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Adam Levine Got Sugar-Bombed

Adam Levine got sugar bombed and tried really hard not to cry about it. I can feel the joy swelling in you already. More »


Adam Levine & Behati Prinsloo Are Banging While Covered In Blood

Here’s the video for “Animals” which features Adam Levine stalking his wife Behati Prinsloo like a hipster serial killer before banging her naked body covered in blood. It’s the sexual fantasy of any healthy marriage provided your husband wants to fuck himself even harder in a meat locker which is also the vibe I got… More »


Adam Levine Did Not Have Sex With Lindsay Lohan’s Vaginarrhea (Too Fancy? You’re Right)

Just like James Franco, Adam Levine found himself on Lindsay Lohan’s handwritten list of celebrities she’s had sex with that somehow got sold to InTouch for currency that can be exchanged for cocaine. No one’s still quite figured it out. Anyway, just like James Franco again, Adam Levine wants to make it abundantly clear that… More »


Lindsay Lohan Wrote A List of All The Celebrities She’s Banged

Lindsay Lohan will do anything for money from blowing Charlie Sheen to letting Oprah televise what an unreliable and completely full of shit drug addict she is. Which is why it comes as no surprise that In Touch is now sitting on a handwritten (and naturally misspelled) list of celebrities Lindsay Lohan has slept withMore »


And Now Back To Celebrities: Whose Genitals Are They Touching?

Granted, terrorism is super indie cool now, let’s get back to bullshit celebrity engagements that mean absolutely nothing. This time around it’s Adam Levine proposing to Victoria’s Secret model Behati Prinsloo, according to Us Magazine:

Levine was previously linked to 21-year-old supermodel Nina Agdal, but the Maroon 5 frontman rekindled his relationship with… More »


Christina Aguilera Can Fit Into Jeans? There’s No Way That’s Right

Christina Aguilera almost exclusively wears stretchy pants or a form-hugging dress (both commando), except here she is actually wearing jeans while promoting The Voice last night. So if everyone could maybe shut up about elections and malfunctioning voter machines, let’s focus on how the hell something like this evens happen and who stands to gain… More »


Christina Aguilera Has Purple Hair Now

While all her contemporaries spend their summers fitting into bikinis – including Lindsay Lohan who’s 5/8ths freckle-hobbit – here’s Christina Aguilera in the strongest Spanx money can buy while promoting The Voice over the weekend because apparently she’s still on the show. Somehow scaring the shit out of Adam Levine while simultaneously wasting precious man-hours… More »


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