Posts tagged "Adoption"

Rihanna’s Adopting a Kid?

Apparently Rihanna wants to adopt a child from Haiti if this report is one of those times the National Enquirer is actually right about something:

“Rihanna doesn’t see herself having a biological child anytime soon because she doesn’t have a man in her life – plus, after all the drama with CHRIS BROWN,…

By: The Superficial / August 30, 2011

Amy Winehouse Wasn’t Adopting a Child, You Don’t Say?

Over the weekend, it was rumored that Amy Winehouse was in the final stages of adopting a 10-year-old girl from St. Lucia (above) which people actually took seriously even though, at the most smallest, practically non-existent levels, there’s no way any form of government would’ve signed off on this. In fact, because I’m an optimist,…

By: The Superficial / August 1, 2011

Sandra Bullock: ‘Hey, look at this black baby I’m converting to Judaism!’

For those of you just waking up, Sandra Bullock has come out of seclusion and announced exclusively to People she’s filed for divorce from Jesse James. Not only that, she’s adopted 3 1/2 month old Louis Bardo Bullock from New Orleans who she plans to make Jewish because she hates Nazis not so much.

By: The Superficial / April 28, 2010

Madonna and the newest addition to her child army

Here’s Madonna and Mercy, her latest adopted daughter from Malawi, in London yesterday, and don’t be fooled: They want you to think they’re getting into a car when, in reality, Madonna will wait for the opportune moment to sprout wings and alight upon the steeple of a church where she’ll feed on stray bird…

By: The Superficial / June 29, 2009

Madonna doesn’t dick around

Within a week of the Malawi appeals court’s decision, Madonna has already absconded with three-year-old Mercy to London, according to the AP:

The airport employee, speaking on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to discuss the matter, said 3-year-old Chifundo “Mercy” James left late Friday headed to London, with a…

By: The Superficial / June 21, 2009

Madonna bends Malawi adoption court to her will

Early reports that Madonna would win her appeal to adopt three-year-old Mercy turned out to be true after all. The Malawi appeal court ruled in Madonna’s favor this morning, according to E! News:

Reading from the three-judge panel’s ruling, Chief Justice Lovemore Munlo said Madonna’s interest in helping Malawi orphans–she founded Raising…

By: The Superficial / June 12, 2009

Madonna’s Malawi adoption approved

Madonna has convinced (Let’s assume bribed.) three appeal judges in Malawi to allow her to adopt four-year-old Mercy, according to The Sun:

A source there said yesterday: “The paperwork is being typed up now. All recommendations are in favour of the adoption taking place. Mercy should start packing her bags. She’s off…

By: The Superficial / June 9, 2009

Madonna’s adoption efforts get F’d in the A

Madonna’s attempts to adopt four-year-old Mercy from Malawi took another kick in the nuts when the girl’s father appeared on The Early Show to say he plans to raise Mercy. People reports:

“I want to take care of her, and I’m capable of taking care of my baby,” James Kambewa told CBS’s The Early…

By: The Superficial / May 3, 2009

Madonna wants that kid

Madonna is still determined to get her claws on a four-year-old Malawian girl, Mercy, and has resorted to her most devious form of sorcery: E-mail. Us Magazine reports:

“I want to provide Mercy with a home, a loving family environment and the best education and healthcare possible,” she e-mailed Malawi’s Nation newspaper…

By: The Superficial / April 13, 2009

Madonna gets fully screwed out of adopting Mercy

Madonna just got extra screwed by Malawi. Turns out the father of the four-year-old girl she was trying to adopt has surfaced and wants to raise her. He assumed Mercy died with her mother, but thanks to Madonna’s visit, he learned she’s still alive. People reports:

The young man, James Kambewa, tells PEOPLE he…

By: The Superficial / April 7, 2009

Madonna flees Malawi, vows revenge

After her bitchin’ party didn’t garner the immediate adoption rights to four-year-old Mercy, Madonna fled Malawi this morning on her private jet. The AP reports:

Police roadblocks prevented reporters from approaching the airport but one police officer said Madonna carried David, her adopted Malawian son, up the steps of the Gulfstream jet.

By: The Superficial / April 5, 2009

Madonna parties her way toward adoption. Whee!

Adoptions plan shot down by an African country? No problem, just teach those nerds how to party. It’s the Madonna way! TMZ reports:

Government officials and staff members of Raising Malawi charity are on the guest list for the event, along with traditional dancers. No word if the judge who denied Madge will attend.

By: The Superficial / April 4, 2009

Madonna’s adoption shot down!

Despite having the support of the Malawian government and welfare minister, Madonna’s attempt to adopt four-year-old Mercy was shot down this morning in court. Turns out the pop singer is subject to residency requirements this time. Wuh oh. The AP reports:

A judge who did not make the ruling but saw it…

By: The Superficial / April 3, 2009

Madonna’s adoption gets the green light

Despite protests from human rights groups, Madonna’s adoption plans in Malawi are a “go.” The Malawian government has announced its full support for the singer’s adoption of four-year-old Mercy, according to Reuters:

Malawian Information Minister Patricia Kaliati said Madonna had helped in the country and was a worthy mother.
“Madonna has bee…

By: The Superficial / April 2, 2009

Madonna: ‘You caught me. I’m trying to adopt.’

Madonna has confirmed her plans to adopt a four-year-old Malawian girl, Mercy, and wants you to know she’s going through the process just like everybody else. And apparently that process includes charging a million dollar school to your gold card then bouncing with a new kid in five days. Who knew? The AP report:…

By: The Superficial / March 31, 2009

Angelina Jolie wants one of those Slumdog kids

Angelina Jolie is apparently looking to adopt a child from India. That is if those kids from Slumdog Millionaire count as credible sources. All I know is one of them told me Ganesh could kick Spider-man’s ass, so obviously, I think they’re buttfaces who like to see a grown man cry. The Sun

By: The Superficial / March 31, 2009

Madonna’s adoption plans delayed

Seen here in Malawi this morning wearing.. camouflage pants and army boots? (Well played, Ambassador Madonna), the pop star’s attempt to adopt a four-year-old Malawian girl, Mercy, was delayed by a judge today who pushed the adoption hearing to Friday. The AP reports:

Some child advocacy groups say the 50-year-old pop star’s plans to…

By: The Superficial / March 30, 2009

Madonna officially files for adoption in Malawi

Despite the controversy surrounding her 2006 kidnapping adoption of David Banda and Malawi officials publicly questioning the pop star’s morals, Madonna is going full steam ahead with her adoption plans. E! News reports:

A Malawi welfare department representative says Madonna has already filed adoption papers in the country and that her adoption case could…

By: The Superficial / March 26, 2009

Madonna’s flings threaten her adoption plans

Madonna’s relationships with Jesus Luz and Alex “A-Rod” Rodriguez have thrown a wrench into her plans to adopt three-year-old Mercy from Malawi. NY Daily News reports:

“The news she is linked to another woman’s husband and a young man less than half her age makes us question her morals.”
Officials are unhappy…

By: The Superficial / March 25, 2009

Madonna & Guy Ritchie want to adopt/kidnap another kid

Madonna and Guy Ritchie were reportedly set to “adopt” an African girl named Mercy before their marriage hit the rocks. Now that the healing has begun, the couple is moving forward with the adoption plans that don’t sound anything at all like an international incident waiting to explode. Except for, oh I dunno,…

By: The Superficial / August 12, 2008
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