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The Adele & Chris Brown Grammy Photo Sucks Now

If you saw this pic going around over the past two days, you probably just assumed Adele growled at Chris Brown like a lion and he immediately backed down because she’s bigger than him. Turns out they were just “complimenting each other,” according to Adele who apparently also feeds on the death of battered woman… More »

The 55th Annual Grammy Awards

“I was told this was filled with Boston cream, not seeing any.”

Here’s the rest of The 55th Annual Grammy Awards that doesn’t involve Katy Perry’s awesome breasts, Kat Dennings’ almost-as-awesome breasts, evidence in Rihanna’s murder or Jennifer Lopez’s dress making it look like she has huge, giant testicles. Except now I’ve completely… More »

GOLDEN GLOBES: These Women Gave Birth Then Dared Showed Their Faces in Public

Claire Danes, Megan Fox and Sienna Miller are all beautifully slim women who recently had babies and then almost immediately snapped right back into shape if they were even out of it at all. Adele, on the other hand.. well, let’s just say she’s right back to her post-baby weight. So with that in mind,… More »

Adele Really Has Been Pregnant This Whole Time

When news broke two weeks ago that Adele is pregnant, the cheap and easy joke was, “Wait, you mean she wasn’t this whole time?” which lazy dicks such as myself immediately jumped at. Except it turns out that part of being a lazy dick involves INCREDIBLE PSYCHIC POWERS because Adele is already seven months pregnant,… More »

BREAKING: Adele Has One Of Those Middle Fingers

Despite dominating the Grammys and being universally revered as one of the top genuinely talented singers of the moment, Adele has been having a pretty shitty month starting with someone leaking a fake sex tape of some random fat chick getting nailed in the backseat of a car followed by her own estranged father sellingMore »

The Adele Sex Tape Is Fake, Surprisingly A Thing People Wanted To Look At

After dominating the Grammys, Adele got to enjoy her increased celebrity status this week by being the target of a sex tape rumor that’s prompted her to sue the shit out of France (She would’ve sent Liam Neeson based on his real life experiences punching France’s dick in to find his kidnapped daughter, but he’s… More »

Adele Looks Different

Here’s Adele on the March cover of Vogue where you’ll be surprised to learn she’s a svelte, thin-faced, large-breasted model unlike whoever the hell this impostor is at the Grammys. Nice try, pregnant Gillian Anderson.

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Adele Pukes Before Every Performance

Via Us Magazine:

“I puke quite a lot before going on stage,” Adele, 22, tells British Vogue in its October issue — gracing its cover with a stunning closeup shot. “Though never actually on stage,” the Grammy winner clarifies. But the pre-show puke guarantees a great performance, she says.

*looks atMore »