone has captured L. Frank Baum’s true vision. [Hollywood Tuna]…

Photo Boy / July 26, 2011

Victoria’s Secret ‘What is Sexy?’ Event

“Now, I’m the frighteningly skinniest Angel of them all. Mwah!”
And here to make up for three posts on Ashton Kutcher replacing Charlie Sheen is The Victoria’s Secret “What is Sexy?” event which, looking back on that premise, probably should’ve been in 3D. I suck.
Adding… One of these models made $8 million last year.

The Superficial / May 13, 2011

Adriana Lima, Candice Swanepoel and Alessandra Ambrosio Are in Bikinis

Here are some incredibly hot Victoria’s Secret models posing in bikinis yesterday in case you guys are into that sort of thing. I know I’m taking a real risk here, but sometimes you gotta wake up and try something different. Broaden your horizons, if you will. So on that note, I think I’m actually going…

The Superficial / March 31, 2011

Victoria’s Secret by Michael Bay

It’s no secret I hate Michael Bay to the point where it manifests itself at the drop of a hat. Case in point, my grandmother asked me to pass the potatoes during Thanksgiving dinner and I yelled, “Transformers 2 gave me AIDS!” before smashing the gravy boat. That said, Michael Bay was allowed to direct…

The Superficial / December 3, 2010

The 2010 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

Sorry for the late start, folks, but as you can see, it was not for naught.
Here’s the 2010 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show which, as you already know, featured the return of Mount Katy Perry along with these lovely ladies who, if Adriana Lima is any indication, were prepared to get violent if everyone regardle…

The Superficial / November 11, 2010

Adriana Lima Has $2 Million On Her Chest

I’ve tackled a lot of serious subjects in the past few months: Rape, pedophilia, burning the Quran, terror mosques, immigration, redneck clown rappers secretly being Christians. But now it’s time to turn our attention to a more dire and pressing matter. Namely glamorizing supermodels like Adriana Lima by allowing them to wear $2 million diamond-encrusted

The Superficial / October 20, 2010
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