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Rihanna’s Adopting a Kid?

Apparently Rihanna wants to adopt a child from Haiti if this report is one of those times the National Enquirer is actually right about something:

“Rihanna doesn’t see herself having a biological child anytime soon because she doesn’t have a man in her life – plus, after all the drama with CHRIS BROWN,… More »

Amy Winehouse Wasn’t Adopting a Child, You Don’t Say?

Over the weekend, it was rumored that Amy Winehouse was in the final stages of adopting a 10-year-old girl from St. Lucia (above) which people actually took seriously even though, at the most smallest, practically non-existent levels, there’s no way any form of government would’ve signed off on this. In fact, because I’m an optimist,… More »

Sandra Bullock: ‘Hey, look at this black baby I’m converting to Judaism!’

For those of you just waking up, Sandra Bullock has come out of seclusion and announced exclusively to People she’s filed for divorce from Jesse James. Not only that, she’s adopted 3 1/2 month old Louis Bardo Bullock from New Orleans who she plans to make Jewish because she hates Nazis not so much. More »

Madonna and the newest addition to her child army

Here’s Madonna and Mercy, her latest adopted daughter from Malawi, in London yesterday, and don’t be fooled: They want you to think they’re getting into a car when, in reality, Madonna will wait for the opportune moment to sprout wings and alight upon the steeple of a church where she’ll feed on stray birds… More »

Madonna doesn’t dick around

Within a week of the Malawi appeals court’s decision, Madonna has already absconded with three-year-old Mercy to London, according to the AP:

The airport employee, speaking on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to discuss the matter, said 3-year-old Chifundo “Mercy” James left late Friday headed to London, with a… More »

Madonna bends Malawi adoption court to her will

Early reports that Madonna would win her appeal to adopt three-year-old Mercy turned out to be true after all. The Malawi appeal court ruled in Madonna’s favor this morning, according to E! News:

Reading from the three-judge panel’s ruling, Chief Justice Lovemore Munlo said Madonna’s interest in helping Malawi orphans–she founded Raising… More »

Madonna’s Malawi adoption approved

Madonna has convinced (Let’s assume bribed.) three appeal judges in Malawi to allow her to adopt four-year-old Mercy, according to The Sun:

A source there said yesterday: “The paperwork is being typed up now. All recommendations are in favour of the adoption taking place. Mercy should start packing her bags. She’s off… More »

Madonna’s adoption efforts get F’d in the A

Madonna’s attempts to adopt four-year-old Mercy from Malawi took another kick in the nuts when the girl’s father appeared on The Early Show to say he plans to raise Mercy. People reports:

“I want to take care of her, and I’m capable of taking care of my baby,” James Kambewa told CBS’s The Early… More »

Madonna wants that kid

Madonna is still determined to get her claws on a four-year-old Malawian girl, Mercy, and has resorted to her most devious form of sorcery: E-mail. Us Magazine reports:

“I want to provide Mercy with a home, a loving family environment and the best education and healthcare possible,” she e-mailed Malawi’s Nation newspaper… More »

Madonna gets fully screwed out of adopting Mercy

Madonna just got extra screwed by Malawi. Turns out the father of the four-year-old girl she was trying to adopt has surfaced and wants to raise her. He assumed Mercy died with her mother, but thanks to Madonna’s visit, he learned she’s still alive. People reports:

The young man, James Kambewa, tells PEOPLE he… More »

Madonna flees Malawi, vows revenge

After her bitchin’ party didn’t garner the immediate adoption rights to four-year-old Mercy, Madonna fled Malawi this morning on her private jet. The AP reports:

Police roadblocks prevented reporters from approaching the airport but one police officer said Madonna carried David, her adopted Malawian son, up the steps of the Gulfstream jet.
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Madonna parties her way toward adoption. Whee!

Adoptions plan shot down by an African country? No problem, just teach those nerds how to party. It’s the Madonna way! TMZ reports:

Government officials and staff members of Raising Malawi charity are on the guest list for the event, along with traditional dancers. No word if the judge who denied Madge will attend.
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